Eli Xanning (Alpha Male)
@EliXanning27
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Blue Collar, Meat Eater, Drinking class, white supremacist, Kappa Box Slayer, Pastor
Oxford, MS
Joined October 2022
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Burnerverse, this is my girlfriend. Is there anything I need to know? I don’t want to be in a Lily Lang situation.
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Espresso martini? Holy shit wait until these girls find out about cocaine.
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Sorry for the recent inactivity. The Gia Duddy leak has completely consumed my life. I haven’t showered or eaten in days.
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I’m nannying this summer and we go to the water park most days. Sit by pool, rip zyns all day, and college baseball is on. Might pursue a career in this.
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Gonna Alix Earle myself today and say the n word 50 times on twitter
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Was trying to get a girl to come over and called her a n*gger. She’s not answering.
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I’ve discovered better music on this app than any other platform. Drop a tune if you’d like.
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Kim jong un if you can hear us please save us
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Everytime I drink I ask a different girl to formal. I think I have 4 girls expecting me to take them
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6 beers and her instagram story like button is calling me
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She blocked me so I venmoed her just to ask her what she’s doing. (Only 10 cents) It just means more.
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Do NOT drink these. I threw up at the bar everywhere and talked to my ex girlfriend for thirty minutes then walked home.
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Everytime I drink I become the person sober me makes fun of.
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Waiting for girls dry week to end feels like I’m being water boarded. I won’t talk to them anyways.
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Sorry for the inactivity, I was banned. The left and Taylor Swift are once again after me.
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@JavonteBilliams
We have a 6 mg shortage here in Oxford. Hope you never have to experience this Javonte.
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My ex girlfriend got so hot im never going to recover
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My date for tonight just faded me. She has tutoring at 9pm?? What do y’all think?
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@gritdawgg
Can’t quite hear you. Could use some work around the house though. You available concert boy?
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Nothing makes me happier than seeing a buddy go viral that I brought on twitter.
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Gonna need Tommy John’s after this one Lane.
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The burner verse came out victorious at the fiasco at the fountain. America prevails.
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Delivered for 6 hours. Snap back immediately. Game is game.
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Lady is coming here for the weekend. I asked her if she wants top or bottom bunk(I have a bunk bed). Is this game?
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I see a patriot defending his campus from the radical left. After seeing this I ordered a thick ribeye from my butcher, Antonio.
A white Ole Miss frat boy dances like a monkey and makes monkey noises near a Black woman who was protesting for Palestine.
Is this heart warming? (Video:
@StaceyJSpiehler
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Pops and I snuck away from the family vacation for some oysters and a beer. Happy Friday y’all.
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I sent an unsolicited dick pic last night. Where do I even go from here?
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Fuck people who wear masks. Except elderly Asians. They were doing it before all this shit happened. They slide
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12 domestics and my mini pekka’s only hope is a viagra
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Self fulfillment needs:
1. A bitch with retractable teeth like toothless from how to train your dragon.
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7/13. This will go down in history. The radical left has gone too far this time. Trump has saved the United States.
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So tired of seeing the sketch bullshit. Cringiest shit ever.
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@bonbaliusbingle
I see no problem with these women standing on the campus at the school they paid to go to.
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Girls always look hot at the bar but every guy other than me looks like a fag
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5th zyn of day vs. first zyn after a coffee and an empty stomach
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Took Jr. to the batting cage today. Gonna give him the silent treatment on the ride home.
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When guys realize they like men do they just automatically like buttsex too or is that a separate desire/ realization?
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Will yelling at the fast food employee make my wife and kids come back? No. Will it make me feel better? Yes.
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@JoJoFromJerz
Or their parents paid for them to go to school and they don’t want to see their campus encamped and vandalized.
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If I was a girl I would definitely be a whore.
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Not talking to a girl the whole night then asking her to come home with me.
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Do y’all still ask for nudes nowadays? If so, how?
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Live look at the viagra to my pecker after 15 beers
Incredible moment taxi driver brings a monkey back to life with CPR
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@BigGameBoomer
Cause your dumb ass stays inside all summer making these good awful tweets. I know you’re pasty as hell.
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How I think she looks at me with my Barbour on.
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@Whotfismick
Donuts, I love them but I don’t eat them that often and could definitely live without them.
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Blacksburg, VA. GREAT college town. Go Hokies.
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Rebs baseball. 70 degrees. Friday night. Blue moon.
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Sniffing fingers after fishing and thinking about her
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Would you rather be invisible in the kappa house or a millionaire?
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Going to bar talking to zero women and going home and getting High and watching panic the streets (and jerking off)
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Jersey mikes is the best sandwich chain and it’s not even close.
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Mike your line was “Ollie is a great kid who made a poor decision”.
“I’ve probably done that a thousand times in my life”
Mike Gundy talking about Oklahoma State star Ollie Gordon’s DUI is crazy
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What every girl sees when they look at me at the afters
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