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Just a bunch of dudes, hitting baseballs, slugging brewskis and ripping heaters; ain't no better way to spend October.
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@ginadivittorio
my theory is that women have been conditioned by conservative values into being repulsed by sex and terrified of being a “whore” that they find comfort in a someone who is equally hesitant to have sex with them
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@thebiggestyee
not one comment about her personality, her generosity, her life as a wife and a mother, how he appreciates her. just “i’m gonna cum on your face”
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@clhubes
the thermostat for our apartment was in someone else’s apartment. “here’s their number, text them when you want it changed”
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@abernothing
once in high school the springs came thru my box spring and so i slept on the floor for a bit. the dog had a memory foam mattress
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@Nellfromthere
@smallestslime
we have heat but the thermostat is in the neighbors house lmfao
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@ask_aubry
why do men always think being tired is an excuse to not do anything. EVERYONE gets tired.
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@MichaelaOkla
how do you even buy something $1M. do you just type in your debit card like regular
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however, i would venture this is not the worst winter ever at Donner Summit.
Worst blizzard conditions I’ve ever experienced in my life at Donner Summit, California.
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@racheleklein
you are in fact, entitled to food. everyone is entitled to basic human necessities. no need for shame over something like eating.
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births went up by 3% but infant mortality went up 21%. congrats, you traumatized families forever and you have more dead children who suffered horribly
Texas’ abortion restrictions – some of the strictest in the country – may be fueling a sudden spike in infant mortality
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she is scared of sneezes and sirens and swishing of pants if anything ever happens to her stephen king will write a book about me
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so hitting a police officer with a car is a felony but when someone hits ME with a car its “eh, shit happens”
Philadelphia Police Officer working
@PhillyPolice
ATV/dirt bike detail “intentionally rammed by ATV” police sources say. Happened in South Philly at Packer Ave near 95 “Officer had head injury and possible broken foot.” ATV rider positively identified after caught&arrested.
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@BeefedUpStud
girls are so pretty. every one of them was a catch. the men on tinder are not only meh but also terrifying
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the bicycle experiment is over. i was intentionally hit by a car on cecil b moore
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@SheRatesDogs
“waste 5 days” baby. i wasted 5 days this year waiting for the bus. be for real.
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@roastmalone_
hey girl i know you changed your last name and now it seems it’s back to your maiden name? just wanted to ask to know i refer to you correctly :-)
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@SheRatesDogs
my favorite thing is “i wanna fuck you ur so pretty, until you say no, then you’re an ugly hoe” which is is babes!!
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@KeldritchHorror
i recently adopted my nine year old Goblin and even though her kidneys are going i’ll always be glad she’s my baby for however long we have
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@eeberquist
the other day i was picking up my brother from a friends house. but i hadn’t been to that friends house in like ten years so i took my best guess. was invited in, was at the kitchen table, they finally asked what i was there for. i was at the neighbors house 🫡
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@MercyPewPew
@evilvillain1231
you can just put whole new organs in there and your body is like “yeah i’ve seen this before”
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@picardie_aurora
its so funny i eat so many lentils and my mom asks "do u have enough food" and i say no and she says "ok :-) ask me if you need anything "
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@clhubes
he turned the heat off cause he was going on a trip. in February. it was 34° INSIDE my house
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@DGlaucomflecken
why are my eyes in my head $1300 a year to use. that seems absurd. they’re my eyes i grew them myself.
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@JortsTheCat
@philamuseum
thank you jorts- it is a lovey weekend here in philly and i was thinking of going to the museum, but i will be sure to avoid until their workers are treated appropriately.
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@BSmiith918
They're transgender people, not "transgenders". It'd be like calling your friend an "asthma" instead of a person with asthma.
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@thebiggestyee
they have marketing departments! with millions invested in it!!! all over the world!! they know what theyre doing!!!
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@MichaelaOkla
once I got yelled at a restaurant I worked at because someone found a long black hair in their salad but I had hair like this at the time
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@punished_cait
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@Benjaminhardist
@BSmiith918
Asthmatic is an adjective, "transgenders" is not. be respectful of people and don't be reductive. Always put the people before their label.
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@DGlaucomflecken
do you think it’s too late for me to drop out of m3 and adopt some sheep and live in my dads backyard selling cheese and sheep yarn
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@feederofcats
the face of a man whose most important developmental weeks were on heavy opioids
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@LolOverruled
i was on the phone complaining to my mom
about all the systemic abuse and she said i was “so left” and i just don’t understand how someone lives though this as a low income earner and isn’t radicalized
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@brianthehuman
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@jenrunswithdogs
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THE SMOOCH MARK IM
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@shayfrom0nline
i have to live with the knowge that every man i’ve fucked has seen my asshole ...... this is more vulnerable than the sex itself. i feel revealed
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@snitchery
a friend of mine in high school had only four fingers and I literally did not notice until she told me. made me feel way better about any “flaws” i had, because no one noticed an entire missing finger
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