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@krus_chiki didn’t you know? the whole world is against them, they’re just a helpless victim 👉👈
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@allgarbled i can’t tell if these are real or just memes at this point 🤣
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@computer_gay are you telling me this is real
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@TheRealGameGod little big planet i think it was called??
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@royal_bobby24 who gon tell him
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@Martposting grandpa, are you yelling at the sky again?
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@Babygravy9 jeets gon jeet
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@signulll when a man gives so little fucks i can’t help but respect it
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@ShitpostGate maybe getting off 4chan would be a good first step
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@mo___k97 i wouldn’t trust this guy to be my friend again
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@blondehotcoffee bros in a frat
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@ihyrave damn who hurt that boy
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@LucyXIV new reddit discovered ??
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@screentimes ahh the good ol “this time it’s different” scenario
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@offdapercc chevy malibu rental*
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@XRPJulian @MarioNawfal how is one so wrong all at once 😵‍💫
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@Interrobang_2 who tf is making $9,600 thinking they’re upper class 🤣💀
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@MrDrewLandry probably the best one yet
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@ScienceGuys_ are you sure the heat of the burn isn’t messing with the calibration of the scale
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@Tamethesad @TheRealGameGod little big planet was certainly on ps3 friend. look through some of the images in my replies
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@Royal_McPoyle she was tryna smash
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@themasterhandv1 you just gonna dox ol girl like that
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@bigcontentguy you’re not gonna believe this…
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@KingNoiz good bait
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@SteveInmanUIC make asylums great again lmfaooo
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@HRTFRG @Interrobang_2 a ‘fulfilling, happy, and enriching life’ does not make someone upper class. don’t conflate the two. also, someone making 9.9k a year thinking they’re upper class is absolutely not in the same mindset as you
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@SevenSixTwo_ how many lists do you get put on for standing outside the wh at 2 am?
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@anpaure he should do high ticket sales lol
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@harrypauldavies no need to cap
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@reddit_lies there should be a rule where all mods are required to have their actual face as their profile photo
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@LauraPowellEsq fun experiment: -fly to sf -rent a car (make sure to get addl ins) -leave a brown lunch bag filled with snickers or literal crap in the front seat -park the car here -come back in 15 minutes and see what happens
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@haleyvemealone i always request a paper menu
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@lporiginalg scariest part is that there are people out there who will eat this up
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@Rothmus nice more of this
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@mattomattik it’s the one on the right, 100% of the time
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@fahdananta when you tell people this they can often get very angry and defensive lesson there
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@ShitpostGate moment of silence
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@MAVERIC68078049 damn you know she got good vibes
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@GoingDutchDEN superiority complex is strong with this one. keep it up, statistic soon
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@historyinmemes what’s odd about this..? that’s exactly what i thought it would do
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@trunarla chances are that someone who criticizes a css framework is a css savage in 2024. try again tho
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@Flipgg_ lmao i see what you did there 😂😂
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@Rothmus it still is
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@RealAlexJones lol that second guy looks like a cartoon villain 😭💀
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@wayne_culbreth @ropirito this is probably the best answer in the synthetic reality they’ve created
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@ChiseHatoriLove i have no idea what this means
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@annieroooney decent roster
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@MrOverprayed fixed the gun while waiting for the police is icing on the cake 😭😂
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@EV_Ventures_LLC bro 😭😂💀
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@MartinShkreli this photo goes hard ngl
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@KevinLiao_ wait, why did it take so long? i’d assume it would have been there since the beginning..
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@hayasaka_aryan this goes so hard
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@NEETWorldOrder haven’t used windows since windows 7. apparently that’s been a wise choice
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@uncledoomer only 140k US? i’m sure you can do better than that
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@pattymo micro breweries are really starting to run out of ideas… and names
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@benhayesnyc @FischerKing64 you are beyond psyop’d lol
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@eastvillageguy just don’t get hungover??
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@YayAreaNews i thought guns were not allowed in oakland?? how could this be possible
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@BitcoinNewsCom lol i thought their shit crashed again for a second
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@YayAreaNews lol only in california. y’all are clowns
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@ipsumkyle i’m not seeing what you’re seeing
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@MorganOMedia i’ve barely been posting any jobs to upwork because the prospects have now become minimal and the quality of applicants has gone completely downhill. been looking into other places to hire talent. been using them since they were called oDesk…
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@DavidSacks i was just in SV a few weeks ago, i was surprised how much the sentiment around trump changed towards the positive. Agree that people are still afraid to voice their true opinions
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@Alex343 @ronin21btc something a pencil neck would say
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@thechosenberg that is a hilarious ending statement
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@TrungTPhan the physical agony of having to take off your shoes and taking out your laptop must be accounted for in the time arb
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@AutismCapital god bless alex jones 🫡
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@sirmeggsalot used to do the same at the gym back in the day. best pumps and focus of my life
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@Boomstick44 it’s alright my lil loose tea gets a pass
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@DelusionPosting looks like a pretty solid dude
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@persecutedsgin hood classic
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@bsol_x this makes me wanna sell my tremp and double up on biden
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@_throboy i hope we don’t become the cardano of memes but i 100% agree lol
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@sedzanit1 i drive fast even when i’m early
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@the_michigga how fat are you lmfao
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@InternetH0F she off the lipitor
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@MostlyPeacefull tbh this was the least gay june in a while thank god
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@anticarsls bout to go buy a boat on wheels just for this nice fella
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@MKVRiscy yes absolutely.
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@L3wis21A i would reject that shit just for the principle
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@Carzonfye @signulll you have much to learn about hierarchy
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@ohcrapohno i believe it
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@darren_stallcup nice they got balls for that
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@nudeobama skill issue
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@towardsfi1 @StealthQE4 he does commercial multi family not SFR flips lol
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@dontrece_hd spoken like someone who can’t grow chest hair lmfao 😭💀
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@socrypt it’s a self defense mechanism. half these dudes fap to anime all day have never even had a girl like this smile at them
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@SteveInmanUIC regular LA activities
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@Oilfield_Rando real 😭😭
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@nicktheriot_ don’t like the cardboard one. the other ones can be bangers
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@Top100Rick tbh this is what the course looks like after i try to swing
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@equine__dentist hints of retardio and speech impediment
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@DionysianAgent yall just making up words now for no reason
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