@Dr_AustinOmondi
โD students end up employing A studentsโ is cope. D students end up with a kiosk or kibandaski that's unable to scale like Naivas, Java or Bata because they lack the education needed to manage 100+ outlets. No such thing as a simple rich business except for tenderpreneurs.
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@Just__Irene
So sad. Home should be a safe haven for your kids. A place where they're showered with unconditional love in this harsh world. The greatest joy as a dad of 3 is seeing my kids happy.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@MuchiriGichuri
George Soros funds the Open Society Foundations, not the Ford Foundation. The latter is funded by the descendants of Henry Ford, founder of the Ford Motor Company. Educate yourself then you won't be so desperate for 529/-. Tuesday is Tuesday.
#RutoMustGo
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
I've never seen this in Kiambu my shags. I'm 48. You guys are backward AF na kazi yenu ni kuhate on Kikuyus. We're geographically lucky thanks to our wise ancestors.
Quit this silly PR and clean up the city, punish rogue property developers, open Uhuru and Central parks, ban hawking on footpaths and road reserves, recover grabbed Highridge NCC Clinic and TTC land, etc.
@JerotichSeii
@PhionahNyambura
Mimi natamaa those long twisted slides that end up in a swimming pool. I also want a toy plane or helicopter that can actually fly. I'm 48 with 3 boys and a wife. ๐คฃ
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@ankahira
โD students end up employing A studentsโ is cope. D students end up with a kiosk or kibandaski that's unable to scale like Naivas, Java, or Bata because they lack the education needed to manage 100+ outlets. No such thing as a simple rich business except for tenderpreneurs.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@muriminjirujnr
The other day at Arboretum a nduthi hit my bumper. Nikamuuliza kama ni serious. He said no. I said sawa. Minor scratches that shall be fixed the day I wonna sell my car. We men value our time.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@_griftine
Nairobians actually think that they're better than rural folk. It's pathetic. Been married to a rural chic for 16 years. Best employees too. That Marsabit worker won't suddenly quit on you.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@jumaf3
@KWamatangi
@Tatu_City
A shule wanting to expand bought 2 acres from their neighbour. The Kiambu lands office guys asked for an acre. Project was shelved. ๐ญ๐คฃ
The same shule is being harassed for having a flat roof yet the county is full of shules and other buildings with flat roofs.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@Shadaya_Knight
Say you have an island with 100 men and 100 women. All are virgins. If each man decides to sleep with each woman and she agrees, each man will end up sleeping with 100 women while each woman will end up sleeping with 100 men. Then each man will demand a virgin. ๐คฃ
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@xysist
Mum's shags is 25km from Westlands while mzee's shags is 45km away. Plenty of rainfall and excellent roads. Kiambu Kikuyus are the luckiest bastards in the world.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@heartwarmedd
@InsaneRealitys
My cousin here in Kenya was once carried on horseback by the
@RCMP
when he was a little boy visiting his professor dad in Canada. My cousin is now 43 and still excited.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@Sabina2954
@kibeandy
My mum was a nurse. Married 50 years to my dad. My wife is a nurse. Married 14 years to me. Kibe ni those jamaas who don't date women. Ni kama kuogopa road trip coz of accidents.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@SymplyJas
My grandpas here in Kenya were monogamous. So is my dad. My great-grandpas were polygamous. Back in the day it made sense because you needed many sons for protection, raising livestock, metalwork, and woodwork. You needed many wives and daughters to till the land, cook, babysit.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@apocalypseos
So sad. Condolences to their families. Africa had a GDP of $8.2 trillion in 2021. An avocado ๐ฅ costs 3.9 US cents in rural Kenya. A 480km (300 mile) train ride in Kenya costs $7.86. Kids pay 1/2. Trip takes 6 hours. ๐๐ฝ
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@mkainerugaba
There's nothing foreigners do in our country that we can't do for ourselves. We're highly skilled, educated, and experienced. We Kenyans are ready to step in if you need us.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@jumaf3
The Walmart kids inherited $43.9 billion a year in revenues from their father Sam Walton in 1992. They've grown it to $638.8 billion a year by destroying kids who were forced to start from scratch.
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@mbiti_mwondi
Kizungu mingi women are horribly westernized yet the west has a horrific divorce rate.
I live with my wife of 15 years and my 3 boys. I don't know the birthdays of 2nd and 3rd born. I work from home. ๐คฃ
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@kebubu
Women are still wired to want a man to provide and protect just like our ancestors living in the wilderness. Our male ancestors had to be able to hunt and fight wild animals and hostile men.
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@MihrThakar
You have a mortgage and your housewife is a rich man's daughter. She lords over 3 domestic workers and doesn't lift a finger because of her nails. ๐คฃ
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Joe Kamau ๐ฐ๐ช๐ต๐ธ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ท
@stats_feed
My sister was a doctor in Melbourne, Australia. She moved back to Kenya because doctors her age here lived way better than doctors in Melbourne. If you're a brokie then emigrate to a rich country. If you're not, then don't.
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@CInvestUK
@WokeArchive
@EndWokeness
We've never enforced the ancient anti-gay laws even once but whenever you insist that we repeal them we get very offended and double down. Not your country.