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Soviet-raised math teacher in Baltimore, formerly a sports writer. Atheist AF. Zionist AF. Slava Ukraรฏni. Telegram (in Russian): https://t.co/CYmmgaNw7w

Baltimore, MD
Joined December 2008
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@SlavaMalamud
Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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The average price of a dozen eggs in America at the end of Biden's administration is $3.65. Pinning this for four years to see if it was worth all of this.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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OK, watching episode 4 of season 2 of "Severance", and why is this suddenly Russian literature? Why are they all Raskolnikovs, wandering the forests of Pskov while reading from Volume IV of War and Peace? What is this "Fifth Dream of Akakiy Panteleimonovich" bullshit?
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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I have absolutely zero interest in this year's Super Bowl, but since Trump has inserted himself into the Chiefs bandwagon, I guess I'll be an Eagles fan. And here is the Ukrainian choir of Philadelphia singing "Letyt Orly" (Fly Eagles Fly) to seal the deal
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Russia in 2022: "Our military is the greatest in the world! Soon, we will be fighting with robots blessed by the Holy Patriarch!" Russia in 2025: "We ride donkeys to glory!"
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@RT_com
RT
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Russian unit using donkeys to move military gear The heroic animals are said to be better suited for the tough terrain than drones or vehicles Where tanks stall, donkeys haul
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@BorisVeytsman I only use Amazon for books. I doubt Costco has anything to offer there, besides Trump Bibles
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@BorisVeytsman Costco is a members-only raspredelitel'. Too Soviet for my tasts.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@Kasparov63 Are ties decided on penalty flicks ("chapayevtsy") today?
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 days
May we all love our expensive purchases as much.
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man
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@SlavaMalamud
Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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So, did USAID use DEI to promote CRT among BLM or is it the other way around? Either way, it's all the Jews, right?
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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The Old Man Yelling at Clouds Presidency proceeding as well as one may imagine it would.
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Congrats America!
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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99% of American voters had no idea what USAID was a week ago. Now, everyone is suddenly convinced USAID is the reason they can't afford eggs and Democrats win in California. When anything like this happens, it's because someone has lied to you. And you were dumb enough to buy it.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Baltimore fans in 2023: "Y'all dumb eggheids who cares boutcha stupid stats. MVP's all about the vibe!" Baltimore fans in 2024:
@jasrifootball
JPAFootball
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I donโ€™t knowโ€ฆ
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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I have always said that this clown exists solely for the purpose of normalizing and mainstreaming right-wing lunacy while pretending to be a neutral, common-sense high-tech enjoyer. A classic MO of a Russian asset.
@lexfridman
Lex Fridman
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Everyone should be in favor of transparent, efficient government. Seems obvious.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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The most obvious, least controversial, 100% most deserved MVP ever, in any sport. The Ravens flocksters who have suddenly discovered innate appreciation of finer statistical data this very year, can go away now.
@NFL
NFL
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The King of Bills Mafia is MVP! @JoshAllenQB @BuffaloBills #NFLHonors
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
2 days
Don't forget the Bowling Green Massacre.
@CanadianKobzar
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BREAKING: Reports emerging that USAID funded the assassination of Julius Cesar.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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Trump and Musk are so far off the reservation, Russian propagandists can now use their insane ramblings to legitimize themselves.
@reshetz
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What the hell is going on anymore
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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OK, who did this
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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@jtbrunton58 If the rules prescribe maximum testosterone levels, then these are the rules. Sucks for them, but this is how it is.
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Slava Malamud ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
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So, if a women's sport is defined, by rules, as something restricted to people with a certain biological makeup, then this is how it should be. It's not about your civil rights. It's about rules. Just like not allowing 22-year-olds to compete on a high school team isn't ageism.
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