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Graph High Crimes & Misdemeanors | I barely stick to gimmick be warned | She/her
Graph Hell (Ohio)
Joined September 2021
Why are there two axes for a single variable.
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Incredible. Why did they make this a bar chart.
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This is how I wanna go out. In a deeply horrible way that traumatizes dozens of people and makes international news.
Man dies mid-flight when 'litres of blood' shoot out of his nose and mouth in front of screaming passengers
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Bad Y-axis.
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The 2nd axis serves no purpose!.
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Why do I have a Cask of Amontillado soyjak. In what context would I need a Cask of Amontillado soyjak
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THIS IS SO BAD HOLY HELL.
Even ostensibly sympathetic materials feature some of the worst graph crime ever committed by man or beast
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*CUMULATIVE* REVENUE?!?.
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Yeah this is a felony.
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This is literally the 2012 election map.
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What is going on here.
Just looked at this graphic and got upset by its incompetence
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Sometimes I see a tweet that reassures me that I'm not *that* terminally online.
Baby Gronk has called out The Rizzler to a boxing match. “You are too scared of me to respond.”
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LAND DOES NOT VOTE.
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Someone who knows election law better than I do, if he dropped out what would happen.
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My Hitler Particle detector is making one continuous beep.
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This chart is the perfect application of Hanlon's Razor. They were pretty obviously trying to emulate the famous Iraq War graph that looks like dripping blood, but they seriously missed the mark.
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10/10 bit. Perfect graph crime.
and people STILL try to convince me Linux and Windows are better when the DATA clearly shows otherwise. SMH
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The average US President has been hit with 2.02 felony charges.
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@ampol_moment @SteveKingIA When I'm in a racism competition and my opponent is Steve King
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Nice bar lengths lmfao.
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Pete's statement here is an established fact. We bulldozed black neighborhoods to build the highways.
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Lol. Lmao.
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Context: Please do not use images as bars in a bar graph.
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This is funny so I'll allow it.
im obsessed with this WaPo exit poll graphic that uses both candidates’ heads as bar graphs
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Did you know that when Dresden was incinerated back in 1945, it was Ash Wednesday? Christians were burned alive on Ash Wednesday— many of them were refugees from Stalin’s Christian Holocaust. Christians will no longer be told that we aren’t allowed to know or discuss our.
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Spent 3 hours troubleshooting a highly specific issue that no one online has ever reported 👍.
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I feel like someone's thoughts on Zelenskyy and the Russo-Ukraine war in general is such a good political litmus test.
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Context: These scales are wildly different!. Verdict: Felony.
How the year started. [Jan 3]. How it’s going. [Today] . (via JPMorgan)
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The graph crime here is how insane the flags used to represent these people are.
“Muhammad is the most influential person in history”. “Oh yeah? When was he born?”. “About 570 years after Jesus Christ”
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Needless to say, "I made it up" is not a valid source. Felony.
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This is (likely) historically accurate though. The first Europeans were dark skinned, and it's generally believed that light skin didn't reach Europe fairly recently.
SVT (state TV in Sweden) just produced a high-budget series called the History Of Sweden. This is their depiction of the first Swedes:
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This is a felonious y-axis.
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An xkcd for everything
gpt-4o just helped this dude rework general relativity, nix dark matter, and flip cosmolofy. something seismic indeed.
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For the record, I don't think he will, but I'm speculating anyway because.1) it would be EXTREMELY funny, and .2) hopium.
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Hey Fox maybe don't make your graphs look like 9/11.
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@PopulismUpdates PLEASE WELCOME THE 43RD PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. GEORGE W BUSH.*Won't Back Down plays*.
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You either have Matlab via piracy or through your university. I refuse to believe that anyone personally pays for Matlab.
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This graph is horrifying, and for once it's horrifying bc of its content
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What the hell is going on here.
Best of luck to the specific two people the Times project to die by ketamine
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I mean chaos, obviously, but that does without saying.
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Not strictly speaking a graph, but I'm allowing it
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"Democrats would be right wing in Europe" is one of those incredibly stupid, obviously false statements that just never seems to die On Here.
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USING CIVIL WAR SONGS AS CAMPAIGN MUSIC?. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE REACHED INTO MY BRAIN AND IS FULLFILLING MY EVERY WISH.
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Incredible.
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I've posted this so many times and it aggravates me every time.
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Even dog killing is polarized??? We are so cooked.
Trump Voters:.Unacceptable: 39%.Acceptable: 32%. Biden Voters:.Unacceptable: 89%.Acceptable: 4%.
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Man I try REALLY hard to not be mean spirited with this account, but it really is hard sometimes.
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Alright I'll admit it, Elon Musk potentially commiting treason wasn't on my bingo card.
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Oh man this one is really popping off. Hi pls follow me to fuel my insatiable ego.
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@CDMcCauley67 Secret 4th option: Biden knows an extreme amount of ball and offered him a pardon in his lame duck in exchange for dropping out.
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When you don't even bother making a chart lmao.
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This was submitted with the text "Yeah thats not great", and I'm gonna have to agree
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INCREDIBLE BAR CHART HERE.
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MURDERS PER SQUARE MILE LMFAOOOOOO.
@MarkLevineNYC Murder per square mile in 2022. * Jacksonville FL: .19.* New York City: 1.38. New York is built on density and proximity and a pure 100K population comparison doesn't provide a full view of risk.
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I've seen graphs you wouldn't believe.
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Pls do not make the tops of bar graphs rounded.
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Incredible.
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Huh.
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That's,,,, that's not how that works,,,,.
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Say it with me folks: That's not how pie charts work. Also, it's a donut chart, the even worse cousin of the pie chart!.Double FELONY!.
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God is dead and we have killed him.
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What even.
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As with anything involving Tucker Carlson, this image is relevant
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Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy and paste commands, dies at 74.
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I don't think I need to add context for this one.
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Taking a break from your regularly scheduled graph crimes to yell at a terrible person. He's celebrating the murder of a trans 16y.o. here, and misgendering her
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Oh this is awful.
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This has BEEN SUBMITTED BY SO MANY.
What even is this lol. How is one unit of hate speech defined
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SOIL CHART MENTIONED.
bro was trying to tell me his silty clay loam was sandy loam… good luck trying to instill efficient drainage pal🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Incredible.
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