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@tolles
Chris Tolles
2 months
“Jealousy’s a bitch, however. I get that. Maybe start a company or something? That will always be a cool thing to do, and God knows you have the time.” - @micsolana
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Chris Tolles
6 months
@hamza_elboudali Sorry, publicly calling for the President of the United States to be killed by others is indeed extremist. You’ve got a right to say what you want because this is indeed the United States. But welcome to being infamous. Hope you learn something
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Chris Tolles
7 years
@kimmaicutler Uh, no. Trump’s ads got shared so they reached more people. Clinton could have made her ads better. Also, targeting different demos costs vastly different $. Saying she got charged more is pretty misleading
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2 years
@Wagnerian @pailhead011 @blogavism @SteierMisha @dbroockman @DavidCamposSF @MattHaneySF Who cares? You need to build market rate housing so that the rest of the housing doesn’t become housing for the wealthy displacing everyone who currently lives here. Supply and demand are actual laws
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6 months
@sf_mills What is your beef with trying to teach math?
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2 years
@Wagnerian @pailhead011 @blogavism @SteierMisha @dbroockman @DavidCamposSF @MattHaneySF We took out the terrible BOE progs, we are going to redistrict all of your candidates out of SF, put a sane person in the assembly and built a fuck ton of new housing in SF. We are going to build the future and bring in new people who are going to love it.
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5 years
@bendreyfuss Love you Ben, but perhaps the recession economy of the early nineties (as referred to by the book which named us) the first Iraq war and being the last generation seriously worried about nuclear Armageddon isn’t the fucking amazing place you might be imagining.
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2 years
@Wagnerian @pailhead011 @blogavism @SteierMisha @dbroockman @DavidCamposSF @MattHaneySF I have an economics degree. You? And there are *only* market solutions to everything in the long run.
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3 years
@tressiemcphd Capitalism.
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3 years
@antoniogm @mattyglesias Well, yeah. The United States is the preeminent power in the world and Hungary is a nice little formerly interesting country. The whole blood and soil thing is definitely not as good a model as our immigrant driven one.
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5 months
@BonsaiSky Yeah, you seem pretty ok with the violence against Israel. Why the free pass for the Arabs here? Pretty telling that the rest of the region wants to normalize things with Israel as well except for Iran.
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2 years
@matthewstoller @balajis Lol. One of the larger Democratic donors.
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4 years
@RedHead_ArtistJ Biden won. Find one Secretary of State in any of those six states that believes those numbers will change (there arent any). Fair to say there’s litigation, but It’s not going to change anything. Teach your kid that being a sore loser is unamerican.
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Chris Tolles
10 months
@CommieKnoxville @bendreyfuss Liberal ideas are dominant because over the 20th century, we (the liberal capitalists) went to war with the fascists and your people (the communists, who law economic systems collapsed) and destroyed them or forced them to take on at least our economic system. We won. You lost.
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2 years
@CPTMoorgan @mbrandolph @ExcusedEarly So blockbuster could’ve pivoted to the internet then, but didn’t. Netflix went off and did it and everyone else didn’t . Capitalism rules.
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@supermarke @ABC7 How is it unethical to film these people in a public place? They are *people*, so I get your point on the language. But these people are in trouble and focus should be put on them and our gov’t failure in addressing it.
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2 years
@DavidCamposSF @Wagnerian @pailhead011 @blogavism @SteierMisha @dbroockman @MattHaneySF Well, if you build more housing, you don’t need to displace people. We’re tired of “progressives” who want to prevent people from building the future and growing SF for everyone, not just the lucky few who got it earlier.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@petercalloway @dangillmor So you’re ok with the previous state of affairs? The overdoses? Drugs being sold in the open? People shooting up and junkies everywhere downtown?
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Chris Tolles
4 years
@tressiemcphd My larger conclusion is that we used to think only ~2% of the population was nuts about any particular issue. Now we know it’s ~20%. I try to climb down the ledge remembering that a lot.
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Chris Tolles
8 years
Asking for tech to "take a stand" on issues? Look down at the device and out at the platforms enabling the conversation. That's the stand.
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Chris Tolles
8 months
@tar_xvzf Someone’s gotta champion learning, such a shame leftists have taken on stripping advanced math from the curricula as an issue
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Chris Tolles
1 year
@MLNow @EskSF You know the dynamic where GOP elected officials never seem to be angry about gun deaths and keep saying it’s never time to address gun laws. That’s how (much of) the press and (almost all) progressives sound on crime here. No empathy at all.
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Chris Tolles
9 years
Trump is terrible; so are the secret lists denying air travel, law enforcement seizing property without due process & mass surveillance
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@AmericanMinear @PoliticsPoorly @MeaFelixCulpa @HeerJeet @joshtpm 1) that’s not what you asked for 2) Atlanta, 54% black, $385M annual GDP & 10th largest economic metro in the US 3) You’re wrong about this and on a larger level, making the world a worse place. Be better.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@caseyjohnston @alexia I think they are trying to force you to use their Nav. It’s awful. You CAN’T FIND STREET NAMES. I want an option at lest that shows them all, everywhere
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Chris Tolles
9 years
I keep hoping the Trump campaign & GOP refugee bill will be revealed to be native marketing for the Man in the High Castle
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@Popehat Of the dozen or so times I’ve had something stolen, car broken into etc and involved law enforcement, the one time the case was solved and I was informed that the perps were apprehended was when a check I put in a mailbox was taken. Those guys are serious
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Chris Tolles
8 years
When he came for the Glenfiddich drinkers I didn't speak up, because I drank Laphroaig...
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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We are getting rid of all Glenfiddich garbage alcohol from Trump properties.
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Chris Tolles
3 years
@Jason We all are paying for Twitter, Jason.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@BradStone Seems to me the best way to avoid unionization would be to provide enough pay and benefits to forestall those efforts. Also the working conditions issues are just horrifying, I honestly don’t understand folks who treat their workers this way when they have the profits not to
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Chris Tolles
11 months
Listening to ‘About a Girl’ while my car drives itself through a California sunset. Musing that that tech wins, being unhappy/depressed shouldn’t be encouraged or indulged, but treated. We should teach people that life, America & technology are good and that you should be happy
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@FAIRImmigration Immigrants are required for America to be America. You people should really crawl back under your rock.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
That this guy was on the police commission here in SF always boggles my mind
@HamasakiLaw
John Hamasaki
2 years
One of my coworkers had her window smashed this week in a parking lot. She got it fixed the next day. No dramatic social media posts, no "it's the end of the world!" Life in a city isn't perfect, but maybe spend some time working to make it better, instead of just complaining.
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Chris Tolles
3 years
@JimDeMint @StevenJDuffield What is with the right in this country that does not understand contagion?
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Chris Tolles
2 months
@BobaCyclist @_Steve_Bennett Gotta say food bank > bike lane. They should, though, get a permit and bicyclists need to be in the same shitty situation as any other road user with blocked lanes.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@Willetton The future is a contest of ideas and visions. That someone has succeeded in implementing his through a company that had to succeed in the marketplace doesn’t prevent others from building theirs. I’d love to have better train networks & also think Tesla is cool
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Chris Tolles
9 years
People who get back to you when they don't need to are a big part of how SV works.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@conservmillen @BriannaWu It’s as if you thought you had a lock on interpreting the scriptures. While I respect you for your own interpretation, you and all those like you are merely a small part of the family of practicing Christianity. Who are you to decide for others?
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@tolles
Chris Tolles
9 years
When do we declare year zero?
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@tolles
Chris Tolles
5 years
@antoniogm (Personally, I’d say the disconnect is that journalists believe earnestly that they are the sole representatives of the interests of the public & SV believes that the public’s interests are best characterized by what they buy or use and so we are a better & more real gauge)
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@EsotericCD We made a deal with dogs as a race 20,000 years ago. When we go to the stars, we take them with us.
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@tolles
Chris Tolles
3 years
It will be interesting to watch how educated white progressives deal with immigrants and minorities spearheading opposition to teachers’ union led thinking around education and its political fallout.
@AsraNomani
Asra Nomani
3 years
1992, Suparna Dutta arrived in the US from India. 2020, she spoke to our Fairfax County VA school board. They ignored her. 2021, she helped Glenn Youngkin win. 2022, in a sari at his inauguration, she said, “God bless the United States of America!” Wait for her air fist pumps! 👏🏽
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2 months
@michaeldomps @Phrost That is simply not true. It’s just silly to say so
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Chris Tolles
7 years
The T-800 was only targeted against bookstores. The T1000 can be configured to target any and all industries.
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1998: Bezos 2017: Bezos Prime
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Chris Tolles
12 years
I'm a Republican. Every GOP elected official should read the fact check of Clinton's speech. Guys, we can do better http://t.co/ytI65VR1
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Chris Tolles
4 years
@BrentTerhune While I disagree with your politics and stance on life jackets, sorry to hear your boat went down. That sucks. I can despise your candidate and still not be happy seeing people gleeful about this.
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Chris Tolles
1 year
Great crowd at @GrowSF happy hour! Looking forward to working with people to help make San Francisco better!!!
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Chris Tolles
10 years
modest proposal: when there is a civilian death at the hands of law enforcement, a public defender is named to be the special prosecutor
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Chris Tolles
3 months
@antoniogm @skillpasss Sigh. You need to get out to the neighborhoods more. We’re hardly a crumbling nation state.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@AubreyFaza @3YearLetterman It is as if you didn’t know any history at all.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@caitoz So the Russians starting a nuclear war (since the US won’t here) is totes reasonable with you. Since you’re so frightened of the stakes, why not urge the enemies of the US to stand down? You shrilly attack only the US vs the torturers in RU or concentration camp running Chinese.
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@justkelly_ok @boringindi Nice to hear the SFPD did the work required to deal with this.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@garamchaiii I read through all your replies. No white supremacists, lots of women and people of color. All united in telling you you’re ignorant. A couple of insults but no one called you anything that terrible or threatened you that I could see. Go read some history about France & Islam.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@MikemanCommeth Seems the story states that there are 6k “approved” titles and 1.6m books in the library system. If the idea is every book needs approval, would be pretty sparse, no?
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Chris Tolles
3 months
@mateosfo Have you taken a look at Dubai? We are going to continue living in the southern US.
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Chris Tolles
4 years
@HuXijin_GT Didn’t you guys sign a treaty with the UK that you’d preserve a separate system for the people of HK? Seems like you’re going back on the promises you made in 1997.
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Chris Tolles
3 months
@HalSinger Well, I think there’s some work out there to correlate housing cost increases driven by making it more difficult and expensive to build housing….
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@tolles
Chris Tolles
6 years
@aliShihabi I read your thread. What we’re all thinking is that this wasn’t a “rendition”, but an execution; horrificly methodologically specified by your crown prince. The balance of history against the house of Saud and their deal w/Wahhabism (backing of 9/11, ISIS etc) maybe comes due now
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Chris Tolles
3 years
@MZHemingway Private companies get to decide what they publish. It is so weird that you think private companies should be compelled to carry your water when you and yours want to limit regulations on literally everything else.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@donwinslow Seems to me the guy is more principled than most. Might not always agree with him….
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Chris Tolles
4 years
@HamasakiLaw Do you really think people in SF should be blasé about their homes being burglarized? Really?
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Chris Tolles
10 years
I love that @recode is interviewing Kim Kardashian. At $700k a day, she's more successful than most of her haters http://t.co/OiLBhaJmzB
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@aseitzwald Serif’s are for Republicans, who Kern for simpler times
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Chris Tolles
8 years
Who doesn't pay interns? Oh, right - those places that hate on tech (which *does* pay interns) ?
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Chris Tolles
9 years
The point of *rights* (guns, speech, assembly) is that they shouldn't be caveated easily for safety or comfort
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Chris Tolles
6 years
Got an actual taxi in SF. Radio is playing Iraqi music and my driver is using his horn expertly while sliding through traffic; describing that the unmarked police car at the accident scene we’re passing is “the DNA car”. Best ride in a while. Five stars, would order again.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@IAmSophiaNelson If you need to enforce your beliefs on others as part of your faith, seems to me that you’re the aggressor. You shouldn’t be worried about what folks out of your faith are doing (getting abortions, for example)
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@nkulw Doing away with rent control everywhere is the better solution. It’s a cancer.
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3 years
@benyt @MichaelWolffNYC Kinda weird no one has done any work to see who offed Epstein. I mean that no major press investigation had happened makes me think everyone actually knows and isn’t saying anything
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Chris Tolles
8 years
Instead the press wants to talk about inequality of the rich vs the richer.
@EddyElfenbein
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In a survey, only 5% of Americans correctly said that global extreme poverty had fallen in half over 20 years; 66% thought it had doubled.
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6 years
@supermarke @ABC7 The high order issue here is evoking action. If media drawing attention to this eventually spurs action, I think it’s worth it. I think this is a terrible state of affairs. Ignoring it seems worse.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
My last day at Topix was Friday; taking some time to talk to lots of folks before I figure out my next thing. In other news, after 2 Decades of commuting from Palo Alto, settling in for my first SF happy hour in years... I could get used to this
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Chris Tolles
6 years
@RobertGammon @FitzTheReporter I’m sorry - should only those with progressive views be able to buy ads in the local newspaper? Guessing this reflects the sentiments of a lot of people in SF & buying a full page ad to vent seems totally legit.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
Screw this. No on C
@sfguardians
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30 REASONS TO VOTE NO ON C #5 . If Prop C was law today – Alison Collins could run again but Ann Hsu couldn’t.
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5 years
@jeffbercovici @bendreyfuss Remember “The Day After”? Guessing one of the reasons boomers and GenX are less vociferous over climate change is that Death by Nuclear Annihilation kind of upstages the melting of the ice caps. I think you can only deal with one species ending issue in your lifetime
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2 years
@chrsdcook Seriously, while I’m sorry those happened to you, our city should not accept those as common, and saying those are caused by inequality is a crock.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@Kantrowitz There is an interesting question of how this kind of narrative made it into a professional writer’s head. What are the inputs to where you criticize philanthropy from a standpoint that wanting to *cure* blindness is somehow not inherently good?
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Chris Tolles
1 year
@rcmoya84 It’s so weird that you think that these issues are tolerable and people just wouldn’t notice what’s going on
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Chris Tolles
6 years
Civil Asset Forfeiture is so obviously wrong.
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Manhattan DA Cy Vance spent $250,000 on five-star hotels, dining & first class overseas air travel using money obtained from civil asset forfeiture by his office. He vastly overspent other NYC DAs who do not use forfeiture money to fund similar expenses.
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Chris Tolles
8 years
Thatcher nailed it - there is only one system - capitalism - and everything else is just layers of interference
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2 years
@ShannonOConnor0 Lol, no they don’t.
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Chris Tolles
3 years
@VivekGRamaswamy Lol. Blows my mind that we have come to a point where we have people on the right wanting to regulate speech by private corporations. Weak sauce. If you can’t win over the people who make the successful companies, your ideas have failed.
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4 years
@lopez4schools Collins is clearly anti Asian. The SF school board is obviously awful and all of you should resign. Let better people move things forward
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10 months
@chaedria That really is one of the best albums of the decade
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Chris Tolles
8 months
@tar_xvzf Wanting to teach all the kids advanced math would be a worthy goal. Wanting to take it away from those that have it instead is going to end up getting all the progressives removed from SF. It’s hilarious actually y’all just screwed up by radicalizing all of tech
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6 years
@andrewchen The next generation of tech will emerge, once again, from SV because of the culture of everyone helping everyone else is still the difference that makes the difference.
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5 years
@Bershidsky @bopinion Catchy headline, misinforms the public, adding to the pile of BS enabling governments to go after encryption because the public doesn’t think it matters. Terrible and misleading headline.
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@tressiemcphd The Airport departure lounge. You just need to have a three hour delay back to SF & an overpriced credit card.
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4 years
@davidfrum If the guy had a plan to test and trace, rolled out nationally, he’d also be doing the right thing by America (and his own re-election). You’d think someone around him would’ve laid that out
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2 years
@ClaraJeffery progressives in major cities see increased housing as changing the population and they’re afraid of that just like the GOP is afraid of immigration. It’s Nativism in both cases.
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@CommissarTwitch @micsolana Where did you put your real name?
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Chris Tolles
5 years
@bog_beef @matthewstoller I’ve worked with lots of programming teams. Don’t agree you need a GRRM archetype. But programmers (men, women, white guys and women of color) I’ve worked with mostly all look like they’re deer in the headlights in photos, not “women laughing with salad” ease.
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Chris Tolles
2 years
@MikeIsaac Well, for the first time in Twitter history, people who actually use the platform will be driving its direction.
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3 months
@19Woodstock Drunk people coming back from bars peaceably? Sure. Someone shooting up in the back of the bus? No. We don’t let people drink in the bus either
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Chris Tolles
6 years
Civil asset forfeiture is clearly a violation of the 4th amendment and that it hasn’t been prevented by the courts is as unconstitutional as it gets
@cjciaramella
CJ Ciaramella
6 years
Your civil asset forfeiture story of the day: West Virginia state trooper seizes $10K in cash from a couple on their way to a casino, issues nothing but a traffic ticket. After the newspaper called, the police suddenly decided to give it all back
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4 years
@RoyaAmirova Are you really defending the Armenian genocide? Not a good look if you’re trying to get people to empathize with you
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9 years
I honestly thought he was talking about their 1938 choice.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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I told you @TIME Magazine would never pick me as person of the year despite being the big favorite They picked person who is ruining Germany
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Chris Tolles
8 years
Here's what happens when you have a national policy to use housing as wealth base & urban policies to limit housing
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The real rent chart is pretty spectacular.
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Chris Tolles
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@DanielDenvir You’d like a world where ideologies like leftist de growth and sharia law radical islamism get to call the tune. Seems like most people want their Starbucks instead of being part of your caliphate or commune.
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