man i gotta get out of texas fr lmao

@asdkfjasdlfjd Siren song, avoid it's tantalizing allure

@wormhats There are two holy paths: soft and moisturized and hardened granola adult hooves. The wicked and unrighteous path is middling indifference leading to feet which are neither soft nor utilitarian

@angelinsects A secret pronoun which I will be unveiling today at the Big Town Festival

Harnessing tricknology for good

Behold, the ultimate lifeform

We peaked here, everything after this was a step backwards

Eating the unidentified, nefarious backyard mushroom

Chinese gameboy just died, now I have to pay attention to my nephew

Brother may I slither here?

RT @Gregy_Online: give me one single reason to cum

@roomisquiet Courtney Love appreciation space is now open

@aesopsyop neat!

The greatest speedrunner in the world is working a 9-5 at Goldmansachs and we will never get to know just how fast one can beat GTA5

@ThomasHound513 @jps_aririah @revenant_MMXX @PopBase They are, you're saying undocumented immigrants can't go to jail or pay taxes? Lol, let's just say you're right to avoid a brain frying exercise. Their children are without any doubt subject to the jurisdiction of the US

Fun fact: the human central nervous system cannot tell the difference between driving in Dallas and being threatened at knifepoint

Beet-americans at work convinced me to make borscht. They were right

@ibeonline I wonder all the time what they even followed me for

@ANice_driver Beer

RT @ANice_driver: Drug that makes you feel like the world's best uncle

@bostonog33 @Da_Muffin_Mayng @MelissaRNMBA @Timcast @FawnMacMT Start here to get a general idea of the concept. States import things in different quantities of different goods from different countries based on need. Mexico could easily look at what goods are relied on by each red state and slap tariffs on them