Jill Twiss
@jilltwiss
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Writing for @AmberMRuffin, @LastWeekTonight. Author of Marlon Bundo & The Someone New. https://t.co/adAZeQdoC5
New York City
Joined September 2008
Today is finally the day I get to tell you about maybe the coolest thing I’ve ever gotten to work on in my life! It’s a book to help people with ALS communicate. It’s gonna take a whole thread to explain, but here’s an article to start you out.
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Listen if after past 8 years, you still decided to get a 2025 BINGO card, that's on you
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RT @roywoodjr: In middle school, we had a teacher’s assistant who went on ‘College Jeopardy!’ and ended up losing by a dollar. Rather than…
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i don't know about anyone else, but i think America deserves someone sober when they force the troops to invade Canada
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YESSSSSSSS
Y'all... I'm thrilled to announce that my first children's book, THE DAY LEAP SOARED, will be coming out this October! It's illustrated magnificently by @usuallyawake. I've admired her art for sooo long, and was over the moon to work with her. The colors! The heart! The DOGS!
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Costco workers just authorized a nationwide strike, which makes sense because collective action is basically just buying justice in bulk
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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts
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my whole mantra for the last two months has been "It Will Be Worse Than You Think But Not In The Way That You Think". Put it on a decorative pillow
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I think when we talk about how the arc of the moral universe bends toward justice, some of us forget we have to be the ones to do the bending
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Diet Coke is weird because it’s the one thing that makes Tr*mp relatable. It’s like if finding Pol Pot sometimes saved boxes because it was just a really good box.
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will be saying "The boys got PawPaw" over and over for the rest of my life
Toddlers played with dead grandpa’s ashes — and may have eaten them, shocked mom says: ‘The boys got PawPaw!’
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sorry about the rules, but the Oscar for best Costumes shall have to go to whoever is dressing Alan Cumming on The Traitors
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I can't wait!!!
Friends! I'm hosting a new Sirius/XM radio show on Conan O'Brien Radio, channel 104. We listen to 8 comedians do a late night set on CONAN or Late Night. We pick from library that spans 28 years. Airs ET: Weds 5 PM, 8 PM Thurs 6 AM Fri 3 PM Sat 4 AM, 9 PM Sun 7 AM Tues4 AM/11 AM
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