My rent has just been increased, according to correspondence, because the value of the property in which I live has increased. If I'm reading this correctly, I now have to give my landlord more money because he has more money.
I don't understand how this constant scrum of "photographers and activists" outside Cummings's London home didn't notice him and his family leaving for Durham with all their luggage.
What is your most dated go-to cultural reference? I am inspired by a friend who just invoked Duncan Goodhew. Mine is using Peter Bowles to describe a smooth gentleman.
I've said for ages that the Cummings affair was the watershed moment. Before that, people wanted to know what they needed to do. After that, they wanted to know what they could get away with.
Intensive care doctor at UCL Prof Hugh Montgomery tells
@TimesRadio
: "We can't blame the Government, we can't blame the Tier system. This is people behaving badly. I'm just very angry about this. If we were wearing masks, washing hands, this virus would not be as it is".
It’s been an honour to serve as Labour’s Shadow Justice Secretary since 2016.
I’ve just had a chat with Keir who let me know I won’t be in his new Shadow Cabinet team.
As I've done since joining the Party in the mid-1990s, I'll continue to give my all to get a Labour Gov't.
Apart from anything else, why didn’t Sunak get Paul Brand to come and interview him *in* Normandy? He’d have been able to make loads of references to the location and there’d be B-roll footage of him hobnobbing with Zelenskyy and Macron and Biden. It’s just insane.
Right, people from North America, who keep telling me my rent goes up because property taxes go up, 1) tenants pay "property taxes" in the UK, not landlords; and 2) you're not the first libertarian mouth-breather to make this mistake.
The Sun complaining about Yaxley-Lennon is like somebody feeding laxatives to dogs and then complaining about the mess they've made on the kitchen floor.
I am really conflicted about next year. On the one hand, Brexit is going to be a hellscape of mince. On the other hand, my literal favourite thing is being able to say "I told you so."
I don't know which Labour source dubbed Johnson a "honking pudding", but I do know that I want that person to write every Starmer speech until the election.
TFW you're being interviewed live on national telly and then you remember you've got to be in Slough in an hour for your shift on reception at Wernham Hogg.
Enjoying reading complaints from Corbynistas about Starmer being described as "forensic", as if their guy wouldn't have asked one angry question about PPE, had it batted away, and then wasted his second question on Chilean libraries.
Just read about somebody who "tragically passed away in a plane explosion". I think you can probably get away with saying "died" in those circumstances.
It still makes me laugh that the Government said, "No, don't be silly", when we voted to call that ship Boaty McBoatface, but they're all Will Of The People when it comes to Brexit.
A man opposite me on this train is reading my column in the paper. I am trying not to be recognised by coughing loudly and arranging my face into my byline picture.
Mate, you were replaced by Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary. It’s the easiest role in the Cabinet and Boris Johnson - BORIS JOHNSON - looked at you and thought Nadine Dorries would do a better job than you.