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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)

@NotSamCousley

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BurnerVerse Good Guy. University of Mississippi. Professional teacher, certified naysayer, 6 time Professor of the Year Award Winner. PARODY/ NO AFFILIATION

Oxford, MS
Joined May 2018
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@NotSamCousley
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I hate this liberal bullshit
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@tuohyburner She posted her man for his birthday. And it got spread around the BV with hundreds of people claiming to have relations with her. Saying they feel bad for this poor guy. #hookerverse
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@wobblymami I don’t find you attractive. Sorry
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Dr Sam’s song of the evening. Thanks
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@tuohyburner Utk slut that is a household name at many universities. 100+ bodies
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@NotSamCousley
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@FreeMyDad420 Coonteenth*
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Whose got it better than us? Nobody
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Dogs out in the airport? Is this a dueche move? Lmk thanks.
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@NotSamCousley
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Dr Sam just got his heartbroken. Can all my friends on here please give me a pick me up. Thanks
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@NotSamCousley
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Wow what a crew. Wouldn’t trade a thing. Truly blessed. #thanks #hugsandkisses
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@NotSamCousley
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@steezerogers I mean probably. But not the one ur thinking of.
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@GamecockSheriff It’s giving “one of the girls”
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Do you guys think I still have a chance? Let me know. Thanks
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@LarryHem1969 all the Bama femboys wear that
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“AnYonE MiNd”
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@RebelLanceP Yeah this kid definitely likes men
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Yep I just did that. Thanks
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@jaxtondort85 Olukias all day everday. Best flop ever owned
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@Jfkennedyctespn Loser. Save the lungs. Abuse the gums.
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A post worth 1000 Big Macs
@0liviajulianna
Olivia Julianna 🗳
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A picture is worth 1000 words
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@NotSamCousley
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Hell yes
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@FreeMyDad420 I’ve seen way worse. Don’t be so hard on yourself. Your hip turn is there. Only thing I would say is transitioning ur weight to your front foot at extension and through the finish. Leaning back to much
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Thoughts, comments, concerns??? Thanks.
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@bustyMacy1810 Love the modesty covering up the cleavage. Good women of God here. Take notes ladies.
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Championship Sunday. Who’s got it better than us? Nobody
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Aldean in the trump family box. Yep that’s my GOAT.
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Told momma to pick me up some “adult grape juice”. This is what she got me. Thanks mom!
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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What the frick. As if my day couldn’t get any worse. @ChipotleTweets count ur days buddy.
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The Doc is home.
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Pimento Cheese. I could make sweet sweet love to you.
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Back at the watering hole
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Friggin love this stuff
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Friggin cow blocking the road. WTH man
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Sam’s song of the day.
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@faulpinebaum3 Just a business proposal….
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@NotSamCousley
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Have been told multiple times that I remind people of him. Always took it as a major compliment.
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this is bad ass
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@BettyJo78225 Welcome to chi psi buddy
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Kentucky Derby. I’m coming for you #hellyeah
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Civil war time niggas let’s play ball
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@tuohyburner Grant pair kid blows
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@NotSamCousley
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See ya soon Oxford
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@tuohyburner Brother thinks he’s a Murdaugh
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@GirthDaddy1234 Rest easy Girth
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Odds she’s fat?
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Little 4th of July visit from the new kids on the block.
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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This is how u properly organize ur bag. Everything with a headcover including putter goes in the top. See too many people doing it opposite. Take notes, thanks.
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Windows down and all. Nothing beats this. Have a blessed day.
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Watch the guy in white shirt red hat. Why is he the only person looking in the direction of the gunshots? Why does he look directly at trump after the first shot? Why doesn’t he looked immediately shocked like everyone else? Something is off here. Very odd.
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@NotSamCousley
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Sending Prayers to Vice President Trump and family.
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Since when did Independence Day turn into every female post a red,white, or blue bikini pic day? Not complaining btw.
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Maturing is wanting the isle seat on a plane instead of the window. Thanks.
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@mitchallman8008 His boys a kappa sig
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@NotSamCousley
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Hope everyone is enjoying their Saturday.
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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These things are like the Bat signal but for gays. Let’s call it the fag signal.
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@NotSamCousley
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@JoeCox2009 Don’t know what this is supposed to mean. But thanks.
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How u like them apples. #stoopid
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@SouthernandFat I loved the part where you told us what it was. Thanks Fooda
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Proud to announce I am accepting the Head Coaching position for the Golden Hurricanes in CFB25. Looking forward to bringing this program to the forefront of college football and building a championship brand of football.
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@NotSamCousley
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@volblum @ifcEmperor What does zyn mg have to do with losing weight 🤣
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Let’s run this shit back Brooksy. Have urself a day. Thanks
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@NotSamCousley
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@NBAKingBell Burn a mf hole in ur lip
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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@mattjamerson Even worse bringing ur own koozie. One of the most gay things to do
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Fuck you. Get off my campus
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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@Lane_Kiffin I love you to death but please stop this monstrosity in its tracks right now.
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I would be so onboard for this
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@DJDumpsack_ Just emailed his company the screenshots. Thanks woolie
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@bustyMacy1810 1 bookmark 🤣🤣🤣😭
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God damnit. How do kids like this actually exist
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Retard
@chrisdmowrey
Chris Mowrey
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Im 22, I’m Gen-Z, and I’m excited to vote for Joe Biden in 2024. He’s shown my generation hope. The choice is clear.
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@huskerenjoyer If you can say it I can say it
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@glueguy24 She probably replied in her head but didn’t hit send. Happens all the time to me
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@geebshallwe I didn’t understand what kinda addiction can lead to homosexuality
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Sam’s official beer ranking. Lmk how I did. Thanks
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@cigarettequeeen Automatic follow. Thanks
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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I’m in no way defending these retards. But in their defense, I have caused more damage to a fairway bunker with my own 2 bare hands after topping it into the lip 3x in a row.
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Just playing a quick 9 today
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This has to be a joke right
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I can’t be the only one that doesn’t really care for this place. Still had to stop tho!
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I am now a Jett Puckett fan account
@DavePoorboy
DavePoorboy
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One of us One of us One of us
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Auto stop start. If that wasn’t clear
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@NBAKingBell Genteal >
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Nothing worse than getting the almighty dreaded infinite poop glitch in a public bathroom. That’s how my afternoon is going. Yep
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Light naysaya, dark naysaya, faux naysaya, real naysaya Rich naysaya, poor naysaya, house naysaya, field naysaya Still naysaya, still naysaya
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@JohnDadof7 He may be old but at least he’s not as horny as you.
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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@tuohyburner This is only something a Yankee would post… collins are you hiding something from us??
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Just set of airport security for an “abnormality” in my crotch area, had to get patted down. Major ego boost. Thanks @TSA .
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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@JenniferDDD_ @tuohyburner what sound does a clock make Jenn??
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Left has already done everything in its power to shut this man down. They are on their last resort. Killing him.
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Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped
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@SouthernandFat Major compliment if u ask me
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Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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Absolute 10/10 fathering by this man. What a hero. Way to go sir! Never let ur children walk all over ur boundaries.
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@0liviajulianna The left is keeping you fat
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Let me put yall on real quick
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@kingcharlieF150 Used to have that driver then I bombed one too hard and broke the head of the shaft as I smacked it 350 down the left of the fairway
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@NotSamCousley
Dr. Sam Cousley (PARODY)
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@saucebars You are going 5-7 bro 😭. Loss to Georgia, Ole Miss, Florida, Auburn, TN, Texas, and Louisville
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