Eight Eyed Eel
@8EyedEel
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Do women read anything other than porn.
BARNES & NOBLE ADDED A MONSTERFUCKER SECTION IM CRYING
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"One ticket for 'Joker' bought in 2019. You went to the theater without a girlfriend, is that correct Mr. Rittenhouse?"
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This is worse than blackface.
another day in my piece of shit incel retard freak evil pervert life
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"How did Ramona Flowers 'ruin' an entire generation of women? Can you elaborate on that?"
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Just made one the funniest discoveries in Skyrim, you can pickpocket someone's heart (they will die instantly)
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Nords hate elves so much they put an elf soyjak on this ax
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Aaaah a new DLC for my favourite grand strategy game, let's see. - Reworked mission tree for the african nation of Mambuti.- New form of government for the indonesian tribe of Jumanji.- 100 new events for the Ubantu religion. Perfect. *buys DLC*.*Starts campaign as France*
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These are bad, bad people. The worst. Really deranged. Astonishingly disgusting.
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"J.K. Rowling sends her regards".
BREAKING:. Yemen's Houthis partially destroyed the Transworld Navigator, a merchant ship carrying goods destined for Israel.
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Blasting music while hiking.
Man discovers Champion by Kanye West for the first time π
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u at the club when these three block your way and call you a "mayo-ass honky cracka". How do you open?
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>"It appears that you only accepted 9 out 10 of my absurd demands, I have no choice but to destroy Europe now"
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"Crime will never be this kino again".
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Town rapist.
If the Fallout universe was real what would your job be?
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'Advanced biology' is actually like. "Here's 2 sexes, but sometimes there are rare mutations and misshapen genitals".
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>playing a fantasy game.>enter spacious sewer beneath the city.>find the Thieves Guild.
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"Please stop using your submarines on every ship you see". "Hello, Mexico? Would you like to invade the US for the Kaiser?"
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"Soon there's going to be a knock on that door and you will be called outside. In the hall there will be a man who out-ranks you. First he'll compliment you on the fine job you've done. And then he's going to tell you that I am to be exchanged for a female basketball player."
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This image was so bad the makers had to intervene personally
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Nikki Haley attempts to tie Hamas attacks to Putin:. "Hamas invaded Israel on October 7th, October 7th is Putin's birthday."
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Sending HRT to underage people so you can mock them when they ruin their life
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Seasoning Police determined that Italians are officially white.
italians think they have the best food in the world when they colonized the tomato from south america and still can barely season that hoe? letβs be for real
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"Nonbinary" was invented on tumblr in 2014.
"i dont believe in nonbinary people" u kind of dont get a choice?? we're not santa π.
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"Why aren't you criticizing the only country that is giving you asylum? Sounds like I caught you in a contradiction".
>Reveals that the government has the capacity to spy on it's citizens. >Refuses to elaborate further. >Escapes to a country wher the government spying on it's citizens is common practice and people are jailed for criticizing the state. >Never says a bad word about said state.
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>"Let's not renew our neutrality with Russia".>"What are they going to do? Ally with France, a republic?". >"Let's build a giant navy to threaten Britain".>"What are they going to do? Ally with France, their old rival?". >"Let's snatch Morocco from France".>"What are they goin-"
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I don't spend time following age-gap discourse, do they ever target homosexual relationships?.
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Not sure what's more amusing, Tate presented as "conservative influencer" or the fact they drew him white.
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this tweet needs to be the banner image for every trans discord server. you want to pass? you want people to desire you? stop talking about europa universalis and make fashion and makeup your new autistic special interests.
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On Day 1, *instantly* fire 50% of federal bureaucrats. Hereβs how: if your SSN ends in an odd number, youβre fired. That downsizes government by half. Absolutely *nothing* will break as a result. It doesnβt violate civil service rules because mass layoffs are exempt. SHUT IT.
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You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
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"This country has gone insane- I didn't fight two wars for this.". "What are you talking about? You were a draft dodger!". "Like I've said, I didn't fight for this."
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My dad was a student in Iran before the revolution, he always told me how people used to be free and women didn't wear the veil.
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Do you think Patton would be able to tell the difference between a russians and ukranians.
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This was considered comically wall-hitting in 1403.
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"I don't get it. Where is the turn-based combat?". "No Gigachad, it's not that kind of game. This is deep social commentary about-". "There is no way to play as pure stealth class, this is bad game design."
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Sucks being a client state in a proxy war.
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"Basically Dante was writing a self-insert fanfiction where everyone he doesn't like is in hell."
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Working sucks, I'm not going to pretend it doesn't to own zoomers.
Recent college grad has breakdown over working a job. Weβre doomed.
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"SAURON!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! IN MORDOR, AT YOUR FORTRESS!"
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Thank you for taking a brave and courageous stand against single men, few people have the courage to do this.
"Ew so gross women are having sex with other men I definitely would never watch that give me a virgin please."
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Every man in those boats were taking orders from this guy
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>first date.>ask what's her favourite dinosaur .>"ummm I don't know, stegosaurus maybe?".>explain why she's wrong for the next two hours
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White people don't say "he a real nigga" they say "Faustian".
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WW1 veterants went through the most hellish war imaginable returned home and wrote memoirs like "shame we had to shoot such nice people but war is war". Normies on twitter are fantasizing about genocide and orgasming under photos of dead soldier.
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