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I saw a guy sprint this route in like 15 seconds to catch a train.
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Today I found out that India built the new world's largest office building, so the Pentagon is now no longer
#1
. Day totally ruined
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Of all the Roman statue pfps I'm pretty sure this guy is the only one who's not a fascist and who just likes history and cool old architecture
This is the town of Shibam in Yemen, known as the "Manhattan of the Desert".
But it's much older than Manhattan — these skyscrapers are 500 years old...
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Idk why people in Northern Virginia complain so much about house prices when they literally have all this space to build?????????
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Don't you guys hate it when you cross 19th St and leave Yellow DC for Blue DC
GOOGLE MAPS FINALLY HAS A 3D MAP OF DC AFTER YEARS OF 2D
NOT A DRILL
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The DART machine gave me change in SUSAN B. ANTHONY DOLLAR COINS
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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felony criminalization is still oppressive even when it affects your political enemies
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82 year old politician still fucking hates Republicans the old-fashioned way
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Dear DOD, please listen to my idea for the MEGAPENTAGON (Ten rings, ten stories tall) so we can reclaim the title!!!!!
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ROLL TERPS
joke about Meijer and Kroger came to me on a hike and the rest just followed
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What a weird distribution. Stores all over the West and then a ton in the DC area?? Why???
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Farewell to an indecisive king
BREAKING: Joe Manchin is not running for re-election for West Virginia Senate.
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Pros of letting all Afghanistanis into America:
They don't fucking die
Immigrants good for America
Cons:
...
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It's crazy to think that one of the most famous photographs in US history will be taken in a couple days and we know in advance. It'll probably be up there with Nixon's "V" and Bush's "Mission Accomplished"
Donald Trump will have his mugshot taken when he’s arrested in Fulton County GA, says Sheriff Pat Labat.
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Why does Google Maps show Hershey and Gettysburg, two tiny tourist towns, in a larger font than Harrisburg, the actual state capital
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@nikicaga
Thrift stores have all kinds of objectively cool shit
"All grandpa clothes"
Grandpas were dripped out back in the day
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According to The Economist, Joe Biden has a 59% chance of voting Republican
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GOOGLE MAPS FINALLY HAS A 3D MAP OF DC AFTER YEARS OF 2D
NOT A DRILL
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@JonBaker
Murder was invented in 1612 by Thomas Murder when he tried to injure someone twice at the same time.
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Top floor: Private offices of James Madison
Ground floor: Raising Cane's
Charlottesville best city ever baby
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@maxtmcc
What the fuck is an Exit Poll 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 I'm waiting for the next round of Maricopa drops 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
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So we're all in agreement that she just made that herself right
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@appalachiabelle
Like what happens when I go to a business and try to pay with a William Henry Harrison
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@TNOQuoProQuid
"He commuted the sentence to life in prison, which is not great, but still better than death."
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President Biden on campaign call that just wrapped, per person on the call:
"Let me say this as clearly as I possibly can as simply and straightforward as I can: I am running…no one’s pushing me out. I’m not leaving. I’m in this race to the end and we’re going to win.”
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Google says there's "road closures." That's one way of putting it
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Shout-out to when WSJ called Martin O'Malley "unidentified man"
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The Wagner Group just rizzed up Baby Gronk. Baby Gronk is the
#1
soldier prospect in the class of 2023 because he averages 300 confirmed kills per battle. He might be the new Killing King. Do you think Baby Gronk will lead Wagner to a total victory over Russia and kill Putin?
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One 101 year old backbencher from South Carolina or some shit keels over and we're passing New Deal 2: 2 New 2 Deal
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Buddy I don't think they care about WHO you love, it's really more about WHERE you loved
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I think the most underrated difference between the Biden and Trump administrations is the vast improvement in drip
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HOOOOOOLY SHIT
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HOOOOOOLY SHIT
WASHINGTON DC CANE'S
WASHINGTON DC CANE'S
WASHINGTON DC CANE'S
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This going crazy on 14 year old Reddit
The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."
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I'm reaching new levels of work avoidance: Washington Metro from memory
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"Kyle Filipowski what are your plans after you leave Duke?"
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Hello, is this Google Maps? Yes, the bridge is missing. Yes, the whole thing
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republicans: no stimulus check.
democrats: no stimulus check ✊❤️🏳️🌈
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IT'S TROVER
BREAKING: Angela Alsobrooks wins Democratic nomination for Senate in Maryland.
#APRaceCall
at 9:46 p.m. EDT.
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Takeaways from this election:
Virginia: Voters love porn
Ohio: Voters love abortion
Kentucky: Voters are racist
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Trying to find the most patriotic precincts in the country. Found one precinct in Baltimore with only 5 Trump votes and one in Brooklyn with zero!!!
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quote tweet this with whatever you want. who gives a hoot anymore
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Because COVID is transmitted by breathing (common during basketball games) and HIV is transmitted by fucking (less common)
They let Magic Johnson play basketball with FULL-BLOWN HIV but won’t let Kyrie Irving play because he won’t get a COVID shot.
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"Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline"
Do not fill plastic bags with gasoline.
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So I'm at a college soccer game and all these fans were chanting "YOU SUCK" at the other team, and then this guy got up and he was like "You know what sucks? Unsportsmanship" lmaooo
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Harrisburg has more people than Gettysburg and Hershey combined.... TWICE
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When a politician gives a speech and it's political
I will say this is the most political SOTU I've ever seen
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BREAKING: President Biden announces man who designed vaccine cards to be slightly bigger than wallet-sized to be executed.
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Midwest Dems when you give them a 1 seat majority
Big news! The
#mnsenate
just passed the omnibus Health + Human Services bill that will expand MinnesotaCare with a public option + establish new oversight for hospital mergers. Thank you
@mhwiklund
for your leadership!
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I'm a January 6th last responder. Looks like it's been taken care of
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Sen. Tommy Tuberville explains his vote against stripping Marjorie Taylor Greene of her committees: "I heard the resolution involved stripping, and I'm a married man."
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SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE THIS MAN'S CAR BEFORE HE KILLS ANY MORE DEER
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@LinkofSunshine
I wonder what the longest chain of these could possibly be.
You need the combination of a guy who's so important his obituary was written long before he died; combined with the same attributes for the writer, and for his writer, and so on...
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Andy Beshear rolls "worst lighting in a photo ever"
Asked to leave VP contention
Enjoyed
@TheSavBananas
! Mainly loved spending time with Will. These games were a home run for Louisville, with three sellout nights and everyone watching on national TV. Thanks for hosting,
@LouisvilleBats
!
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British elections be like West Gloucestershirehamshillingpenceworthden is rated as Safe Liberal Labour Democratic Tory, spelling a certain win for candidate His Highness Sir Charles The XLII LXIXth
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Add Ukraine to NATO. Add Taiwan and Hong Kong to NATO. Add Antarctica to NATO. Add Iowa to NATO. Add the Atlantic Ocean to NATO. Add Mars to NATO. Add NATO to NATO. ADD EVERYONE TO NATO
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@TrudeauRoss
@xenocryptsite
There was one like this in Nov. 1996. The prompt was, "headline of tomorrow's paper," with "CLINTON ELECTED" and "BOBDOLE ELECTED" both valid answers.
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Pennsylvania might have the best non-major cities of any state on average. 4 different places here and none are named Philly/Pitts
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Y'all are really trusting exit polls??? How about you exit Twitter and go poll some bitches
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How do people live like this?
We did it! Austin only hit 99° today, wrapping a 45-day stretch of 100°+ temperatures.
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