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Not RESPONSIBLE for how you understand my Tweets & The Version of me you've created in your mind is not my RESPONSIBILITY. My Opinions should NOT stress you

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@maliks_88
maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Bro πŸ˜‚.Watching Kairo’s street videos and maaan, that nigga is a Taliban,Cera was trying to change a Mau Mau Into a Coolkid, noooo,haingeweza…that guy should get a millie odhiambo like babe.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
8 months
GUYS. another hack . UKISHIKWA NA PLAIN CLOTHES COPS, JUST SHOUT . mwizi mwizi mwizi. and wait. thank me later.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Oguda scheduled them tweets like Jacob Juma, cops wako nayeye interrogation room his phones confesticates by wanaona Tweets zinaji post wanaulizana whats happening?. They will not believe.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
No politician is using sirens on the roads, the flags are not there, they are not overlapping, no chase cars, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ no one wants to be noticed. the roads are peaceful. tuendelee ama tusiendelee. they are not believing it.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
naskia KDF barracks wanapiga sherehe. kwani how bad was it.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
8 months
ni kama kuna jamaa in blue and yellow ameiba Farasi ya polisi cbd, the police are running after him. 🀣🀣🀣🀣.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
8 months
Kesho mkiona wasomali and bubuis in Church , please understand us, we are joining the heckling and chasing of the politicians. mutuelewe please.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Imagine goon anashikwa anapigwa vita hadi ana shout "Wooi Sakaja umetudanganya, ni Sakaja ametutuma" was a nasty way to get information πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Angechapwa more angesema Wali meet wapi.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Morara Kebaso ako na simu mbili, moja ameacha Rongai na ingine iko Thika road, gari anaitisha offline cab anaenda tao anapanda mat, .DCI wana track Simu wanaona ina Ping Rongai na thika Road . Kumbe Morara ako Mololine Shuttle ndio anaingia Eldoret na DCi wanamtafuta Ngara. 😭😭.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Nyamira residents wamesema β€œif you are hired, just eat that 500 bob and join us cos if we find you cos we know you, we’ll kill you and take you to the person who hired you na tunajua mlikutana wapi” . As of 9am, hired goons were singing names of the leaders who sent them . πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
8 months
Leo imbeni National anthem, remember cops dont move when the National Anthem is being sung cos of Respect…. Occupy everywhere.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
8 months
Hata Abel mutua mwenye hujifanya kuongelea revolution stories has not been heard from. Mkurumshenzi.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
6 months
The Police are being sent to guard all projects launched by Presdent Luto πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ just to avoid Morara Kebaso from coming there and record the progress. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ . Wow just wow.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Isaack Mwaura ameingia space Osama amesema "any Tanzanian in the space" Jamaa aka exit cos ame realize yeye ni gold huko . πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
4 months
Morara akienda North Eastern, that will be the end of his tour of the country. Huko he will find nothing to even record or show, he alight from the car and start crying for his country.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Cops were sent to Kabonyo to search all cars if Morara is in any,as they was doing so,wanaona jamaa ako live reporting from Malava launched Water Project. The Traffic jam they created was crazy and the subarus left in a hurry, Kufika Malava,Morara ako Gilgil live. Sema kimeuma.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Kisumu ninjas didnt notify anyone or get any notice to protest,just woke up,went for a filled paperwork at the station,took the OCS in civilian with them & marched peacefull na wakarudisha OCS station & kila mtu akaenda kwake & told the OCSβ€œtunasija Thursday”& mans said β€œOk guys”.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Morara jana amesema Ruto akipata zaidi ya Kura Moja 2027 atatuambia alitoa wapi hio vote πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Morara Kebaso….thats the name.πŸ’‰πŸ’‰.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Morara amegongwa na bail ya 50K na ameambiwa arudi in 3 days…thats october 4th. That is friday….So Friday town ijae.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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7/10 of the cabs you request are now driven by cops and ukikaa the first question is "unaona vile vijana wamesimama, wako na leader mzuri sana" and they wait you useme ni nani πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. To the airport & my answer was "Watu wanadhani iko mtu hawajui ni ichungwa" . Tumekimya hadi JKIA.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
Kama uko na Beef na Jalan'go kujeni 213 sahii amelewa haoni mbele. .
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Bythway Kengen sells power so cheap to KPLC but i dont know what and why KPLC hikes the prices. This is another office that needs to be occupied for answers.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Juliani ameingia stage wasee wakashout "Alfred mutua tokea sahii" πŸ˜‚.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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the damages to parliamnet was around 16 million, they said damages amount to 94 million Ksh. Amaco was the insurer of the parliament. MNAJUA NACHEKA NINI.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Naona live ingine Nyahururu Tiktok wafuasi wamevaa T-shirts zimeandikwa Jacob Juma Tweets and numbers are growing.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Ntv sent a journalist to Shamakhokho to determine if indeed the Kware Murders Jumaisi hails from there as DCI put it out. Guess what ,The cow has refused, They have said there has never been such a person and DCI waache jokes na maisha ya Watu . Wali arrest a simcard seller.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
7 months
The number of Police Lorries heading to JKIA as early as now is crazy. yaani wameenda kujipanga sahii.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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lies lies, i know this lady,she sells wholesale phones and elecronics in Luthuli areas πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
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Kenyans.co.ke
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Immigration PS Julius Bitok meets Ms Kyung Sang Yoo, who was among the first visa-free travellers to Kenya
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ 6 guys who demonstrated here are prison wardens who were disguissed as students.
@Kenyans
Kenyans.co.ke
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Kenyans in Kwale show President Ruto how they earn through digital jobs
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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if you are going to vie for any seat through INJECT and you win, there will be no police escorts for you cos you cant be protected from the people who voted for you.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
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Sakaja has said he will have 1 permit for all permits needed for business. Debate iishe. that bags the Seat.
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maliks πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡΄ 14/09/15/21
5 months
No he didnt pay any courtesy, you asked the PR team to look for him and sent mr Mike and Sharon to bring him in as he was getting much attention than the govt and you wanted to align yourself with him, Simmer down mr Jaundiced gecko.
@SpokespersonGoK
Spokesperson GoK
5 months
This afternoon, Bradley Marongo, popularly known as Gen Z Goliath or simply 'Bradley Mtall', paid a courtesy visit to the office of Government Spokesperson, Dr. Isaac Mwaura. During the visit, it came to light that Bradley hadn't acquired any essential government documents, .
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