One of my buddies just pulled up to the first tee with his GF in the cart. What club do I use to beat his ass??
I was thinking a nice comfortable 9 iron.
One of my buddies just called some broad a “beefy 5 layer burrito”
“Looks so good when ur drunk at the bar, but you regret the hell out of it in the morning”
Funniest shit I’ve heard in a minute
Just shot a cool 81 and lost $40. Headed to meet up with some buddies at funkys and talk about chicks and ole miss football at a table for like 2 hours then head home.
Sonic has their swagger back, smash burger is nuts. Queso dip will play and I’m eating some French toast right now that just made me decide to go to class today.
My UTK buddies are being suspiciously tame this morning… Think their whole personality was being cursed and they just genuinely have no idea what to do.