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@sciencegirlkati

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There is a light of science and to brighten it anywhere is to brighten it everywhere. Hot sauce enthusiast.

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@sciencegirlkati
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4 years
Avatar Kyoshi said no justice no peace.
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@depthsofwiki My husband's solution
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2 years
@ohJuliatweets They are doing it wrong there were WAY more belts. BELTS. everywhere. Layers of belts.
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7 months
I'm quitting my PhD Presently writing my masters thesis. This isn't a bad thing, I'm really happy about it. I got a master's, not just for free but I got paid to do it. I did it in one year.
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2 years
@owlstare @sarahlugor The three genders Talk ~ Average ~ Shirt
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@becbenepla Blorpy had to die in this one otherwise season 5 would have been a legal drama about the innocence project.
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2 years
@zachsilberberg Algorithm going nuts, for a sec I thought they replied to answer you
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@AriDrennen I feel like an overlooked but extremely fucked up part of this is that it just presupposes that gym class cannot happen without making kids undress together. Like just give them changing rooms. ugh I was so uncomfortable changing for gym as a kid.
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@sciencegirlkati
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5 months
@PatrickLenton I once said to the guy "hey! You can't inject me while I'm sitting up, it makes me faint" he said "that's what we're going for here" and then I woke up from surgery.
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@plemy11 I had a cousin who asked me once why we can't just pump air into space and then we could breathe up there.
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3 years
@grl_fieri The best thing since sliced head
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11 months
@GraphCrimes Trying to understand the last four words?? Is he saying that all men should become women?
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@RohitaKadambi Sometimes I think I had no sense of fashion growing up, but no. This was the fashion. And I was nailing it.
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2 years
@ycsm1n It's a complicated consent thing isn't it? My mom did one and its like. No, I haven't committed any murders. but I also don't LOVE knowing that my DNA, maybe the most personal information I have, is just out on a database now.
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All the barbie sequel ideas are stupid and here's a better idea they should actually do instead: Hire @klitklittredge to direct the American Girl Doll movie.
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2 years
@sophiawpelton My new marketing campaign for them
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@dlbowman76 @TheRaDR And engineers who hate being engineers.
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2 years
@Captn_party @roastmalone_ This is true! (Also I actually thought she was twins and this movie solidified that in my young (way too young to see this movie) mind)
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2 years
@melbeeing @e_asherah Same. Like until today I thought this
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@RottenInDenmark My dad recently said "those maintenance phase ladies make some interesting points"
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@sciencegirlkati
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3 years
@jil_slander Lol my middle school vice principal.
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@AriDrennen As an adult you can choose to go to the gym and use the changing room but kids are just forced to. No consent. In spaces that can be psychologically or even physically unsafe. Forget gender and sexuality. Why are we doing this to kids at all?
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@sciencegirlkati
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7 months
The funding body and my supervisors decided to take my project in a different direction and not a direction I was interested in pursuing.
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2 years
@kvanaren When interviewers ask me to "describe your dream job" My actual true honest answer would be "solving murders and debating about Martin Luther"
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11 months
@GraphCrimes All the people on the earth should become hot women? Is that the take?
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9 months
@TempestPaige This Oscar in particular makes me irrationally angry every single year
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@thrasherxy Why did I read this in George costanza's voice?
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@mitchellscomet This happened to a bass of mine from storage that was too damp, but I've been told too dry can do the same thing . I'm so sorry. It does look repairable if you can find a luthier
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2 years
Thought this said "sprite" and I was like "yes, so true, sometimes it's the only calories you can keep down"
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@ClaireMax This is the main character of Oblivion from Bethesda. Continuing the trend of weirdly unattractive female main characters in video games.
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2 years
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9 months
@CSMFHT From a family where a B+ and a D are both equally considered failure this was unintelligible to me
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7 months
@rae_maelstrom The only good reason to do a PhD is that you really, truly want to, and I didn't anymore haha
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8 months
@isaacfeldberg It really gives birthday party for the dishwasher in the best way
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10 months
@DDayFilms They gonna ask you a list of questions like the pharmacist or the flight attendant in emergency exit row
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@sonyashea3 I was once on a bus and the driver stopped between stops to OFFER a ride to a pretty girl who said no.
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8 months
@brendengallager Cerie is not lazy and she doesn't represent the millennial. she is the embodiment of privilege. She represents the unattainable ease with which beautiful wealthy white young women float through life. And have done in every generation. This discourse is insane.
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@GraphCrimes Why include a color for 50-59% when the lowest value charted is 59%?
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4 months
@quakerraina Very fun to talk to people who insist that that is her actual hair
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10 months
@hecubian_devil Something that rules about being on steroids is that it makes my lungs breathe air. But a close second is that food tastes SO GOOD. Eat, and rejoice you are fortunate to enjoy food so much, and healthy enough to keep it down.
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2 years
@MilenaPSchmidt @dlbowman76 This is why steam is always my wordle guess word <3
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2 years
@jsparkblog My sister once said she was "a sausage" because she couldn't discern the phonetic difference between that and "exhausted"
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9 months
Final lecture for my data science class today was just a bunch of examples I already knew from @GraphCrimes
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@buggirl This isn't just you, it's the state of our food system! I highly recommend @MaintenancePod it's podcast that does a lot of well researched debunking of all the ads and misinformation we are constantly drowning in. Honestly one of the best things I've done for my mental health.
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@sciencegirlkati
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6 months
@ZJAyres Someone I know tried to quit his PhD recently. His supervisor said "take a month break, I'll pay your stipend. Relax, take time to think, and after the month let's see if you still want to quit" I think this is how it should be done.
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@jilltwiss I sent a Harry and David's lasagne once and believe it was well received. As someone who has had a real hard time - don't do live plants that require care. Something so horrible in watching a gardenia wither away before your eyes as you, too, are withering.
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5 months
Does anybody ever taste the wine and then reject the bottle? I think they could open a bottle and pour out a little sample of genuine mud from the ground and I'd be like yup, great, thanks! 😊
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@GraphCrimes This is a psychrometric chart? I can't find anything wrong with it. What am I missing?
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@offbeatorbit People are in impossible situations. At risk of losing jobs and alienating family if they don't participate in these higher risk activities occasionally.
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
I'm genuinely interested to see what the homework cheat service could come up with for me. Like I'm submitting an article to a peer reviewed journal about brand new applications of a technology in which I am an industry expert but what if I had a bot from Twitter do it instead?
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@RottenInDenmark "Get in losers we're both-sidesing." Is going to live rent free in my head forever.
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@sciencegirlkati
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6 months
European doctors say ibuprofen is bad for you and yes like yeah? If you drink wine for lunch, like for sure.
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@sciencegirlkati
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5 years
Official announcement.
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@sciencegirlkati
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2 years
@patrickhinds Gillian seems... Like... Pretty close?
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@theBrianaMills Also able bodied people who believe you don't even need medicine? The "medication is bad for you, drink apple cider vinegar instead" crowd. The "you're probably sick because you take so many medications" crowd. So frustrating.
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@clapifyoulikeme The sailing club commodore resigned and then was nominated to fill the position left vacant by his own resignation, and accepted that nomination. (like why did you resign then) Anyway he didn't win the election and they still need a new tractor.
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2 years
@depthsofwiki When I was in 9th grade one of my science teachers absolutely insisted on a totally non routine field trip to go to Kansas state University where this man was giving a talk. I have my picture with him. He signed some of my friends ACS membership cards.
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2 years
@GovHolcomb She'll be a phenomenal meteorologist with NO RIGHTS thanks to you sir!
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2 years
@jzux Collin Robinson
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8 months
@bibicosplays I woke from surgery already going into shock. They gave me some injection that brought me back and said it would hold until I got home. If I hadn't had opioid pills to take at home I'm sure I would have gone back into shock that night.
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6 years
Also she wanted prom photos with a textbook? #apush
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2 years
@becbenepla In fact you can probably just watch 'West of Memphis' and that's basically season 5 in the "blorpy doesn't die" scenario.
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@arghavan_salles I think they undermedicated me after my gynecological surgery and I might have PTSD from the pain.
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3 years
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2 years
@moonshadow75 My mom called me depressed yesterday. I almost just hung up the phone. It's awful. Not just doctors, it seems like everyone lacks compassion for this.
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2 years
@GovParsonMO @FirstLadyTeresa I'm the least free I have ever been in my entire life!
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3 years
@Srirachachau And Pam!!!!
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7 months
@ethernethottie This is the day I noticed "archaeologist" in your bio idk why I just unquestioningly believed your full time job was hole digging with no further complexity.
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5 months
Look at this lil guy
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@cooperownbey @MaintenancePod @yrfatfriend @RottenInDenmark This sounds like a maintenance phase mailbag story
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2 years
@Needle_of_Arya Good! I wish this for everyone! Time off to spend with family is good! Missing your cousin's wedding because you don't get any time off for your first six months is bullshit!
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@GraphCrimes Everyone from my class who failed got t shirts together and I got one too for solidarity
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@RottenInDenmark Holy shit are you staying with the brooklyn green lady?
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@GraphCrimes Same fam I got a very solid c- in this class lol
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@depthsofwiki Did everyone else also just Google the nearest place to get one of these?
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2 years
@ElyKreimendahl Listen, ACAB and all, but I love the original Law and Order. I KNOW it's copaganda and it doesn't ruin my life at all. I can enjoy it for entertainment and critique it as propaganda (and critique the actions of the characters) at the same time. Your kid can too :)
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3 years
@aguilardaissy @tupacparkour My dad once told me that I looked like a "japanese prostitute."
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6 years
My mom and her dog have a special bond.
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@eboldy In 2022 a chiropractor chased me from his office screaming
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@sciencegirlkati
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6 years
Four years later:
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2 years
@Gavin4L I felt the same about the Jared Leto booch hooch
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2 years
@JanelCubbage Don't be cruel yourself. 🤷 Idc how human professors are. there is a power imbalance and if the one time that is reversed you get uncomfortable? maybe examine your own behavior.
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2 years
I got trick or treaters! I got to give out all my candy! Yay!!!!
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3 years
I love this picture of me and my sister and my grandma wine tasting. The babes!
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3 years
@lindawgtwitch Are you not worried this may happen with ES6?
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2 years
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7 months
Chicago dck rat hole Is this anything?
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@CartoonsHateHer Happy birthday barbie vibes
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@sciencegirlkati
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5 years
Donate to the Maize Solar Initiative. For the next 7 days, your donation will be tripled thanks to matching gifts! So far Maize students have raised $2000 of the $3000 challenge for @mrphyziks to get a solar themed tattoo (pictured).
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6 years
My 72 year old grandma rappelled down a building for charity today. I did a load of laundry and didn't put it away.
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2 years
Skeleton earrings and Halloween nails
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3 years
Things are super happy in my life right now.
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9 months
@HeavenlyGrandpa Around 2011 I was at a very chaotic vintage/upcycle/craft/consignment/thrift store somewhere in rural kansas that specialized in these. they sold them for like $80. I wanted one so bad and agonized about it but it seemed expensive.
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