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—— ☦︎ Do not despair ☦︎ —— a bioenergetic approach to gut problems. My evil twin - @mitchellchigga
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Joined October 2022
Sol brah gives off that cringe factor that only Drake can give off. Oblivious to his goofiness.
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They have literally made studies showing that Coca Cola hydrates you better than regular water. There’s also a brain in your skull that can help you realize why a liquid with fructose/glucose and carbon dioxide would help the body hydrate you better than simple H20. Figgeritout.
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🪄🦄🧑🦼➡️Ratio ❤️✊🏿🦾
Sam Hyde is unironically so unfunny, it's a miracle he pulled off "World Peace" for Adult Swim (he couldn't hold back from adding dog whistles in all intro sequences though) and a few good Skits with MDE.
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They don’t want you to know this but the PlayStation 2 startup video is in 528hz and heals physical ailments.
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No hating but do NOT buy mastic gum like this brand if they do mostly small tears (most likely overpriced) of sap like this. Go on etsy and buy in bulk and pick the size so you can get gum sized pieces. Better bang for your buck.
If you're experiencing digestive issues and easily become bloated, I encourage you to add mastic gum to your toolkit. It improves your gut motility, reduces bacterial overgrowth, and lowers inflammation in the gut, getting rid of that nasty bloat, and that’s not even half of
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@SpinninBackfist It’s funny because he was there’s some old clips on YouTube of Ali sparring with a lankier white dude. Someone confirmed it a while ago.
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Bro just stood further back??.
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The average normie idea of hydration is simply drinking more water. 2 liters, that’s the problem bro you need a gallon a day. Track it too. On your Apple Watch. You need to be drinking a gallon of water during your sedentary office job.
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“Heat lamps are one of the most pro-metabolic additions you can make to your lifestyle, Ray Peat said this.”
“Ray Peat has said regular walks are one of the best ways to lower serotonin. Playful activities like chasing after a ball can enhance a good boy’s metabolism”
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Erm. *gulp* matt. ur gonna wanna see this.
For all the people telling me that losing weight isn’t as simple as eating less: please find me one recorded case in human history of a person retaining the same weight or gaining weight while starving. Cite the exact case. Just one. Thanks.
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@grecian_the Going out of your way to grab one from the store makes it feel like a trip to the potion seller.
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If you peat hard enough you can sit in a cardboard box and it will turn into whatever you heart desires.
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It’s always a Nissan lmfao.
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Greatest Instagram account. Yooper hockey lad who just posts cozy meals in his cabin up norf.
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Drink 7 beers and they call you cool. Drink 7 Mexican cokes and they call you insane.
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Yeah I’m sure the only way to grow and improve is waking up at 5am and going for a run in your lulu lemon shorts lmfao.
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The gym has fallen. What once used to be powerlifting, bodybuilding, weightlifting, is now mobility training, functional training, power building, CrossFit, knees over toes training. Next thing you know people will start going to gyms just to stretch.
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@FixinYourUglies @waltermasterson You have a George carlin quote in your Twitter header I doubt your a Christian scholar or theologian.
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Do you have symptoms of lactic acid buildup? Muscle knots? Sore muscles?. Look into trying Gua Sha. Whether it’s from metabolic acidosis or lack of circulation to an area due to sitting too long. Gua Sha can greatly relieve muscle pain and tight trigger points. It can easily
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@ElectionLegal Omg Wtf I just found out these leaves are from the bay??? Ew why would they do that.
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Health under Harris: doctors prescribe jacking off, smoking weed, and watching bojak horseman (or brickleberry if really depressed). Health under RFK jr: Nicotine pouches administered to treat intestinal diseases, pharmaceutical goblins put into a comically large nutribullet,.
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@FixinYourUglies @waltermasterson I didn’t ask for your resume nor does it matter. You’re a blasphemer. Clearly not taught the scripture properly.
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You must be 17 years old, autistic, and named Darius, stimming in the closest if you think we fuckin. Me:.
Darius is 17 and Autistic. People loves his vocal stims. Check it out. What song does it remind you of? #music #SheHulk #cashincashout @Pharrell @21savage @tylerthecreator #autism Tiktok: @Irisa_Darius
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Having to talk to a Gastroenterologist nurse practitioner this past week reminded how they are all cloned and conditioned to have a fluoride brain. I’ve been off Crohn’s meds for over four years now doing better than ever and she had the audacity to say I need to get back on.
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*gong noise*.
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15 hour Samsung phone assembly line shifts.
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“The presence of lactic acid in our tissues is very meaningful, but it is normally treated as only an indicator, rather than as a cause, of biological problems. Its presence in rosacea, arthritis, heart disease, diabetes, neurological diseases and cancer has been recognized, and.
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You wanna be in a jordan peele movie sooooooo bad bro.
Being Black on a roadtrip is one of the eeriest things ever. We can see 400 years of trauma in one road trip. Like… the cotton fields are still here. Acres of cotton. And you just know. You pass certain trees and just feel sick. You cross certain town lines and just get scared.
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The craziest part of this is reading in the sauna. wtf is wrong with you, book is now ruined. Just sit in silence like a normal person.
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Dude… no way!!!
“H1B visas” are insane because they appear to be one of the most legitimately effective ways to attract top global talent but are exclusively opposed by literal turbotrad patriots who unironically want to like “protect American jobs” and basically get oneshotted by basic labor.
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We shouldn’t blame sugar for everything, we should thank sugar for everything. Thank you sugar <3.
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It’s honestly miraculous how quickly topical Vitamin K2 MK4 works on joint or tendon inflammation.
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@iamjustapeater Ciprofloxacin.Methotrexate (anything chemo).Ozempic .Polio vaccine .All Immunosuppressants .All birth control pills.Opioids .High level endurance cardio (opioids).Fentanyl.Gas station delta 9 carts.Gas station pressed green xan bars.Whatever drugs made Freddy Mercury gay.
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A good way to verbally cue bracing during the back squat is to repeatedly yell “shit your pants shit your pants shit your pants”, works every time.
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Cleaned up my bedside table. Hope it will help me when I rest in the field of dreams
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Something very sus about “mobility” fitness “dudes”. Your whole shtick is doing the splits? That’s what you do for fun in the gym?.
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There was truly no one like Peatler. He was a true trail blazer and a great example of transcending over the flesh of this world. Memory eternal friend and may God protect you. Thanks for everything.
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If you don’t want to get sick rn you need to be slamming 32 oz mason jars of OJ+ginger ale/ginger beer. Enough Vitamin C to save a fleet of pirates.
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n=1gga you made the sandwich….
Barack Obama: "I don't understand how we got so toxic and just so divided and so bitter."
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@PhilosopherFren @LandsharkRides You are saying this under a clearly comedic landsharkian Nubian queen lore post.
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Me when I spot the muddy buddies in the snack aisle of the gas station
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>What are you wearing JAKE from State Farm. >uhhhh crye half jack, air frame, pvs-7.>she sounds hideous.>well shes a gooner so
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Minecraft most peatpilled game. Very low stress and therapeutic. Soothes the autism.
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There’s such a goofy sense of rejecting the unnecessary with “primal” type carnivore dieters etc. Reject coffee and chocolate, take a polar plunge instead. Retard mindset.
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Anyone who says they like the smiths but hate morrisey is a poser. A libtarded poser.
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I must be immune to stress I’ve barely had food since yesterday morning and had to undergo surgery with anesthesia this morning. I’m simply thankful to be alive and God is good. Not gonna jinx it but a good attitude goes a long way.
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