“Yeah it’s called a burner twitter and it’s basically a twitter where I repost sports and bully people online with an anonymous account. And there is this thing called the burnerverse and I have almost 200 followers. Like I’m almost an influencer and I had a viral tweet I pinned”
@EliXanning27
My old lady found my twitter and freaked out too. Just either deny that it’s you or tell her that it’s all ironic and you’re just playing a character for your own entertainment and she should calm down.
@DLarsonArchive
It’s all but confirmed at this point come next week he’s going to be there. Basically an insane asylum/prison for people with severe mental illness. There isn’t anywhere else he will go mark my words on this one.
Saw something mind opening on instagram earlier, it said and I quote “BPD is a totally made up disorder invented by female therapists to excuse women for being hysterical and retarded” that makes a lot of sense and I think it’s true
Fuck a 12 pack get me a selection of tall boys nigga
3 fosters oil cans
2 Sapporo’s
2 Henieken
1 corona familiar caguama
2 Tecate red
2 montucky cold snacks
@oneminutemarvin
The first time I got my shit sucked to completion I was in ecstasy for about 10 minutes idk how you think that shit is a let down compared to full on banging yeah but not a hand. Lol
@NotSamCousley
They love them. I generally don’t like to have women in my room and prefer going to their house (my room is my fortress of solitude and they bring weird energy) but when I do they always compliment them.
I would like to announce me and my buddy are officially in contact with Daniel Larson. We are going to get him a one way ticket to Memphis and a ride to oxford.
@TendentiousG
What does that have to do with anything? I was with the counterprotesters, but the kid whos a fucking racist should be held accountable. What is your problem dude. As a Jewish person if frat boys (which I am) are standing up for us I support it.
I am not going to help my former coworker raise her kid. Holy shit. She’s actually texting me about it. Fuck that. Why do I get drunk and just start telling people shit like that. What the fuck is wrong with me.
No one will EVER tear up Oxford like me again. Mark my fucking words. I am the GOAT. These Yankee fucks will try to do what I did the past 4 years and they would fucking die. 2 heart failures, close to 40,000 spent on the square, 20,000 worth of cocaine. Legions of sluts fucked.
Experiencing the hangover of 10 fucking cups of mead in an hour right now. Head hurts to say the least. I know I’m hung over because I’m feeling like I’m
On some freak shit rn like some foot shit. When I see someone’s feet and I think damn nice feet I know I’m hungover as fuck.