Ernie LuckMan
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This is psychotic. Like finding out a state eats bicycles for breakfast. What the fuck.
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Beetlejuice is a horror movie about what If you knew a guy who wouldn’t stop doing bits.
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Call me crazy but I think good things should happen to good people and bad things should happen to bad people.
Upset about Melissa Barrera's firing?
Stop calling for Stranger Things to dump Noah Schnapp.
Don't celebrate Gina Carano's firing.
Speaking on a divisive issue shouldn't cost anyone their job.
Don't wait for your team's turn in the barrel.
Oppose this shit consistently.
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It’s going to be incredibly annoying watching America slide into obsolescence because China did crazy stuff like invest in infrastructure and rather than follow suit and invest in the future we’ll just give more money to Israel and give cops qualified immunity to hunt vloggers.
TikTok is like a Chinese spy balloon in your phone.
By forcing TikTok to cut ties with Communist China, we will protect our kids, our national security, and our cybersecurity.
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Now wait a minute wait a minute. Your apes aren’t here, they’re divested through out a digital decentralized, distributed and public digital ledger.
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Wild that they keep hiding it’s a musical.
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"Come on Tony I swear Im good for it. The kid said it was a guarantee. How was I supposed to know he'd never played Time Crisis before?"
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like Oppenheimer all the black and white scenes in Dune 2 are from Strauss's point of view
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An alternate universe where she is the political firebrand created by Austin public access instead of Alex jones.
There was an Austin public access show in the 1990s called 'Raw Time' where the host would insult the intelligence of the callers and hang up on Limp Bizkit fans. It's great.
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Isnt it wild this corrections officer had a self driving truck.
Just felt the need to put these all in one place. There’s literal video footage of it lol
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still my favorite star wars character. The more we learn about the Jedi and the influence it has in the universe this guy still just sees a big dude with a laser sword and just says "fuck your god"
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JD Vance in 2021, while discussing earlier waves of immigration to the US:
"You had this massive wave of Italian, Irish and German immigration and that had its problems, its consequences. You had higher crime rates, you had these ethnic enclaves, you had inter-ethnic conflict in
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This is the equivalent of cheering on hackers when they are defacing websites of companies or governments you don't like.
Well, when those same hackers attack your website or your government, you won't think its funny.
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this feels like an incredible misread of the character. she did not give a fuck about ghosts.
Annie Potts Is Finally a Full-Fledged Ghostbuster in New Frozen Empire Images
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The Unaliving of Jesse James by the Neurodivergent Robert Ford (2007)
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A single punch ruined this guy if you’re wondering about whether punching Nazis works.
NEW: White supremacist Richard Spencer says his life is in shambles. His wife left him, he’s a social outcast, he goes on trial next month for his role in Charlottesville and cannot afford a lawyer.
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HES QUOTING THE BRIAN HERBERT BOOKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
True creation eventually becomes independent of its creator. Evolution takes the original product far from its origin, with an uncertain outcome.
– Dune, The Machine Crusade
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What is a Protestant going to do against the devil? Play guitar?
Why are so many horror movies dealing with Catholics? Y'all having trouble making Protestant horror flicks?
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me: one ticket pls
girl at the counter: for what movie
me:
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Paul: there will be an intergalactic war in my name
Also Paul: can you name me after this uwu baby
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Jimmy Stewart wanting to never exist when he’s got this this baddy back home. Insane.
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New York's mayor announced that the city will now use trash bins instead of dumping their trash bags on the streets.
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Alex Jones's lawyer when he finds out about the texts he sent
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Binging Venture Bros is wild. Watching 20 years of cultural change over 7 seasons of tv.
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So I made a decision and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call. Go ahead and cancel me.
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If I were Don Draper I’d simply be happy with being handsome great at what I do and married to a beautiful woman.
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Yesterday my colleague called me a 'book murderer' because I cut long books to make them more useful. Does anyone else do this? Is it just me?
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Group Chat Wrapped: You had 256 misspellings. You sent 17 tweets to the group that were already talked about.
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George Clooney not a nice man. Stole from Terry Benedict. Good friend of mine. Real nice guy. Knows casinos almost as well as me. I’ve never been robbed folks. It’s true. Not gonna let Danny Ocean steal from me. Let him come. I can take Casey Affleck, Brad Pitt, whoever.
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Recreate this with Walton Goggins and Timothy Olyphant
they used to have photoshoots like this for a tv show with no sex scenes in it...we used to be a proper country
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@Grindalfberg
If I’m not that yoked then I’ll create the perfect organism as revenge on my less than perfect creator.
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Oh no. My girlfriend sold her hair to buy me a pocket watch chain and I also bought myself a pocket watch chain.
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Originalism is the belief that the founding fathers were omniscient precogs until they aren’t.
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Left protests: “alright remember wear a mask to protect your identity and stop covid. Bring goggles, a helmet and sharpie important numbers on your arm for when you get arrested and please turn off your phone because they’ll track you.”
Right wing protests:
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Dale you weren’t cancelled. Your opinions are just so god danged asinine.
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NEWS: Elizabeth Warren was compensated nearly $2 million over about three decades for doing consulting & other legal work, per campaign.
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People will say dudes rock until they see Dudes Rock
“Destiny brought me to this lamb chop” is an actual line of dialogue from Napoleon.
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Kendrick like
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Venture bros still doing this. They spoiled the ending of season 2 on the dvd commentary because who would watch the commentary first. When someone confronted them saying they did watch commentary first they proceeded to make fun of him in the next seasons commentary.
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Jimmy Stewart wanting to never exist when he’s got this this baddy back home. Insane.
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Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first year member of the Fedaykin. You just finished Irulan’s Songs of Muad’dib and you’ll be reciting that until you come in here next week claiming the Quizarate wrongfully venerate Saint Alia of the Knife.
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Data Analytics guys all in a boardroom screaming “we could’ve had Gladstone!”
Lily Gladstone had been considering a career change prior to ‘KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON.’
She was registering for a data analytics course, when a Gmail notification alerted her to a request for a meeting with Martin Scorsese.
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@MutantGillmen
@taco_ese
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Creating children as opposed to raising children is such a weird phrase.
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I think it’s bad that a guy is so rich multiple states are using their police agencies to protect his material interests.
🚨BREAKING: We have reason to believe Media Matters used fraud to solicit donations from Missourians in order to bully advertisers into pulling out of X, the last platform dedicated to free speech in America.
We have launched an investigation.
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Clickhole nailed it
A reminder that celebrating weight loss reminds your fat friends how much you hate looking like them.
🙃🫣🫠
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So does it not have mirrors?
The lack of style costs extra but it’s so worth it to drive an eyesore like this.
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Your nephew is a reincarnated vaudevillian.
In the best yet things-my-nephews-have-done, the 7 year old ordered a burger today, and was asked if he wanted it medium. "Could you please make it very large?" he asked. Told that the choice was between medium or well done, he asked if the chef could do the best he could. Yes.
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People saw NPH at the end of Starship Troopers dressed like a nazi and didn’t get it.
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so in a remarkable plot twist, all the stupid leftist infighting has actually accomplished something
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just one more thing Mr. Atreides, who is it who first brougth the notion of the lisan al gaib to Arrakis? And what is your mother?
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Alpha grindset is just unironically quoting Mr. Burns.
People ask how I’m so productive.
The secret: productivity is a process of REMOVAL.
Time is such an easy thing to waste...
Here’s what you can remove from your life to save up to 60 hrs/week 👇👇👇
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I’m a very lapsed Catholic until Protestants start talking shit.
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its exceedingly funny that no one realizes advertisers dont want their product next to slurs.
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George Costanza Voice: Hes a leaner!
"He's a leaner, Daemon. I always liked the idea that he sort of leans" 😂
— Matt Smith
#HouseOfTheDragon
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