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@collnsmith
i feel like these lines of discourse are actively harmful to people with actual chronic illnesses, because now whenever somebody I meet irl says they've got some kind of hypersensitivity or intolerance, I can't help but group them in with the most histrionic people alive
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@ErnieLies
people forgetting the ep where her and Kahn were breaking into the hill house to roleplay as them
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@bertovo
@GirlfriendHaver
this reminds me of the girl I was hooking up with trying to guilt me into finding her coke because she was worried that "Trump would throw bisexual women in a camp" if he got reelected
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@carterhambley
moving the squishmallows out of the way to get to the shoebox full of sex toys is surreal
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@mertcentury
you could, but then you immediately hit a 5 star wanted level with the ring/nextdoor cops
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@coopercooperco
honestly, the rock having that whole clause where he had to wear plot armor be morally bulletproof is what killed him, so it makes sense that the counterpoint saved cruise
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@collnsmith
I had a boss who put thousands of dollars into keeping her 20+ y/o dogs alive, coincidentally, when I was shown how to drive the food truck, I was told "if you need to brake, just start braking at the beginning of the block" because the pads were so worn out
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not one to be one-upped by Chris-Chan, Mikey miles got arrested last night for sexually assaulting a woman
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@opusx28
@platinumkneecap
@Fortengon
@Timcast
@MattBinder
like you don't have a chart on a laminated card in your wallet
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@jaamestrevor
taking one big pull off a cigar and tossing it onto some sagebrush on yhe dusty plains: ah, god's country
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@RivSimpson
Pete Campbell being the only guy who gets less hair when the series progresses to the 70s is so on-point
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@DrBradleyMexico
@bigsnugga
@tuffluffjimmy
there were media liaisons at occupy, but also people were so clout hungry they'd take an opportunity to yap to a camera
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@twinkophrenia
"what seems to be the problem officer? just a couple legitimate businessmen enjoying some nice cold surge"
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@isaiah_bb
the 80s/90s era jacuzzi tubs were apparently a giant headache to maintain, but honestly, I wouldn't mind some asinine rules to follow if an airbnb had one
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4/18/2017: the day i met the coolest dog in the world
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@rochlobster
I heard one time he was riding in a drunk white guy’s car while speeding through manhattan who then used white privilege to get out of being arrested
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@sam_amiga_webs
@chiweethedog
it got heavily diluted by mgk pop-punk guys (the prius of wiggers)
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@b1g_damage
"if you have them add on all the extra things to a mcdouble you can save 12 cents on a big mac"
"if you have me press all those buttons i'm going to add strychnine"
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@jonathanmb32
honestly, getting charged actually would fit, they should just make him look ultra villainous
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@twinkophrenia
double dipping just because I remembered Michael Shannon changing his name to "Michael penis" so nobody would think he's a girl is a hall-of-famer as well
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can’t wait for the sex scene discourse to happen 52 times this year
This year we’re getting the Ana de Armas Ben Affleck sex movie, the Ana de Armas Marilyn Monroe sex movie, new Cronenberg, Margot Robbie as Clara Bow, Harry Style going to town on Florence Pugh — 2022 shaping up to be the most fuckin’-est year for film in some time
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@Fascismreturns
@WinstonBooth
@JimmySlade1
@MineshaftG
the klan marches with police protection, you'll be fine
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if you follow this shitlord, cumsider yrself blocked
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@jakebrodes
I worked in a bedford ave Williamsburg brunch spot that was referred to as "highly instagramable" by management
when a packed-as-fuck restaurant suddenly gets quiet during a rush because everyone's on their phone taking pictures of their food was some black mirror shit
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@ComradeLuanne
drunk driving through a playground at 10:30 AM: "OH SO I GUESS I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ADHD"
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@Whatapityonyou
real women break the traditional Italian cooking rule of "no cheese with seafood"
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@transjewtalian
I remember there was a hot second in 2010 when israel sunk that flotilla and I thought we might see a turning point in terms of policy, unfortunately, it did not come to pass
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@LRonMexico
@prophethusband
I got kicked out of law school for selling speed in the campus library, i fist bump every black person i meet in a professional setting, i put a lime in a corona and post pictures of it on my instagram with the caption "livin the lyfe"
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@limitlessjest
@ByYourLogic
@tsamXXX
Walt trying to bang the woman at his school who was kinda nice to him
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@Hulian0036
@sean_bagel
well, also, Dino was going through a divorce that season, I don't know if he could've maintained that tone for another season
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@Yarlfrostfist
@davison_al
@Antifa_CEO_
@TheMobRules73
@JustAmericanDad
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@tmorello
nah, it means the literal nazis flying Nazi flags and calling for a white etnostate and publically identifying as nazis, its not 2010 anymore
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@TheUpfullMan
@jessehawken
I realized when I took film classes that Lucas and Spielberg were just film bros who really liked the orientalist movies of the 30s and wanted to do an homage, thus it just happened to age particularly poorly because nobody else was that kind of nerd
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best part of this is the first 3 seconds when portnoy is standing next to an actual child that's the same size as him
Barstool Pizza Review - Dragon Pizza (Somerville, MA) The Worst Pizza Place in America
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@wyietsayon
@lunaluthorgirl
@_alialkhatib
I'm an old ass man in comparison to these kids and I have nightmares about my brothers being killed in airstrikes, I can't imagine what kids are going through
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@collnsmith
I remember overhearing her on the phone with the garage trying to chisel them on brake repair because she was somehow convinced that braking without pads for months on end hadn't done damage to the system
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@HaxSnorbetti
@EZaketz
@ajmcwhinney
@aaronnarraph
i was kinda just goofing around, but I think the em dash is a bit more intuitive, whereas the semicolon is kinda pretentious
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@MuslimThomas
I didn't realize there were movie theaters that played dinesh D'Souza movies until I lived in Mississippi
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@RecounterThe
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@aniceburrito
so you think people should just cede ground to fascists whenever they do something?
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@collnsmith
coincidentally, the employee who drove the truck before me got fired and immediately stole the truck from lockup and left it on the queensboro bridge, which all should've been a red flag, but I was a drunk college student
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lol, people are trying to groom her for office
Hi Virginia - Cheese pizza is a family favorite though my dad now goes the vegan route. My children seem to thankfully & hilariously share all their thoughts aloud. No plans for a pizza business. And, since you replied, hope you too oppose child abuse/conversion therapy.
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@jakebrodes
me, after getting paid $25 to ghostwrite a buzzfeed quiz about frasier for the guy who's most-definitely fucking my girlfriend: i'm basically Jack kerouac
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just learned of Ivy Getty’s art. Unsurprisingly, it has the exact same vibe as some shitty Nancy Pelosi Sarcastic Clap Back Merch.
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@flintcraw
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@LadyBlueInCA
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@tjs271
it happens in texas a lot more than massachusetts
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Just going through the ole criagslist on a Thursday night
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not to be contrarian about the lord of war guy, but the reason he was in jail was selling weapons to FARC that he acknowledged could kill americans, but not a single arms manufacturer in the united states faces that level of liability for their products
WNBA star Brittney Griner has been released from Russian detention in a prisoner swap for convicted Russian arms dealer Viktor Bout.
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@ByYourLogic
my AP European history teacher used to give us a weekly current affairs quiz based on the economist, and Robert Mugabe was always the 10th answer, I'll miss that man
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@collnsmith
who the fuck needs to save for ten years for a road trip like that? sounds like somebody with a serious chemical dependency issue
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@JJSiegrist
@NifMuhammad
that’s the bionic bunny logo, so either Arthur is a subscriber to lootcrate or he’s a k-mart graphic tee guy
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@CpfcSavage
@LAinsidernow
@zcbel31
@LeaveHeardAlone
@getitgetitfast_
how is that a personal anecdote
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@willystaley
I went to a bar the other night and the zoomers were saying things like "well I'm gonna just get two seltzer instead of a mixed drink because I don't wanna have $2 left over"
turned out they just hadn't been tipping all night
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@stavvybaby
japanese railway workers using sticks to try to get the doors closed, but its only stav in the car
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@nimrodserling
I had a French roommate who reminded me so much of her, pale skin, black helmet hair, slightly air-heady but very sweet
Fabienne felt way more like a real person after I met her
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@ThaAnimalMother
one of my favorite parts about growing up in mass was the fact that there was a whole genre of guy who wore shorts literally every day
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popped up while watching a jinx video and got scared
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@MW_Unrest
@red_mercer
also, just the logic behind 'lets kill more vegetation and dump hundreds of thousands of gallons of herbacides into waterway'
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