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I teach yoga and wander the earth seeking absolution 😎 he/him

St Louis, MO
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me to the moon as it shines through the window into my bedroom
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me trying to convince people i’m goth
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me asking about the bread at little Caesar’s
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me alone on my couch watching Trixie and Katya talk to each other
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@lethal_heroine It may be exploitative (somewhat), but this take cheapens the concept of consent. When you consent to sexual relations, you acknowledge the reality that sex is inherently a risky venture and if you, as an adult of sound mind agree to engage in it, you have consented.
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hello I look a dad and would like some attention
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Buffy Summers was 15 when she burned down her high school gym
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Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb.
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me: these are the stats of the contestants on a reality competition show straight person: I understand
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just imagine trying to explain this to a straight person
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last week I signed the lease to live in this little house by myself ☺️👉👈
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@ange1wingz @korrasuggs Narcissism develops from self hate. It’s a defense mechanism by which you repress any perceived negative quality or personal reality. the more you hate yourself, the more you repress and the stronger the narcissistic tendencies become. Narcissism is antithetical to confidence
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don’t forget I’m hot
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trying to have sex with an oomf is so annoying like damn I gotta like all these posts??
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fellas is it gay to perceive color??
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Now this is a REAL Man Cave 😳
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hello good morning
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it’s my birthday 🎂 shower me with love pls ☺️✨
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gay meat in your area
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hey me and the holy spirit dig your vibe
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i googled young Mads Mikkelsen 🥴
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got new teacher headshots ✨
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it’s only been 6 days and look at the effect lil nas x has had on the church
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now wait just a damn minute
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What We Do In The Shadows changed the face of the vampire genre forever with the simple proposal: what if they were fucking stupid?
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me running into the only other gay in my hometown
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Buffy at the Buffy at the end of season 1 end of season 5
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hello I would like to be objectified
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have my first zoom appointment with a gay male therapist this morning and I think the fact that I feel the need to look hot for him will maybe be the first thing we cover
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are you making fun of me or did you actually think I was auditioning for Oklahoma?
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top/bottom jokes are the minion memes of gay Twitter
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this is absolutely incredible. “I’ve never met him”
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big/dumb
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@honeynutumali @ange1wingz @korrasuggs Yeah this is not in reference to the original tweet as I think you can see. OP said the self-deprecators he knows hate themselves (doesn’t seem like a joke). I explain that hating yourself is the foundation of narcissism. Didn’t address the joke, didn’t refute the joke. ✌️💖
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@thrasherxy sir that movie is about a relationship between an adult man and a minor. What are you doing?
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I have exclusively seen hot people that are not funny reposting this
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Lennie:
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ummmm not my mouse randomly breaking :(
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@KeiForPete @PeteButtigieg i was bullied for being a f*ggot, not justifiably criticized for being a moderate corporate shill
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if your views, values, and beliefs about sex, sexuality, and the human body are all shame-based, then the sexual liberation event known as PRIDE is, literally and by definition, 100% not the place for you
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me living with my ex
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I love being so gay that I can harvest serotonin from this
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Happy Birthday 👑 @Rosie , the greatest talk show host of all time! 🎂
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wait..
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Queer people don’t grow up as ourselves. We spring from our father’s heads fully formed to bestow wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare, mathematics, strength, the arts, crafts, and skill upon mortals. Pay honor to us or be punished.
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finally gonna get into watching sports
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This lickable TV screen can imitate food flavors. Meiji University professor Homei Miyashita has developed ‘Taste the TV’ and hopes people can ‘download and enjoy the flavors of the food from the restaurants they fancy’ in the future 📺
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bought some lube when I picked up my prescription because my pharmacy tech is hot and gay and I’d like him to start viewing me as sexual being rather than a mental patient 😎
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lil nas x is 100% the first (and only) experience in my lifetime of a mainstream gay male musician making art that is actually queer rather than an attempt to fit queerness into a heteronormative mold
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I was looking through vintage photos of dudes and found this Australian sailor 🥴🥴🥴
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hello👋✨
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them: you changed bro me:
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lol i look so **** and have this woman’s face on everything I own 😵💫
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@JoshuaConkel I don’t want to know if it’s not
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goodnight 😚
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@lethal_heroine Obviously this is not the case when coercion is involved, but that’s not what you’re talking about. You’re talking about people having different expectations, which is a HUGE component of being sexually active.
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these were my gay guides
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i’m still out here getting cuter
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@Zac_Petkanas I’m gay and would prefer a candidate who’s not a shill
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do you like my haircut ?
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when you see a camera doing its job
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I kissed boys last night 😳😎
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welcome to the oc bitch
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should I buy my first speedo this year and should it be this?
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how do we get him in my ass
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How do we get him in the mcu
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@thenoelsimone Great minds think of the same terrible puns 💜💜💜💜
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I wake up and choose violets 🥺
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@TomZohar the fact that this is a german cop really hammers this home
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had the top button of my shirt undone in the grocery story and every single person started pointing and laughing and throwing things at me while chanting “ICK! ICK! ICK! ICK!” This has to stop!
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woke up and decided to turn my life around
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take a screenshot of the fact we’re mutuals and if we ever run into each other in the real world you can redeem it for sex with me
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Baroque back mountain
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Meredith Hagner as Portia on search party is one of the best comedic performances of all time
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straight women whoring out their men for the gay TikTok audience is a beautiful example of cultural exchange
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good morning good morning it’s time to wake up
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good morning
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@seocelot This seems like something that is absolutely none of your business. Also seems like you don’t know anything about the adoption process or having children
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gay people seeing gay people acting gay and then saying “I’m homophobic now”
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last night at the bar there was a woman dressed like Linda Belcher and she kept bussing the tables (she did not work there)
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God making Chris Evan’s dick: Meatier
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escaping str8 people to be gay and drunk in the bathroom last night
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I would murder each and every one of you to have this
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吉川真人🇨🇳深センスタートアップ起業🔥
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コーラと焼き小龍包の重慶イノベーション
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Remember when Debra Messing played Mary Magdalene in the nbc miniseries JESUS
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@ThePerezHilton @flatpockmedia And? No one feels bad for you. You deserve so so much worse.
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good morning
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François Sagat
@pecsOTD
Pecs of the Day 🍉
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Pecs of the day is the Combustion Man from Avatar! Also known as Sparky Sparky Boom-Man!
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@right558 @RonanFarrow Hey I’m sure many people have told you this throughout your life but you are incredibly stupid.
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@TheHoustangeles So that people suffering from addiction aren’t punished for their disease??
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hello✨
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yellowjackets
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honestly if I posted my body and captioned it “dad bod” and everyone got mad at me for being too hot....I would be so happy
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The perfect man. Thick and quiet
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I dropped a weight on my phone and now my front facing camera makes it look like I’m trapped in a hell dimension
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