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At least during the 1918 pandemic they had cocaine in their soda
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I need the people to know that olympic silver medalist giorgia villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and regularly posts pics of herself with giant wheels of cheese
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I don’t think adults should have to work in summertime either. we should be outside playing kickball
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“why are you wearing a mask outside”
BECAUSE 👏 I DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 MY FACE 👏
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the serbian basketball team getting hammered before accepting their medal has been the best thing to happen to me all month so I made a lil edit to celebrate
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person: “[football player] is the greatest athlete of all time!”
me: “that’s cute...hey, remember when Simone Biles did this with a kidney stone”
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corncob tv ass video
Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate.
Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again.
Well, make my day, pal.
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the best picture nominees as it’s always sunny in philadelphia quotes
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@lindseymeck
This also reminds me of that one post where an older lady in the bathroom was saying “you girls are beautiful, I miss getting dressed up and going out” and then they were like “you’re out right now” and danced with her all night 😭😭😭
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are you normal, or have you ever intentionally not finished a TV show because you don’t want it to be over
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Question: what’s the first major news event you remember in your lifetime?
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GUESS WHAT
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many are saying this is the greatest tiktok of all time
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Remember when Duchovny played a trans woman on Twin Peaks and they just had her say “I prefer Denise now” and then everyone is just like “oh great Denise let’s go to dinner”
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@zachsilberberg
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gonna say “oh calm down” during every big speech at the movies from now on
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this is me every day every hour every minute
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if you’re just graduating college I would advise against law school. go do something else that you think you could be good at first. law school will always always be there but making an exit from the legal profession is way harder than people say!
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The way the whole crowd just howled after Simone Biles’ first pass. Just insane.
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If you love Nia Dennis’ floor routine, please check out
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’s Din Daa Daa routine - one of the best floor routines in NCAA history IMO.
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@ccmrose
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this isn’t gonna work for long so hop on it folks - many of them have said they’re not accepting faxes
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@clapifyoulikeme
my Claire’s lobe piercing never healed properly and still tries to close up. I had my ears pierced like 25 years ago!
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I just know they’re talking to each other like two drunk girls in the bathroom, SOULMATES
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after 20 min of trying to put this on I would call the fire department, sobbing, begging them to bring the jaws of life to free me
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sebastian stan talking about the romanian revolution in romanian does something to me that I can’t fully explain
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Suni’s dad had a message for Simone (pretty sure he said “GOAT” btw)
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Guan Chenchen listed her hero in her official FIG profile as Simone Biles 🥺
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honestly I’m worried about every skater Eteri coaches. Sasha’s reaction here and Kamila’s entire experience are frightening. someone help them.
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this podium was too powerful that’s why they had to punish us this quad
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Me listening to a French song and recognizing one basic word or phrase
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the first black american man to medal in the all around at worlds
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there should be a special scholarship spot for whichever gymnast is the designated hair braider for the team
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“I wasn’t unhappy with how my brain worked as a kid, I was unhappy about what I was expected to be able to do with it”
@Remember_Sarah
discussing ADHD on the
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Patreon. gosh do I feel this one
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I’m sorry but Artur and Nikita putting their medals on each other is too cute for me to bear
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Simone and Jordan jumping up and down when their WCC teammates got named to the National Team was very cute
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