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#1 ranked competitive Ricochet player / embedded CompE / Half Life, Dark Souls, RISC-V & Miata appreciator

Joined October 2020
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@MKVRiscy
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Me pranking my doctor before he puts me in the MRI machine.
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Chainmail tucked in the trousers. Could be the move
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Has enough time passed we can admit this portrait is cool as fuck but a really really weird choice for an official portrait
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Idolizing people like Elon Musk and Steve Jobs is dummy behavior. Every smart person I know idolizes some rando scientist who made, like, titanium manufacturing 10% more efficient in 1958.
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wallpaper update
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Doing some coding
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did you know they make all an natural plant-based alternative to vapes?
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“Ugh, I keep forgetting the vector directions in a cross product”. The ever trustworthy right hand rule:.
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Y up nails
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I’ve found the only cool redditor and he frequents r/cigars
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is this true
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8 months
Just an FYI for folks unaware this type of guy's whole grift is they go to college campuses with gopros carrying super inflammatory signs and yelling super inflammatory things so they get people to attack them, after which they sue with video evidence.
@RawStory
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Preacher carrying ‘you deserve to be raped’ sign hit over the head by baseball bat-wielding woman
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9 months
8GB *should* be enough. How did we end up in a world where your computer’s calendar needs 81.6 MILLION bytes of active memory.
@krzyzanowskim
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„8GB RAM should be enough for everyone”, my ass. This is 16GB. not even running xcode
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Here’s me transporting the same amount of stuff in my Miata
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@thecybersurg
The Surfing CyberSurgeon©️ 🔪 🏄‍♂️🤙 ☮️
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Demonstrating true Cybertruck work. This is a REAL truck! 🇺🇸 $TSLA #SurfRanch
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8 months
“Taylor Swift frequented 4chan” is still my favorite insane internet theory
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Idk is this depressing?. A cheap apartment with a park out front sounds kinda nice actually. If some restaurants or stores or something moved into the bottom floors I’d be really happy there.
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Is there anything more depressing than left wing architecture?
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It’s actually amazing how much “shareholder value” you create by telling shareholders to go fuck themselves and making a product customers enjoy using.
@TheoCrusaderr
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>Does nothing.>Wins
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If you’re trying to conceal your face don’t use an invertible transformation. We’re lucky criminals aren’t very smart.
@creepydotorg
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A Canadian child molester aka Mr. Swirl posted about 200 swirled images of his face online molesting kids in Cambodia and Vietnam. German investigators figured out a technique for unswirling the images, leading to the arrest of Christopher Paul Neil.
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I’m not an Apple fanboy but why do android users tolerate this
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@billybrizzle420
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A garbage Vodka club in a bowling alley in 95 degree weather will fix you
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Absolutely the funniest thing france has ever done is putting a nuclear reactor at the end of this little nub on the border that juts into Belgium
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I remember showing the infinite chocolate trick to my dad in middle school and he busted out AutoCAD and spent an hour finding where the missing area went.
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People talk a lot about useless college majors like communications or liberal arts or underwater basket weaving but pure mathematicians are over here dedicating their life to finding the weirdest possible integer.
@Anthony_Bonato
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New integer just dropped
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mathematicians whenever another large power of 2 minus 1 is discovered to be prime (it took 6 years and 3 tons of CO2 emissions to compute this)
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@fermatslibrary
Fermat's Library
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2¹³⁶²⁷⁹⁸⁴¹−1, discovered today, is the largest known prime. It's a Mersenne prime (2ᵖ-1), which are easier to find. It took nearly 6 years for the GIMPS software to find it after the previous largest known prime. It was also the first Mersenne prime found using GPUs.
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is this anything
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9 months
Has *anyone* cared about how thin a tech product is since, like, 2010.
@DylanMcD8
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no WAY they made a whole AD about it! Now hen was the last time an iPod was in an ad?!
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This is an all-timer for me
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11 months
Guy who has a meltdown when you point out American cheese isn’t turbosoyslop it’s just cheddar plus an emulsifier.
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I explode into a crimson mist, changing the course of the MRI tech’s life forever.
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2 years
Reply with a meme that would take 30+ minutes to explain to your grandma
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I can never enjoy Saw movies because the traps are so mechanically elaborate that jigsaw is either really lucky they all work without issue the first time, or he has a really cracked QA / testing team which is really funny to think about.
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I googled “calories per hectare” looking for a list of crops ranked by how many calories they yield per unit area, and google so kindly decided to convert the units for me automatically
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@letthetsinkin Sorta looked like this
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6 months
I want to introduce all my new followers to the best recruiter email I’ve ever received
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10 months
A little-known car fact is that mustangs and vipers have magnets installed in the front that pull them towards parked cars and pedestrians.
@ass_beaters
𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼
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Viper driver shows off
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“You can turn it off in the settings”. Idgaf, why is Samsung watermarking your personal photos and why do you tolerate it.
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UI guys when there’s no squircles or semitransparent aero window borders.
@ilyamiskov
Ilya · イリア
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Why do most camera UI look like they’re from 2003…. Should we make a petition?
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Fellas, we’re about to learn if chronic wasting disease can be transmitted to humans.
@ClassyRedneck11
♱ WYΔTT 🏔️
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Zyn soaked in deer blood, don’t fade this bio hack . The content of the blood especially in wild game renders it a very powerful neutropic, even more so when reacting with nicotine. Nutrient dense and saves the digestive system energy. Why do you think adrenochrome is a thing?
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All you folks are saying it’s off by default which just makes this guy even crazier.
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@loganclarkhall I don’t think people who fought to their death to uphold slavery deserve respect
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I am telling you guys Wyoming and South Dakota are filled with IRL gmod maps like this.
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Today they both gave us objectively the funniest thing to post when one of them loses
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It’s always crazy how ahead of the game mathematicians are. “Hi what do you study?”. “I study algebraic homoheteroisotopogynosymatic holomorphistic transforms”. “Is there any use for that?”. “No!”. *in the year 2567 their work would be foundational to a new field of physics*.
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A few months ago I underwent some training on the semiconductor manufacturing process and one thing the speaker said that stuck out to me was “understand that every technical term you hear during this presentation was the result of 2 or 3 PhD thesis”.
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fun electrical engineering facts:. electricity flows fastest on red pcbs. blue pcbs have the best thermals. green pcbs are the most energy efficient. purple pcbs taste the best
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Inshallah we shall find this bug 🙏
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If we have ze meltdown of ze nuclear reactor it is, how you say, belgium’s problem hon hon hon.
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Trollphysics-but-real is easily in my top 5 genres of meme
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Playing half life Alyx made me think about the best way to prepare a headcrab. They don’t seem to have a lot of meat, but they have a lot of skin and joints and cartilage, which makes me think they would be great braised or used to make stock
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College campuses can't kick the agitators out because of free speech, and these guys can also upload the carefully edited footage to social media for ad revenue a la "liberal blue-haired college student gets triggered epic style".
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@Maudeofmany
💛 𝙢 𝙖 𝙪 𝙙 𝙚 :3🍉✏️🐀
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ME BEING CAUTIOUS AND AWARE OF MY SURROUNDINGS
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I am convinced math is the only subject it’s socially acceptable to be irredeemably stupid at.
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I upgraded my computer to Debian 12 and now my Bluetooth headphones aren’t working and debugging this is actually the worst experience ever
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It's a real lucrative scam. There are plenty of sincere kooky preachers who try to "reach the youth" at college campuses with their wacky beliefs, but if any of them have cameras they are 100% baiting you into punching them.
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@Lufthee Edison is a fair comparison, an entrepreneur who larps as a scientist, burns through talent and then takes all the credit.
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Leave it to computer engineers to put SQUARE chip dies on a CIRCLE silicon wafer. What morons fr
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Guys help I signed up to join a tits group but apparently it’s a math thing 😭
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It’s depressing because weather in Russia and former Soviet states is depressing.
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Guess who just spent 4 hours fixing nvidia drivers.
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I upgraded my computer to Debian 12 and now my Bluetooth headphones aren’t working and debugging this is actually the worst experience ever
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There’s a joke in the technology connections video about the way in which some typewriters can “undo” the last typed character and during some panning B-roll a typewriter’s keys are shown but the WASD keys are a slightly different color
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Greedy investors and quarterly reporting requirements create fucked up incentives to minmax financial metrics in the short term at the cost of real economic value creation in the long term.
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@cdranzer87 I literally don’t know how much clearer I can make it that these people aren’t there to share “unpopular opinions” they’re there to start fights.
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Guys me and my friends have this crazy bet where the first person to figure out a path around the city where you walk over each bridge once and only once gets a FREE BEER. Please help me figure this one out guys if we can solve it that would be EPIC
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Not to be that guy but don’t Kei trucks have abysmal crash test ratings? Like some of these small utility trucks don’t come stock with airbags, if you hit a telephone pole going 45 you insta-die.
@the_transit_guy
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The Rhode Island DMV is trying to ban "unsafe" trucks from the state, guess which one they consider "safe".
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If you’re scared by the word “emulsifier” it’s just sodium citrate aka lemon juice mixed with baking soda.
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Least insane quora interaction.
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When does “very detailed prompting” wrap around to being considered a programming language again?. “OK prompting has shown itself to suffer from ambiguity. Let’s define a formal grammar with which we can describe to the computer exactly what we want in an unambiguous manner “.
@eliguerron
Eli Guerron
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Not a single line of code was written by me for this exercise… just very detailed prompting…
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@stardustsummons If you are baiting me into rickrolling myself to verify this you have performed the biggest troll ever.
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can someone please tell me whether you’re supposed to post this on Wednesday or Thursday.
@WednesdayOr
It’s Wednesday, or as I like to call it: Thursday
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If you spent all your time in college learning git and popular libraries, you didn’t go to college, you went to a 4 year trade school.
@KamerynJW
julia🦄
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i love how programers think something you can learn in a few minutes from a man page is important lore requiring deep study
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The TSMC logo goes hard. You guys know what that graphic behind the text is, right?
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HEARTBREAKING: This St. Patrick's day will be our 499 millionth without Anomalocaris
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Someone should invent Java++ and make it the worst programming language ever.
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Being a computer engineer is funny because I don’t think there is a class of people who hate consumer technology more than the people who build the machines that power it.
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Windows “end task”: heeeey program, you’re using up a lot of resources and are frozen, can you pretty please end?. Linux sigkill:
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@blaze91610 The whole thing works because they tread the line as close to fighting words as they can without it technically being fighting words.
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Any bakers out there willing to make me a (-2,3,7) pretzel?
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What’s the scam here? This is weird
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@jsz0 cmon man be real. You don't go anywhere with a sign that says "you deserve to be raped" in hopes of fostering a healthy constructive conversation on anything.
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0.0004184 kilograms per second squared… really weird unit when you think about it.
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Soydevs would be very impressed by this sidewalk’s git commit history
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The off roading Miata community is one of the most cursed subcultures to ever exist
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They should make a 65 bit computer just to fuck with people.
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Another similar classic.
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Thanks, bing
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Because multiple people have asked:. 1. This is the infinite chocolate trick . 2. It’s not possible, the resulting chocolate bar is slightly shorter than when you started. 3. This gif has a sneaky edit where the pieces get longer as they slide, replacing the lost area
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@sossupummit Oh yeah smart guy?
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Any electrical engineers follow me? Can you explain what’s happening here?
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@pumthecutiepie Imagine community notes having to step in and save you because google translate is so bad.
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@1up1500 cruelty free.
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It’s why I get miffed when pure SW guys talk and act like the process can be simplified. The mechanisms by which the wafers are held still enough for 3nm lithography took a handful of the smartest people in the world and millions of dollars to figure out.
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People really dunked on Karlie Kloss for this but this is like the most normal CLI usage ever. If you randomly sampled engineers’ terminals 95% of them would look exactly like this
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@isaacolo_2 He’s got a son right? Maybe it will spawn a Newell dynasty.
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Seeing a lot of articles recently like “Zoomers are less likely to sacrifice their firstborn child to Moloch in return for shareholder value” and it just makes me wonder what prior generations were doing.
@mcsquared34
MC Squared
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Gen Z is destroying the economy by not putting up with BS and demanding transparency from employers
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Bringing this back
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> 37,000 commits per year. Is this the same guy who bound “git commit” to ctrl+s.
@terrorproforma
dirtman (b/sac)
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> 37,000 commits per year.> deploys straight to production.> how to not break prod? “just code more carefully”. Absolute Chad
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This is the company that wants to put stuff in my brain?. Imagine if you saw your doctor going on reddit like “guys how do I cure cancer? The guy who solves this wins an on-site interview”.
@var_epsilon
varepsilon
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this looks interesting
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the european symbol for resistor sucks. a rectangle, really? The american zigzag is so much more fun
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@RobloxVoiceChat I bet it was pulling from the next recommended question.
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this is my favorite message i ever got from a recruiter
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Do you guys ever think about how in the future historians are going to look at social media posts for evidence and someone out there is going to write their PhD thesis on a 100 year old shitpost they deciphered
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