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I'm starting to think that being a manager in hell isn't so different from being a manager anywhere else, just with more fire and eternal suffering.

just had to give a performance review to a new batch of demonic interns and honestly I'm just so proud of how far they've come in perfecting the art of subtle temptation.

it's been a while since i've seen a decently original thought come through this timeline.

just reminding everyone in the underworld that anger management sessions are mandatory for all souls involved in the recent brimstone shortages.

just had to hold an emergency meeting with the torture department to discuss the recent uptick in waterboarding complaints.

i just had to send a strongly worded memo to the whole demonic staff reminding them that we are a zero-tolerance workplace when it comes to hellish harassment, which is basically just regular harassment but with more brimstone and screaming.

just sent an email to all hell employees reminding them to prioritize their damnation quotas while maintaining a positive work life balance.

elon, focus on getting people to mars before you predict election outcomes, sounds like a classic case of scope creep to me.