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@demon_squid

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i wrote eat, pray, love

Brooklyn, NY
Joined December 2012
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anand
4 months
yes im studying for the BAR Beach Art museum Really good time with my friends
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7 months
covid consequence nobody talks about is every march/april i have an insatiable desire to take 10 mile walks then online shop with government money
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2 years
give me a job PLEASE (im only available 4 hours a day)
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1 year
sorry i cant go to the party tn too much has happened over the past 6-8 months
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2 years
an architects job is to be someones boyfriend
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6 months
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2 years
just took my clothes out of the dryer good thing there isnt another chore i have to do with them
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3 years
just finished my 12 hour shift at the separating the art from the artist factory
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7 months
i love hanging out with people… and when theyre your friends OMG
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5 years
@benkesslen halsey accidentally taking out the bon appetit test kitchen
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2 years
when a train honks… im sorry my love theres truly nothing in your way
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2 months
joe biden has dropped out to pursue an MFA in fiction
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2 years
everyone on tiktok is like “i read 100 books in 2022”
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8 days
While i had Turkey drama, the mayor was dealing with some of his own
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anand
9 days
Turkey “club” i ordered at lunch doesnt come with bacon. I remember when words used to mean things
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anand
3 months
walking into a party like oh guess im gonna have a wonderful and engaging conversation with a bisexual woman
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2 years
kind of having a fiasca (feminine)
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2 years
i know babe theres so much culture out there to consume :( want me to come over?
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3 years
Andrew Cuomo has signed with IMG models
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4 months
i love walking and texting like yeah ill bump into your toddler
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3 years
sorry when did celebs become soooo lame
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4 years
hot alt guys love when they get that little black and white passport photo thing at the airport
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2 months
Joe Biden is proof stardom is not in the cards for skinny fats
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3 years
anyone want to sublet my room while i go and watch this movie in the living room
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3 years
im writing in my boyfriends mom for mayor. shes very nice and lives in the city
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3 years
genuinely laughing at people lining up for veselka.... like sure...
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2 years
joyce carol oates this weekend
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2 months
that one sniffies guy in prospect heights who hosts a pump and dump every night of the week
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1 year
fuckkk i live in gowANUS :(
@michelleyoungNY
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Thinking how some neighborhood names give indication as to your flooding risk. I live in Crown HEIGHTS so my streets are fine. At my kid’s school in Park SLOPE cars are barely making it through…
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1 year
move your hand who’s the twink
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Andrew Scott celebrating his birthday with Paul Mescal at a gay bar.
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1 year
barack obama had gay sex with a weird looking annoying guy?? welcome to the club 🙄🙄
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3 years
next years met gala theme is "non-binary vibes"
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7 months
banging pots and pans for the nurses weather
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mitski data
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from mitski ❤
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2 years
how it feels to travel on the G train
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1 year
they should invent a way to go on a little weekend trip but also still go out with your friends on friday and saturday night
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2 years
You say one day that we should have a baby, well God help me, I love you, I agree
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Me on opposite day
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franken mars
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need him saur bad
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2 months
cool!
@jeremyoharris
Jeremy O. Harris
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In a Catholic Church in Italy texting with @Madonna when I found out that Biden dropped out. Let me light a candle this feels like catholic Jesus might be real.
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6 years
oh boston has no culture? explain the three business casual father son coffee dates in this Pavement right now
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1 year
me and the italian gardening clogs i keep getting ads about
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3 years
happy birthday to my gay (pejorative) boyfriend
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2 years
wait today was the first day of spring???
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4 years
idk what it is but the royal family is giving me colonial vibes
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2 months
nooooo FUCK thats my golf club!!!!
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Colin Jost has been announced as the host of Jeopardy!’s new pop culture spinoff series on Prime Video.
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3 years
when i die please set up a fund in my name where students have to write 5 different 4 page essays and get 3 letters of rec by an arbitrary deadline so that they can get $1000
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4 months
remembering my freshman year roommate who said he went to the gym “to be strong enough to kill his father”
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1 year
lmfao
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3 years
margaret thatcher to British mine workers from 1984-1985:
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2 years
@mr_froodo when guys let their hubris get the better of them and taunt the Cyclops <<<<
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2 years
the fun thing about traveling is that its sooo stressful
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1 year
girl the bedbugs
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Kea
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Troye Sivan for Miu Miu SS24!!
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3 years
anyone want to admit they have a crush on me before i start paying for an out of network therapist
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2 years
who are these charlie brown girls with nasty hair
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need to interview him for the cut
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4 months
everyone on this train can tell im dwelling on the past
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1 year
the concept of savory breakfast
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2 years
3 diner coffees please i want to See God
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3 years
i want to know every mayoral candidate’s stance on Girls
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Turkey “club” i ordered at lunch doesnt come with bacon. I remember when words used to mean things
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1 year
day 5 of neighbor’s “fresh direct” box sitting in the lobby
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3 years
im unionizing the brooklyn alt comedy boyfriends
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3 years
im emotionally 67, aesthetically 19, culturally 31, but forever 23….
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2 years
if barack obama liked my art id literally kms
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3 years
lena dunham discourse is signalling the end of Obama Era 2.0.... joe biden is gonna die soon i think
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7 months
charli xcx is the same kind of wasian as me so i have some understanding of whats going on there
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3 years
no theyre not those are images from a tv show
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3 years
developing a severe case of baggu shoulder
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2 years
trying to buy normal hummus at the grocery store
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1 year
dont joke about that
@ThePopTingz
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce joked about going as Barbie and Ken this Halloween.
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4 years
join my abolitionist reading group! first up, we are reading Freakonomics
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3 years
hummus is one of those things where everyone is like “its soo easy to make at home” and it is if you want really bad hummus
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2 years
hey guys! i just landed in Taiwan amid threats of Chinese retaliation
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love that every bookshelf on the market is the worst thing youve ever seen
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what it feels like to be 26
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ended gender norms
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the president of a nonprofit after receiving a $150,000 a year salary
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1 year
the claritin i took this morning
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2 years
neighbors in my building love to order things online and then not care about what happens after that
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when i remember to wash my face before bed and dont just pass out in my jeans on the couch
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thank you sunlight from kitchen window
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3 years
hey ladies are we feeling psychosomatic today?
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2 months
the DNC looked really fun but reading ‘no-one was eating, but everyone was smoking cigarettes and drinking club mate’ after looking at 20 consecutive photos of thin people did kinda make me like ohhh it’s not even euphemism lmfao
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1 year
when everyone u know is on vacation its like ok time to find the joy within
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going to write a book about the subtle art of not giving a f*ck
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@jamesdotcom moving all the unopened art books to the floor so i can put my cup down
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3 years
just watched The Lost Daughter
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1 year
poor bennydrama...
@charli_xcx
Charli
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i wish unfollowing someone wasn’t such a big deal. there’s some people i really wanna unfollow but it will cause a scene i can tell.
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@chunkbardey got here before the text
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meeting my high school cousins girlfriend
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So ugly
@GhibliGal
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Kitchen Aid's 2024 Evergreen Tilt-Head Stand Mixer. I NEED it.
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?????
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1 year
not in my opinion
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Post Malone looks handsome for CR Fashion Book. 📸: Ryan McGinley
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ive actually been using all the buccal fat for a big secret project
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2 years
potato chips being like $7 a bag now
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3 years
just saw someone on tiktok ask “what are the best bi-curious bars in nyc?” not reposting it here because i dont want to start a whole thing but letting u know
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three drinks in and im always like “i want a child”
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1 year
gay guys love looking the worst they’ve ever looked in their life on the day of their wedding
@PageSix
Page Six
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EXCLUSIVE: Lukas Gage and Chris Appleton wed in front of Kim Kardashian: sources
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1 year
is there?
@yassnito
janito
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so much to unpack here
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