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johnny
9 months
my life is just. cava canva canvas.
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6 months
if supreme court rulings can be disregarded, abortion clinics should resume operation in texas
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we should gaslight jeff bezos into thinking he never went to space
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4 months
guilty
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goofy ass email 😭😭 I COMMAND YOU IN THE NAME OF THE PEOPLE OF TEXAS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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11 months
when republicans develop object permanence it’s going to be so over for democrats
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6 months
@BalconesRoofing you live in austin. i live in austin. im from el paso. if you think we are being “invaded”, frankly, you perceive the world in a way that is not compatible with reality. we are not under attack, you are just paranoid and racist.
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3 years
nonprofit girlfriend and her campaign staffer boyfriend
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2 months
instead of the cannes festival they should make a canes festival where instead of showing movies they serve breaded chicken
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10 months
i think this is a consequence of using race as a lense of oppression *without* recognizing race as a malleable construct. in no world were jewish people considered white in Nazi germany.
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6 months
also i think it’s hilarious that a hardline republican is trying to undermine the legitimacy of a 6-3 conservetive court. bound to go well
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4 years
chomsky: if we don’t vote, we will all die. the earth will become inhabitable brie: but mister chomsky 😏😏 some people are already dying 😏😏😏😏
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hey kamala i heard u were looking for a VP
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4 years
@brianrkramer wallace is from the 313
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6 months
@BalconesRoofing alright man, good luck making it through the invasion! stay safe!
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3 years
📍El Paso, Texas on 2-14-21 😍😍😍
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3 months
reminder that this is what hartzell feels warranted escalation. risking student lives over pizza and painting.
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police at making arrests UT Austin at the momen.
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3 years
jewish people are not liable for the actions of a state an ocean away, point blank period.
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3 years
Abolish ICE.
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10 months
wonder why biden is dropping a bunch of good progressive policies at once (civilian climate corps, legal status for some venezuelan migrants, and now this within the span of like two days)
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Biden aiming to scrub medical debt from people's credit scores, which could up ratings for millions (from @AP )
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6 months
@BalconesRoofing holy shit, you saw brown people?! did you cry? piss your pants?
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4 months
left wing online discourse: fish sticks are ableist right wing online discourse: if you make fun of me it is because you are Jewish
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3 years
:/
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7 months
and if i said this is an incredibly neoliberal way to look at the world then what
@hgmeryem
𓂆 Meryem
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Refusing to serve in a genocidal army but still occupying land … Nothing heroic about this. How about he packs his shit and goes back to his original country?
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4 years
BREAKING: Pete Buttigieg declares himself President just MINUTES into Biden’s inauguration
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10 months
@CJTHEDJAY @ziyanm_ @iphonese3rdgen yeah being a little dick is gonna piss people off. shouting “you’re mad 🤓🫵” doesn’t make you less of a loser
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@NewsWire_US
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FORMER U.S. SECRETARY OF STATE HENRY KISSINGER DEAD AT 100
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bro was trying to tell me his silty clay loam was sandy loam… good luck trying to instill efficient drainage pal🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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4 years
@SandeferSays say what you will about bernie sanders but they didn’t have to euthanize him
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1 year
oh shit what do i say
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3 months
@thebatman2000 you got me
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@notthechips
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4 years
people are dying of covid at horrifying rates, and instead of honoring them or frontline workers risking their lives to fight this virus, we’re honoring the cops refusing to enforce a stay at home order that could save lives. cool 👍
@GBinEP
Graci 🌵
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It’s not cool to dunk on El Paso but God I hate it here
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@davenavarrofan2 valid i’m just a hater
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4 years
how u gonna call urself an organizer and have a messy room huh
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3 years
aoc is a corporate democrat because she once walked by nancy pelosi without spitting on her
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can’t believe the author of harry potter is a terf and the author of the hunger games is a republican senator :/ never meet your heroes i guess
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4 years
leftists that get angry because leftist politicians aren’t hated by everyone else shouldn’t be taken seriously
@SarcasmStardust
Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy
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Awwww. Two peas in a pod.
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@ellianamustdie crazy i thought they didn’t wanna disrupt finals!
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11 months
it’s genuinely insane that the US isn’t a single-party state under democratic control when their opponents are literally just like “woah 🤯🤯 man does not have mustache 🤨🤨🤨 he cannot be same man 😡😡😡”
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@AKnightInGreen okay. i will go to texas.
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3 years
respect my non binary homies or you will be PRO-NOUNced dead
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3 years
new york city after their future mayor makes crime illegal
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@benshapiro
Ben Shapiro
3 years
Notably, nobody said crime
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that weasel joe biden is serving the interests of Big Teacher
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@JudiciaryGOP
House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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4 years
😐😐😐😐😐
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5 years
Beto really said fuck it i’m gonna act like a President because the actual one won’t
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@brianrkramer dude i hate you for this i can’t stop watching
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7 months
nothing shouts ‘praxis’ more than going to prison for opposing occupation but people are so obsessed with individualist culture they can’t appreciate genuine efforts to overhaul structural evils
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1 year
any time gorsuch writes on tribal sovereignty
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remember when The Good Place accidentally said that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism
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@dawginhim us mexico border in movies
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3 years
more like laissez unfair
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@bbsapir @nilesh12412 he never implied that at all? distinguishing between places of worship and representatives of states is good and important
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9 months
imagine the lightbulb ding over this person’s head when they thought of this one
@JacobWalters39
Jacob Walters
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Hakeem Jeffries has lost more rounds for Speaker than almost anyone else in American history.
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i will be honest i fully thought kamala harris was like 49 until right now
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i love talking to my 9 year old brother
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@conorsen “get real jobs” -opinion columnist
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@snoopdogfanpage i’d say ‘understandable’
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@dilemmv how many delegates did kamala harris get?
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10 months
also, obviously, just the persistence of antisemitic tropes
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4 years
making progressive policy sound moderate is good actually
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BREAKING: MANCHIN + SINEMA unveil plan to raise minimum wage 7.26/hr by 2026
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so called christians will read ‘pro verbs’ but will not respect your ‘pro nouns’
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so grateful that joe biden could attend lady gaga’s inauguration
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fully convinced fetterman’s position has only gotten this extreme because he couldn’t handle any criticism suggesting his initial stance might be flawed. just doubling down into oblivion.
@SenFettermanPA
Senator John Fetterman
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Israel has the right to fully engage Hamas to its end. Hamas deliberately harms and hides behind civilians, not Israel. Until Hamas surrenders, frees the hostages, and ends this humanitarian tragedy, I do not support any conditions.
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both chambers of congress working on a marijuana bill call that a joint session
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it’s ok to not have opinions on things you don’t know anything about
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it’s very similar to the culture of like orchestrating ‘boycotts’ on goods that are more about moralizing the consumption of certain brands than actually utilizing boycotts to effect change
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damn might fuck around and donate to gravel
@GravelInstitute
Gravel Institute
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hey @JoeBiden turn on your tv
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saw beto today lol
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Tfw when you're a Dem whose biggest donors are billionaire Republicans, the renters org that backs you is a front for landlords, you're a public school champion w/ endless charter money, you just decided all your cop union cash is bad or you're a Green fighter backed by big oil:
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@TxDOT TxDOT can help #endthestreak by halting roadway expansion through densely populated corridors 😁
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4 years
black and brown organizers single handedly flipped the senate.
@donnaimamTX
Donna Imam
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Senator @BernieSanders single handedly flipped the Senate by championing the $2,000 relief.
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they didn’t vetterman fetterman so hopefully pennsylvania comes up with a betterman
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i can’t wait to turn 21 so i can g̶o̶ o̶u̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ p̶a̶r̶t̶y̶ do competitive bar trivia
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don’t listen to ur teachers wikipedia fucking rules
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new shirt just dropped
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yeah americans sure would have a hard time flying planes over italy
@Culture_Crit
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The American mind cannot comprehend this.
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this is how we have to make movie posters now
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@OssKx
🫸Oscar Barda🫷
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Here you go, fixed it for you
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local conservative triggered by fruit
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the same dps that was too scared to stop a violent attacker from killing children in their school is now ready and eager to point their guns at student protestors
@RyanChandlerTV
Ryan Chandler
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DPS appears to be prepping to disperse with a heavy, heavy showing of DPS troopers prepped in riot gear.
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@bimbosmoking the perfect cover
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4 years
nobody want me
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3 years
hi so now that joe biden is engaging in mass deportations can we acknowledge how privileged it was for white democrats to talk about being excited to not “have to pay attention” to what biden would do as president ?
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bernie sanders being arrested at a civil rights protest did 9/11
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