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Trying not to turn into my Dad who bumped into Fatima Whitbread in a lift once and said ‘Hello, Tessa’

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Danny’s not really an Alpha Male. But he does have an idea. How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’? Danny thinks it’s 26 And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet. ‘Alpha Male’ coming soon 🦋
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@fesshole Anyone else thinking of cat puns? Iam
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@BBCNews *forte
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@fesshole Don’t worry, I was carrying a black ostrich around every day when I was 12. I was just going through my emu stage
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RT @eddo75: Danny’s not really an Alpha Male. But he does have an idea. How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’? Danny thinks it’…
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#SouthportMadDog10k
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RT @JoshPughComic: Guy takes his dog on the train but it gets no attention
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Seeing as the daft little sprite is trending…
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RT @eddo75: Can’t believe Philip Schofield has quit This Morning. Who else are they going to get to faux laugh when Gino D’Acampo pretends…
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Top Cat taken off Iplayer because a policeman hits an animal but other violent cartoons remain? Fed up of these Dibble standards
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🎶 We all live in a Yorkshire B&B 🎶
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'We had to give up our Halifax bedroom for the Beatles'
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…and then I lost my job giving speeches at Slimming World
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If you weighed 100 kilos on Earth, you would only weigh 38 kilos on Mars. You're not fat - you're just on the wrong planet.
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#BookLaunch #AlphaMale #March9 #LoveWriting
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'If you like it then you put a slice of cheese on it' ~ All The Kraft Single Ladies
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Eric Bristow will be looking down proudly tonight 🥺
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Peter Wright 😭😭😭
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Whatever happened to simply putting someone’s rabbit in the oven
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Woman used fart selfies to harass partner's ex
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@fesshole Urine trouble now
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RT @eddo75: Must be Dutch with a name like that
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I’m sure Emmanuel Petit won the Royal Rumble in 1997
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*person finds ping pong ball
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'One-in-a-billion' round egg discovered in Devon
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