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Rationalist. Engineer. Tech exec. Passed lots of math. Miniscule crap tolerance. Veteran. Diver. Saltine. Guitars, boats, books, and bubbles. 75th RR

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Mike Jones 🦘🤿🐊😱
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@StephenKing Not much on business, are you? Disney is trying to cut $6B from expenses after a disastrous year pushing films no one would watch. There are quite a few things on the chopping block. They have nothing to do with DeSantis. Minimal research would have found this for you.
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Mike Jones 🦘🤿🐊😱
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@stillgray I think a better way to put this is "a significant percentage of Americans are social trend followers who have difficulty thinking for themselves." When being from outer space becomes "in", we'll be inundated with aliens.
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@POTUS In my opinion, using the CDC's data, inflicting this vaccine on a healthy child is child abuse.
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@SallyMayweather No, you'd run afoul of a number of laws over time. I recommend that you go ahead and do it, because jail is a better place for you.
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@realJohnACastro So... the person calling for violence here is... you. Interesting. You might want to save that mil for bail money. @FBI
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@ChuckCallesto If they shaft you once, they'll do it again. He needs a new posse with some integrity.
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@washingtonpost So if your politics are wrong you can't oppose child trafficking? Your side endorses it, Wapo.
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@tomtemprano @SFSU So you back criminal kidnapping and assault of those who disagree with you. Got it. You also could use a dictionary. Disagreeing with biological males dominating women's sports is not "virulently transphobic", or transphobic at all. It's just grounded in biology and physics.
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@RyanShead Congratulations on completely misstating what this ruling was about. The web site designer cannot refuse service to any protected class. What she CAN refuse is to be forced to create a message that violates her personal beliefs. Those are not remotely the same thing.
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@RBReich The 2018 Economic Growth, Regulatory Relief and Consumer Protection Act of which you speak was bipartisan and came from Congress. Dodd-Frank relief only applied to banks with less than $10B in assets; SVB had $211. You're lying again, Robert.
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@cturnbull1968 That's a Fossil watch, not a Rolex. $116.
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@BeyondCville The problem is that Bryant's whole accusation was bullshit, and she admits it. It's time to hold HER accountable.
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@Unfilteredboss1 I'll bet he went to McDonald's, too. Trump went to McDonalds! You're onto something!
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@yuenglingbeer This company got a huge boost from Budweiser's marketing misstep.
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@mmpadellan @tedcruz No, they did not. You need to read more history, Brook. That trope has been debunked numerous times.
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@DyllyLord @AdamSerwer If another black man had just pushed him into the tracks, the story would already be dead.
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@JRubinBlogger @oneunderscore__ Noticing that Soros funds political figures aimed at destroying our society is not anti-Semitic. Giving him a free pass because of his ethnicity and religion would be, though.
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@EdKrassen Liar. The money was invested in a fund Kushner manages. It wasn't a gift to him. Did he benefit? Sure. Just like any fund benefits from managing its investments.
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@CassandraRules You really don't have a clue, do you? This isn't a boycott from the top down. This is just customers realizing that the brand has nothing but contempt for them and switching beers.
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@RonFilipkowski The pistol he used is banned in California.
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@mmpadellan The arrow is when the ads came out. The circle is today. $6B in market cap gone. Pouffe. At least look the stock up before you just make stuff up.
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@GavinNewsom The law, which is NOT a Don't Say Gay law, simply says there will be no sexual indoctrination and grooming of kids in Florida schools. It doesn't restrict the acknowledgment of LGBTQ people. That remains perfectly OK. Lame, Hairgel.
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@ericareport Liar. That's not what happened. African American studies are not banned. One course with unlawful material was proposed and rejected for cause.
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@equalityfl Florida's population is growing by a million people a year. We won't miss you if you split for California.
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@greg_price11 @WinsomeSears She's black AND a woman, neither of which matters in leftyland since she's conservative.
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@stillgray Because she's a flaming, hate-filled, virulent racist, of course.
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@BillyBaldwin Mocking an unarmed woman who was shot in the face for trying to climb through a woman is pretty despicable ever for a Balwin.
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@Alphafox78 Jabba the Gut.
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@AOC Gee. How did anyone survive before twitter? 🙄
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@JackLinFLL @washingtonpost Hunter: "It's not my laptop. And he stole it from me. And if he didn't steal it, he shouldn't have done anything with it."
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@EndWokeness The trans movement is the invasive and forced colonization of women and women's spaces by men. It is cultural imperialism, it is violent, it is unwanted, and it is wrong. It is also stereotypically male.
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@CatchUpFeed Non-binary 7-year-old... right, lady.
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@GayRepublicSwag LGB and TQ+ need a divorce. TQ+ is colonizing LGB just as badly as it is colonizing women.
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@JackPosobiec It won't work out well for him, since he's on video trying to kill Rittenhouse when he got shot.
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@mikeshelogowski @ABCNetwork @jimmykimmel My money is on a record-low viewership. Again.
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@thembercleav Who pays for the building, utilities, machinery, tools, distribution and material? Tinkerbell? With fairy dust? Or does that not count?
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@David_Leavitt Don't. People have a choice or they don't.
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@DeanPreston People have the right to be secure in their persons and property. Lay the blame where it belongs: on the criminal. When a crime is being committed, you simply cannot assume that you are safe from the criminal, either.
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@JuddLegum Because gaslighting doesn't work, Judd. Inflation is still far higher than it was before Biden took office, and 3.2% means it's only GETTING WORSE A LITTLE MORE SLOWLY.
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@ZoAndBehold Outstanding. You need an education. Your constituents are those who voted you in, not some statewide College of Perverts. The house rules are for everyone, including you. Breaking them has consequences, which you found out. Now you need to learn that you can't appeal to dad
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@TheInsiderPaper "Do not place your penis where the monkey put the nut and you will not get monkeypox."
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@davidhogg111 Wow... Harvard...
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@bestofdyingtwit Guess Zuck hasn't looked at Threads analytics lately..
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Mike Jones 🦘🤿🐊😱
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@mmpadellan Drag's not the issue. Sex play in front of kids is the issue. You know this, of course, but then, you're a Democrat, so...
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@Toure This is the Manhattan DA. No one thought he would not be charged. Charges were a given. It is only actual criminals like Neely who are not charged. As you say, Kyle, see you in court.
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@EndWokeness Your skin color has nothing to do with your racism. There are virulent racists of every ethnicity.
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@corncommunist This is ridiculous. He was not murdered, and the man who restrained him is not a murderer. He has been charged with manslaughter and the trial will reflect what actually happened. Presenting the victim is a saint is ludicrous and shameful.
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@JoJoFromJerz JoBot: <Fun fact: {something completely irrelevant to anything}> <But do go on about> <Some defective equivalency, totally unrelated, that must be defended>
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@Victorshi2020 So... the same DA who writes down 2/3 of the violent crimes in his jurisdiction to misdemeanors and so frustrates his attorneys that numerous complaints are filed and many quit, suddenly has "integrity" for spinning up this doozy? You're a special kind of greasy, Vic.
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@DashDobrofsky You don't know how any of this works, do you? Bragg is trying to buy time by getting a stay to hear it on the merits - months from now. He knows very well that Jordan is legal here and he's not. Bragg will be fortunate to retain his law license when this is done.
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@ninaturner Because it requires people who didn't enslave anyone to pay people who were never slaved. It's not rocket science, grifter.
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@EeveeLunice @TRHLofficial That's why it says "Babylon Bee" in the image.
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@StephenM @CNNPolitics CNN also ignores the other part of this story: the license Hillary got to destroy and hide classified data. Garland is between a rock and a hard place legally.
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@RepRashida I have a better idea. Require a competency test on the Constitution to serve in Congress. That would remove you and your posse. The nation would be better off.
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@jemelehill Propose something to deal with the urban gangster thugs who are doing 99% of the shootings, and maybe someone will take you seriously.
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@NikkiFried Looks like your guys to me. False flag just like 2022.
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@JoJoFromJerz It's not THEIR flex, hon. The BIDEN administration is saying this.
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@RBReich Preventing dangerous elective mutiliation until a child is legally able to decide for itself is "social control and cruelty"? That is a ridiculous and cruel take, Robert.
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@ninaturner @WSJ Truth hurts, huh, Nina?
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@BullheadRanch @FightMate Yep. Imagine thinking you have the right to just speed away. Entitled and stupid.
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@DashDobrofsky True. However, you can teach it very effectively without including Marxist, racist and gender fluid ideology indoctrination.
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@Eric_Biggz You shall know them by what they do. With violence and rioting, looting, and arson, combined with the push to silence any and all not in agreement, Antifa is the closest thing we have to brown-shirt fascism. Call yourselves the Unicorn Brigade and nothing will change.
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@WajahatAli Yeah, his mental health was fine... 🙄🤡🫵
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@InsideWithPsaki @GavinNewsom @jrpsaki Are you award that Florida is only the 26th state to do this? Given your record for "integrity" and "honesty", I'll just bet you do.
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@Theo_TJ_Jordan @TheAtlantic @cwarzel They liked it better when they could get anyone they disagreed with suspended.
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@BillyBaldwin Is this a trick question? If you commit a crime you'll be charged. If you don't commit a crime, you won't. You two come from the shallow end of the gene pool, don't you?
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@eric_ital Um.... you do realize that's not how it works, right?
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@JackLinFLL @BudLite_ And actual beer.
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@Victorshi2020 PPP loans were structured as grants if used for payroll, Vic. Student loans were not. Words in contracts matter.
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@ScottAdamsSays My doc says that eggs are close to being the perfect food. Good enough for me.
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@David_Leavitt Ok, black panther, or any one of a hundred others.
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There is a boutique maker of women's clothing called Sondeflor. It is privately held. I only know anything of it because my late wife was fond of their goods. Anyway, the company decided to hire a cross dresser trans as a model. And... they doubled down by letting that
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@sciam I remember when the "scientific" in your name meant something. Now you're just fake druids.
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@Floridagirl0850 @_dmoser I don't think I need a reason to drive what I damned please. This guy is just one more lefty totalitarian. HE doesn't want one, so NOBODY can have one. Oh, and his meme is wrong.
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@TRHLofficial Babylon Bee beat 'em to it. I swear the Bee is the most accurate news out there.
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@Terror_Alarm She was armed, she had already shot multiple people and she was shooting at cops. OH, please.
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@budlight You guys know you're going to become a Harvard Business study, yes? In the "Severe Marketing Mistakes" category?
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@JuddLegum @RonDeSantisFL Are you going to bother to mention the circumstances? That he was being deliberately misleading? You know, dishonest?
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@DavidRaymerLD29 We don't have to guess about this, because we had a trial in a hostile environment to establish what happened. He shot all three because they were trying to kill him. You don't get your own facts.
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@JackLinFLL @CNN Ouch. Well put. Democrats invariably blame other people for the consequences of their own actions.
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@libsoftiktok How come all the transgender women act like caricatures of women? You can tell just from that. Nothing is natural; everything is exaggerated.
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@TheAtlantic @cwarzel What a crock, Atlantic. First, what you mean is that voices are here that you don't like. Second, here you are. I suppose my not being banned for this reply makes the site "Far right", right?
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@ClayTravis No amnesty. No forgiveness. These people are the fascists, and they deserve to be treated as such.
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@EdKrassen @KatrinaPierson Women have female gametes. Men have male gametes. There is no actual "scientist' who thinks otherwise. There are <1% who have rare combinations. That's it. BTW, I don't care how other people choose to identify, including Ambisexual Democrat Walnuts. That doesn't change
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@AdamSchiff It's because you are a congenital liar.
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@EdKrassen An axle caught fire because a bearing went dry. An alarm from a hotbox detector either didn't work or was ignored. The truck failed, causing the derail. Brakes had nothing to do with this.
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@davidhogg111 Why do you only pick these vs. talking about the DAILY young black urban carnage? Racist?
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@SenWarren @POTUS A. It's not Trump's. He didn't file it and it passed with bipartisan support. b. You're in Congress. File the bill to repeal. C. Explain why you're only filing it NOW.
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@krassenstein You're being dishonest again. Nobody is claiming that the looters and rioters were innocent tourists. They are stating the facts: Most of the people there were not looters and rioters, and all have been tarred with the same brush. By you, among others.
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@Toure If he had just been standing on the subway car and yelling this would not have happened. He didn't rack up 40 criminal charges being loud.
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@andrewcuomo Florida has a lower Covid death per capita rate than New York in all age groups. None of you is telling the truth, and we're all sick of it.
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@CNN Bud Light sales are down 30% this week, according to Beer Business Daily, the trade paper. Market cap bled off $7B dollars in five days. Seriously? This was one of the major marketing screwups in decades.
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@ChuckCallesto It'd work out better for him if he wasn't on video trying to kill Rittenhouse with a gun when he was shot. I guess he still has money and now wants to pay Rittenhouse's attorney fees.
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@harryjsisson Because publishing unredacted video is a bad thing. 🤣🤡
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@MavenOfMayhem That is ridiculous. No trans people are being extinguished at all.
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@nathancofnas @end_2party_rule That's a pretty snotty comment even for someone like you. The guy lives on land; he's trying to live off the grid. Does he receive any subsidies? You have no idea.
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