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20-40g of my collagen a day has been such a gamechanger for my health. The reviews continue to blow me away too. Check it out here.
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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, doing nothing, and staring at nature is incredible.
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dad is locked in
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I draw the line right here. Thanks for asking PETA
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RFK showing up to the FDA headquarters
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Vegans combining 30 carcinogens to make an "egg" just so they don't have to upset one chicken
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New hero
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Gatorade was originally in a glass bottle and only had 5 ingredients: water, sugar, salt, potassium, and lemon juice. This is the perfect hydrating beverage. Now it's full of microplastics, high fructose corn syrup and toxic colors
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@AlpacaAurelius
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WTF happened since 2000 that caused average testosterone to fall almost 30%
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Holy crap…. Joel Salatin, an expert on regenerative agriculture has been contacted and accepted a position in the USDA. We’re really doing it people. Cows are making a huge comeback
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Before the 1970s, everyone was hot & healthy. People ate more, smoked more, exercised less and they effortlessly kept off weight. It was WAY easier to be healthy. But since then, obesity is up almost 5 TIMES. Something is poisoning us and nobody knows what it is.
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I draw the line here, thanks for asking PETA
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Kerrygold. why would you do this to us?. I used to love you
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Everyone was hot and healthy before the 1970s. WTF happened?
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RFK is speaking out publicly against seed oils for being govt subsidized garbage. We’ve officially won
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Watching porn destroys your prefrontal cortex, the part of your brain responsible for willpower, development, rationality. being an adult. Porn turns you into a man child.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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written 1000 years ago
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kinda trippy how Adam and Eve ate the apple, the forbidden fruit, before the fall of mankind. and now everyone is carrying around a device with them with a bitten apple on the back.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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is it just me or is everybody cool quitting alcohol?.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Beef tallow completely prevents alcoholic liver damage in rats. In studies, no matter how much alcohol they fed rats they couldn't cause liver damage so long as they kept feeding them tallow. Eat lots of saturated fat when you drink
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This is legal but milk from a cow is unsafe. Lol
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Wow. Women are waking up to what a scam the last wave of feminism was…and it’s happening fast
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Fertility is disappearing. According to Dr. Shanna Swan, humans now meet the criteria for an endangered species. 1 in 4 couples cannot conceive naturally and that number is skyrocketing. Sperm counts are down 60%. Here's what is happening:.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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The real flex is saving your wife from working a 9-5 job and funding her to run a small creative business that loses $10k / month.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Chronic disease rates:. 1930: 7.5% of people.2000: 45% of people.2020: 65% of people. Something is poisoning everybody and nobody is talking about it.
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I cannot believe @joerogan would try dihydrogen monoxide
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@AlpacaAurelius
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RIP red 40 and yellow 5.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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huge fan of all the strange european quirks. refusing to use AC, room temp water, unrefrigerated eggs, walking everywhere, extremely long lunches for no reason, kissing on the cheek, taking all of August off work, not cooking with seed oils. what did I miss?
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20% of fish are now transgender. Wtf is going on
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Ladies, stop wearing tight polyester sports bras and leggings. When you sweat, they release toxic PFAS and BPA into your skin.
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Why is nobody talking about how just 125 - 300mg of magnesium per meal reversed depression in just 7 DAYS?. Magnesium deficiency causes neuronal damage that can manifest as depression and over 50% of people are deficient. Magnesium is incredibly cheap and has little to no side
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@AlpacaAurelius
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This guy is my hero
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@AlpacaAurelius
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Your gut cells completely replace themselves every 4 days. Meaning you don't have permanent gut issues. you just keep poisoning yourself.
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This is the #1 recommended baby formula. WTF. 42% corn syrup, 15% soy, 11% safflower oil. A baby's diet sets the tone for its entire life. this is absolutely criminal
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75% of adults in the US are overweight.41% of adults in Italy are overweight. Italians are eating pizza, pasta, butter and drinking lots of wine -- yet they have almost half the overweight population as the USA. How do you explain this??.
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Agree / disagree?
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@AlpacaAurelius
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The more i learn about alcohol the more i want to quit. Alcohol poisons your brain, and that is why you feel drunk. It shrinks neurons, destroys your gut barrier, and leads to loads of inflammation. It depletes NAD levels, critical for longevity and ruins your sleep. A thread:
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RFK is no joke. he's not just all talk. He's made some serious waves and this is why I trust him:. 1) he's jacked.2) he sued companies like General electric to prevent them from dumping toxic PCBs into the Hudson river.3) he's won $100s of millions for plaintiffs suing Monsanto
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few get this
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Hong kong has the highest red meat consumption in the world at 1.5 lbs per person per day AND the longest average lifespan at 85 years. Don't buy the plant based BS. Red meat is a superfood.
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@AlpacaAurelius
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lucky charms is poison. it has trisodium phosphate in it. trisodium phosphate is sold at Home Depot as an all purpose cleaner and paint remover. why the f**k is every big food company poisoning us?
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BREAKING: Scientists discover a technology that turns plants into delicious meat without any factories, synthetic chemicals or seed oils.
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Soooooo we got sunlight for millions of years and we were totally fine, sunscreen was invented in the 1930s and then all of a sudden melanoma started skyrocketing in the 1950s, but it's the suns fault? Logic 101 people.
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Your life will become 100x better when you let people think you're insane.
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RFK is way too insane to be in charge of the HHS. He believes in things like adequate safety testing and not feeding kids cancer for breakfast. Beware.
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This is a 100000x bigger flex than casual sex with 100s of women.
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Family first ♥️
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When you are peer pressured into doing drugs to sit at the cool kids table
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When the cashier tries to hand me a receipt
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This country was basically built by 20 year olds. Insane how far we’ve fallen
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Turns out the amish came out to vote in record numbers in response to the crackdown on them selling raw milk 😂😂. Don't f with milk
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Hong kong has the highest red meat consumption in the world at 1.5 lbs per person per day AND the longest average lifespan at 85 years. Red meat is a superfood.
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Grandparents were right. Sitting in a chair, staring at nature and doing absolutely nothing is incredible.
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This is such an insane chart. In 1990, zero states had obesity rates over 20%.Now, no states have obesity rates less than 20%. WTF happened
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You ready for European summer?
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The year is 2035. RFK has completely overhauled the FDA, CDC and EPA. You can go to restaurants again, as they no longer use teflon pans or seed oils. Tap water no longer has fluoride or pesticides that changes frog's gender. Lights are all incandescent, so your circadian rhythm
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This study of 181 countries found that increasing salt to up to 5g a day led to the LONGEST lifespan. Salt is critical to lowering cortisol, adrenaline, boosting hydration and metabolism. Once again, mainstream medicine is wrong about salt
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Was looking at the ketchup they gave me in spain and noticed it's in a glass bottle, has no corn syrup and real tomatoes. Unlike the heinz in the USA which is in plastic, using tomato concentrate and high fructose corn syrup. why is everything in the USA garbage?
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The human body is incredible. Breast milk is higher in cortisol in the AM to wake the baby up and higher in melatonin in the PM to put the baby to sleep. Formula could never possibly replace this intelligence
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These stats are absolutely insane:. - 74% of adults are overweight.- 50% of children are overweight.- 50% of adults have diabetes or pre diabetes.- 30% of teens have diabetes and pre diabetes.- 40% of 18 and under have a mental health diagnosis.- young adult cancers are up 70%.-
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This study on ginger is absolutely insane. Basically protects against every negative of aging and modern society:. - lowers inflammation.- lowers lipid peroxidation and prostaglandins (from seed oils).- protects against heavy metals.- protects against DNA damage & cancer.-
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Holy sh*t. Colon cancer is up 500% amongst children 10 to 14 and 333% amongst teens. Modern society is destroying our guts
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A little strange, no?
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8 hours sleep.8 hours work.30 minutes reading.1 hour exercising.30 minutes meditating.30 minutes cooking. That still leaves 5.5 hours in the day. You have plenty of time, you just waste it all.
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Putting green tea on your skin then using a red light (or going in the sun) is one of the most anti aging skin hacks. In just a few months, it was able to rejuvenate the skin and reduce wrinkles in these patients.
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The head of the HHS is frying a turkey in beef tallow on X. America is so back
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pretty wild how 90% of the foods in grocery stores didn't exist 100 years ago. and neither did 90% of diseases.
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Foods most frequently mentioned in the Bible:. - figs.- olive oil.- honey.- bread.- meat .- milk.- wine.- fish. Rarely mentioned: vegetables. I eat biblically.
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It's a really bad time to be seed oils, glyphosate, atrazine, red 40, yellow 5, fruit loops and fluoride
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The dating market today is absolutely ruining average guys and it’s going to lead to some major problems soon. Here’s a story: gorgeous girl from Kansas launches an instagram account, gains a following, gets flown to st barths for a guy and marries him. 50 years ago she would.
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PSA: the average 22 year old today has the same testosterone a 67 year old had in 2000. Testosterone is the MOST important hormone for male health. This should be the biggest public health crisis. Here's how to increase yours:.
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sunscreen is a scam.birth control is a scam.fake meat is a scam.porn is a scam.casual sex is a scam.green juices are scams.kale is a scam.9-5 job is a scam.college is a scam.feminism is a scam.veganism is a scam.news is a scam. the modern world is one massive scam.
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Pretty wild. Caloric intake hasn't increased since 1999, but obesity has increased 30%. Something is poisoning our metabolism
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we've been eating carbs, fats, red meat and sugar for 100s - millions of years. but it's only in the last 50 years that chronic disease has skyrocketed from < 20% of people to over 60%. Something is poisoning us and it's not those things.
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"The vegan diet is the key to health & longevity. There is no evidence that avoiding meat and eating seed oils is bad for you", four nutritionists from Norway, aged 26-28
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Seen all the way in Thailand. We are winning.
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Vaping is destroying a generation of men. studies show that it lowers testosterone up to 50%, causes lots of oxidative stress to testicles, reduces sperm count and fertility labels. Put the binky down.
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Everybody I know seems to be quitting alcohol. Society is doing a complete 180 right now and turning towards health.
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Crazy sh*t is happening to our health. 2 year olds are getting diagnosed with cancers that only 80 year olds used to have. People in their 20s are having strokes, in their 30s getting alzheimers. we are being poisoned.
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Everyone was effortlessly hot and healthy until 1980. Then something massive changed.
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Turns out all the conspiracy theorists were right
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This is what health authorities should look like
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Psychiatrists watching their client start to change their diet, take magnesium, creatine & taurine, go to the gym, get more sunlight, sleep 8 hours, find a higher purpose in life instead of refilling their antidepressant prescription.
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Lakewood organic >>>>>>>>. More than 20 flavors, high quality, organic, all glass and in almost every grocery store
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Trump now talking about pesticides. It’s happening people
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being attractive is a choice
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You know if you're overweight, you can just eat a bunch of steak and fruit and you'll lose it all right?.
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