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@oitixion

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Nuance is not fungible and you can have too much of it.

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24 days
Pour one out for a man who will never do anything great again.
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no nicotine no caffeine no alcohol no amphetamines i am raw-dogging the conscious human experience rn for the first time since i was like 16, lfg 😤
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@chrisrunsthisb @EEMemez Yes a nice 20 minute nap to break up that 20 hour shift.
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@KyloCool630 This is the dullest, most self-congratulatory, most repetitive, most boring timeline imaginable.
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@CollabsRadish @GaboTomato @paynushurts That’s like saying leaving rye bread out will produce LSD.
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@Orthon_Spaceman @MorekWhen @OysterOwl @1894gang I agree and you are correct but one little point is that salty (containing ionic compounds) is a slightly different word to salty (taste). And you could conceive of some particular ionic assembly (salt) having a flavor distinct enough to merit its own word.
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@shitbritishpics This is not an “attempt.” Don’t deny the man his credit - he did it. By god, he did it.
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@ARGanteUE You were bombed into a pulp trying to take the Falklands and the residents all cheered at you leaving. They want nothing to do with you and you lost the war. Incredible levels of cope.
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@JustinWhang
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There’s still time, fellas
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@pontyponty @aha_isee And so was robbing a man in front of his 14 year old son.
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@IsiahMom @michaelharriot Why stop there? Were there any Inuit women? Any Blackfoot Native American men? Nobody from Peshawar? Not a single kid from Ghent? “I demand that all artistic representations mirror exact and unrelated demographics.”
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@CorkyBottle @bruh5moments__ What, you want the cartoon to depict every country? It’s a joke - and it includes only these ones. Make your own.
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@LenaDunhamVEVO @ManoFlem @IndieWire A literal still from the movie.
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@uncledoomer Train crashes? My dude - those are just for shits and giggles.
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@PeterMcyeeter @CaucasianJames You can switch the nouns and it still kinda works: “How does that hinder James’ ability to fully open door?”
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@falsesein @disclosetv It’s ALWAYS a fucking Uke flag. Seriously, I’m flabbergasted. The consistency of this is incredible.
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@vrothgarr @ScottishCommie This is supposed to be an insult?
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@Howlingmutant0 This happens to past products of creativity with or without marijuana. You were struggling with self-image, not weed.
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@LegoRacers2 Also a key 80s interior design motif.
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@KalanickBot @quantian1 No need to yearn for what you already have.
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@ccwscott @AKA_Mole @Halalcoholism And nobody agreed with him that day.
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@KongBTC @PepeXBT Dude dresses like my grandmother’s dining room table.
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@haphios @rorschach_dike @HellenicVibes Because he is very very cool, man.
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@NoContextBrits Who runs directly between a performer and a wall like that, mid performance? All on her.
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@ThanksRolf @Liber_Rex The writer notes on page 3 that management likely does not care about improving productivity with this system but rather gathering the maximum amount of usable data on their employees possible.
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@yegg @JasonHayward87 Oh, well I guess I judged your organization a bit lightly. Silly me - deleting your app now. Thanks for clarifying.
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@jimenez_mej @BryanVanNorden @YouTube That’s not the core point of this thread, Miguel. Wrong place, wrong time, learn some respect yourself.
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Men are born wishing for a valiant death by machine gun fire.
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@EllioT_MR___ Looks like a flare slowly floating to the ground. You could argue that all of these “scary events” are like false flag beta tests. They’re feeling around for the public’s pressure points.
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@chiefostriche @FINALLEVEL Steve, this is truly the most petty comment I have ever seen.
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@CNN Good. Bring back not even knowing our teachers’ first names.
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@JeffHogan @Rothbard1776 Bio always checks out.
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@Cyndesama @IterIntellectus The first settlement with sloppy enough opsec to be noticed 50k years later*
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@owenbroadcast @D_K_Dharmaraj Pun intentional? Bravo.
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@GlenntheGolden1 All you have said here is that his mom is in the military and that makes his Africa trip look weird. I’m sure there’s some shady shit happening with this guy but was this much deserving of a thread? There’s nothing here man lol
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@tommyvonarb @Cousin_Mustard This style of post almost always is
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@gaspervolf @ConceptualJames Welcome to literally all of human history.
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@CedScherer @tomtanya84 @BDStanley Because if it’s not a quantity you can just use a fucking LIST.
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@remnantposting Ah, the ol' "early life" strikes again.
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@ggreenwald
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In the 24 hours since Taylor Lorenz and the WashPost doxed the anonymous citizen behind the @LibsofTikTok account, it has gained 145,000 new Twitter followers.
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@R0b0tSp1der @zimm3rmann @mattparlmer Where’s that something you said you had on her?
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@AltcoinPsycho @APompliano Dude, nobody gives a shit. Start a commission or something.
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@UTacticus @NotDrent102 @ANewDawn123 I mean, do you have eyes? Little accuracy is pretty easy to achieve here, although you do have to look at that monstrosity to achieve it.
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@InnerDelicious @TuckerPhantasm @Gravantus I wonder if it were that the chapters of the Bible were presented as a collection of books instead of “the one true book,” the implication of multiplicity would have validated and lead to more local syncretism.
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Unfollow every self-flagellating, self-hating loser that talks this way.
@joodalooped
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the truth is that if you're not world class in the very competitive stuff by the time you're an adult you're never going to be, and you should stop trying to compare against that tier and do something useful instead
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@Pyrimidsofdan @ShanistaRupert @houellebecq_2 @tishray It’s also that women have been completely annihilated by the competitive arena of the internet, whereas men were always adapted to this kind of competition. Cutest girl in small town enters tinder > sees she is med globally > forever loses her mind.
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@patapackala @JakeOrthwein @nickcammarata You can spin any speed you want, pata. Any speed is ok ♥️
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@drivingme_mads @sferenchak You can caramelize them quite easily for a vegetable. An Irish chef I knew would sautée them in honey. So good.
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@growing_daniel @Pinuvet @tekbog This is the ideal Christian. You may not like it, but this is what peak Christian performance looks like in 2024.
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@Basedeyeballs @myth_pilot You ever heard of subtlety and nuance?
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@Gargjula @Return0fthePhig This is the second time I’ve seen a post by you and the second time I thought it was Lex Friedman.
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@RighteousTyrant @tractor_owner @EnbyHoxha Very true, remove the head completely and then put the tractor cab+engine compartment where the neck should be, facing the camera. No wheels.
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@AngelPhrog @ChetUncle @nickschifrin Actually a couple hundred people want him to keep going.
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@nansversion @dissproportion Are you offended by the curiosity?
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@mupper2 They killed Kenny? Ces bâtards
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@MelanieDes9868 @MuellerSheWrote Oh, you mean this thread filled with verified primary sources?
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@8teAPi I hate to nickpick nice thoughts but photography didn’t do that. Or it did but also the opposite.
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Masturbation does not satiate the female desire for sex as it does for men. If you’re depriving your girl of sex because you’re a porn addict, then you are also a terrorist. You would not believe the pain it causes.
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@chenweihua Ashamed of the UK/US for this, but don’t you agree it’s kind of bizarre for a Chinese government representative to be harping on about press freedoms?
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@formerlyfiz @RightWingCope Flint water was “lit” too man…. on actual fire.
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@crackconnoisser If anything would make me believe it, it’s the fact that Biden made it into the Whitehouse just in time for a war over the place he was essentially emperor of. That’s p crazy.
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@DaveDignity @aaronjmate @cenkuygur Try “actually” watching the video.
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@Howlingmutant0 Above or below the tramp stamp sir?
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@ddantes69 @trueEarth_pilot @jedidiahdoit “Actually nevermind I just stood up straight” *doesn’t delete tweet*
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Hey, guys. Many people on Twitter are here because they don’t get enough attention in real life. They’ll say just about anything for it. Believe it or not, that little voice you hear - “this guy is talking horse shit” - is mostly always right. Fucking wear deodorant please.
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once again reminding you that if you are healthy, you don’t create body odor i haven’t worn deodorant ever in my life, only use a little bit of dr. bronners in the shower, and get compliments on how i smell regularly
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@tractor_owner @EnbyHoxha potential future pfp candidate btw just lookin out
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@ICCLtweet No shit, Sherlock.
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@daglihet Why don’t we?
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@ramon4usa @Schilling1776 Are you illiterate, or just another neolib loose cannon refusing to read? This survey was conducted in 2021. The older generations were interviewed in 2021. Your statement makes zero sense.
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Is Twitter turning all these men into petty, gossiping housewives or were they all pussies before they got here?
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If you ask me to remove my shoes in your house, then I will do so without protest — it’s your house — but I will quietly update my opinion of you
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@RedSteel92 You misspelled corpse.
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@pork_a_lator @Howlingmutant0 @ChrisKattan4eva @agraybee It’s more often with a view they’ve been told to care about but haven’t actually reasoned out themselves and thus cannot defend in practice (because they literally don’t even know why they believe it).
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@CanadaSOS1 @JackTal73058170 That court ruled that the method of barring NZ natives from return to the country was unconstitutional. It upheld the vax mandates.
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@BeezyManzell @dieworkwear You can spend the money and have something last a lifetime. Or not, and look like a fool every 6 months after half your forever21 outfit has dissolved in the wash. It really is not that difficult to understand.
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@DollarNine @MichaelPSenger How much is it going to take for you to realize you have drunk the Kool-Aid?
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It is so natural in retrospect.
@giantgio
🇻🇦Gio's Content Minded Corner🎨👁🌲📉
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Who would have known that at the far end of materialist/“rationally”-driven “universal humanist” liberalism would be a seemingly endless series of what could only be described as secularized religious manias, and they become the engine of all politics and cultural life.
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