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James Ponitz

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@hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine Weird thing to say to the creator of one of the most salient political commentaries in recent history
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@Senn_Spud Y'all'd've
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@poisonjr There are body shapes in Texas that I've not encountered anywhere else in the USA and it has to be nutrition
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@poisonjr Never telling anyone about my disgusting fetish for naked ladies
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@SkinnyTuna Too much purpose and zeal for life
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@BabyGronk5 @SBNation Someone save this child
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@_Jason_Dean_ Shaun's rent must be due
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@ArmandDoma This might be the only Harry Potter themed tweet I ever like
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@worsematt Worse, they're a Gaylor Swift theorist in 2024
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@souljagoytellem Not black mothers specifically
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@whybuddypregnan This is stolen valor 😡
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@GoodPoliticGuy Why is this a common take in the online left? Trump getting fellated at a McDonald's by friendly crowds isn't hurting Democrats in any way
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@thefurlinator We're never getting universal healthcare, man...
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@CollieYimby If you're getting fries and a drink at those prices, that's on you bud
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@MattZeitlin The Killers have extremely British energy though. Lyrics are pure nonsense
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@vanillaopinions 5'9"?? He should be castrated
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@vanillaopinions Having a normal one
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@cheer_wine I did not forgive him
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@googleymoogley And at the other end of the spectrum...
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@SahilOberoi1 @samthielman That 20% is simply part of the cost of going to a table service restaurant
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@SaladinoWRLD "Elaborate." is sending me
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@hecubian_devil Ma'am if liberals are the only vanguard against fascism in a country then that is an indictment of that nation's leftists, not the liberals.
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@peak_transit You can tell someone from Kentucky made that image because, lol
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@lukeisamazing You don't think wages have generally gone up for like fast food restaurants?
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@girlbosswoman What's the time period one needs to live somewhere before it isn't carpetbagging?
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@Joseph_O_Earp I'm going to hear "Iiiii'm going to kill myselllllf" in the "laaaa la la la la laaaa" part of "Crocodile Rock" forever now
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@aquaimperium8 We should disenfranchise people who don't wash their hands after they pee, though
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@sabatonfan69 She unhands my brute until I uurygg
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@HegelwCrmCheese Doing this is treating people with respect! Lying to them is disrespectful!
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@ArmandDoma Gonna cut them some slack maybe
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@n0capYT @DaBaBy12341 @DianteLeeFB So...there WERE interesting games early on?
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@ch1w33th3d0g Not when I worked there, I was just stingy out of spite
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@_bilaire @hausofdecline @LinkofSunshine Why would you think that? That tweet almost single-handedly ended the anti-electoralism movement among the Very Online Twitter Left
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@LBS_NY @sdamico You've ever heard of these things called "state governments," kid?
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@WarrenJWells Well, it's German-made...
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@micahinATL Are you sure you're not just depressed
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@ok_but_still Life begins at 40
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@GarlicCorgi God's capacity for forgiveness is unlimited
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@Purity_Troll @LittleMammith @benigma2017 Yes, while being complicit in preventing as much harm as possible. Which is, of course, the most moral choice.
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@bowwowgoodboy Better Chiang Kai-check yourself before you Chiang Kai-wreck yourself
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@opinonhaver But think of the frunk, man
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@whstancil That dude has a whole pack in there
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@fawfulfan Ah but how you considered other countries don't have agency of their own
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@BarryOnHere Brady has ZERO Super Bowl NVPs. Mahomes clears
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@opheliamoding Some poorly adjusted people are just using emojis
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@TylerIAm It does get better though
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@AaronBurrSir7 How would the knife missiles blow stuff up? They're not explosive missiles, they are knife missiles.
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@detachment_red If you're 12 years old please log off Twitter until you're a grown-up (25)
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@bobby I feel like returning shopping carts and whether a person washes their hands after they pee are the best determining factors for whether a person deserves the right to vote or not
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@amore_orless Inshallah he finds peace
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@opinonhaver I would actually really like a pamphlet or something that delineates the actual differences between the Stancil and Jones campaign planks
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@NiklasNorman1 He talks about how great it is *relative to the American economy in the past*...which also suffered from all those factors. What's baffling is why that's so difficult to understand for some people
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@ForestLemming That's...not beige
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@DivertedMinds @dave_m_ @whstancil I don't think that's true, sir
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@jay_da_tooth @JoePostingg Hellfires aren't pinpoint accurate so the blades give it a larger, more reliable kill zone
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@nikicaga PBR catching a big stray here
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The amount of ignorance in the other quote tweets is so disheartening. These people are so upset that someone they don't like is trying to explain how reality is working outside of their information bubble. Not much difference from right wingers who screech about fake news.
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Student loan cancellation? Pro-worker NLRB and generally a very pro-union posture? Ending the drone war and withdrawing from Afghanistan? Many progressive executive and judicial appointments? Freezing out Larry Summers? Prioritizing employment over inflation?
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@LibertyCappy "Libertarians don't be scared of books" challenge
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@vanillaopinions The what-if is going to haunt me forever, even if the likely outcome of a Gillum win was him flaming out of office
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@SwannMarcus89 Not sending their best
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@Ihartitz A good case that Tim Tebow should have been drafted higher than he was
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@roadsoda69420 0 beers? 😕
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An account named "lib crusher" making fun of a book about the benefits of increasing immigration, building more housing, and making it easier for people to raise children just because a centrist nerd wrote it. Things must be getting desperate in Very Online Leftist land.
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Nothing to say about Matt Yglesias but if you haven't checked out his book "One Billion Americans" from the library you should do so. Unintentionally one of the funniest things I've ever read
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@dan_sinykin Counterpoint:
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@LittleMammith Oh you're a lefty living in New York who is publicly withholding their vote?
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@BarryOnHere The true question is, "Is the NFL actually good at developing QBs?" and the answer is no
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@doulbedoink Used to get so fucking mad playing Smash Bros online during the day against all the Japanese kids
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@Esperacchino @trouble_man90 Why isn't the only party doing any real fighting against fascism in America worthy of your vote, comrade?
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