Muchiri Gichuri
@MuchiriGichuri
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Creator of things | Ex-political commentator | Patron @mgfkenya | Goats farmer🐐| Ex-sniper | #SiriNiMuchiri | Cryptic |
Laikipia County
Joined November 2013
IT SHALL COME TO PASS. 1. On 25th August 1975, just 2 days before the Great Ethiopian Emperor Haile Sellasie met his death, he said and I quote; " About 50 years from now, there shall arise a powerful leader in Africa, and he will unite both his people and the Continent and
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Dear #RoadToStateHouse proponents:. The M240 MACHINE GUN is a very dangerous weapon designed in Israel, approved by Russians, made in the USA, and is now fully adopted by our KDF. It is capable of sustaining fire for a record 10 minutes, firing 40 rounds per second. CHOOSE PEACE
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High Court has ordered auctioning of all properties belonging to Raphael Tuju in Nairobi over Ksh 1.6B loan default.
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Just arrived at Northlands City and let me tell you Maina, I never knew there were people who have been living in heaven all this while!
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@mkainerugaba It would take these 5 KDF soldiers less than 3 days to capture the whole of Uganda
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Moving forward, the Anti-Riot Police Unit will be using extremely high pressure water, mixed with a special, PINK, Russian-made chemical that will stick on protestors skin for 3-7 days. This will make it easier for them to identify and arrest all protesters later.
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Mombasa Governor Ali Hassan Joho has officially ditched Raila's ODM Party and joined the ruling UDA Party.
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@mkainerugaba SOME FACTS ABOUT THE "SHORT" KDF OFFICER!. 1. He has been trained for 19 years (9 in Israel & 10 in Russia).2. He has the ability to smell explosives & Ebola 300 KM away.3. He has an implanted bullet proof chest, 30mm away from his neck (continued).
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Initial investigations into what may have caused the fire at Northlands Farm in Ruiru indicate that the fire was caused by a lightning strike on a pine tree in the middle of the farm.
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Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka has this evening left the Country for a private trip to Sydney, Australia and Washington DC. Kalonzo's trip will last for 5 days and he is expected to hold talks with the Kenyan Ambassador in Washington.
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FRESH DETAILS from 3 of Pastor Ezekiel's Bank accounts have emerged, revealing that he sent a total of 156 million to Raila Odinga between 6th October 2021 and 18th July 2022 (campaign period). Police are investigating claims that the millions were proceeds of ORGAN HARVESTING.
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Azimio Queen of Propaganda Pauline Njoroge will from this afternoon be cooling her heals at different Police Stations in Nairobi while helping the DCI in their ongoing investigation into dubious Mpesa & Bank transactions between her, Maina Njenga, Raila, Kioni and a former VVIP.
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NEWS JUST IN. New York based TIME Magazine (@TIME) has just listed Kenya's President Dr. @WilliamsRuto among the 50 most influential persons in the WORLD, describing him as "the Architect of Kenyan Democracy!"
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Hello @KeEquityBank, @Coopbankenya and @KCBGroup, kindly send your officials at the Specialised Freight Area (Cargo Section) of JKIA to witness what the God of @MikeSonko has done after you declined my loan application to start a goat farm. Thank you.
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EXCLUSIVE:. Verified reports reaching me from highly reliable sources indicate that Azimio Leader Raila Odinga complained of severe chest pains before fainting immediately after addressing residents of Pipeline Estate. The Azimio team has therefore been forced to retreat in⤵️
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The Anti-Terror Police Unit has been dispatched to different areas in the country. The Russian-trained unit, which is more dangerous than GSU, KDF and Kenya Police combined, is expected to deal ruthlessly with all economic terrorists from tomorrow while maintaining law & order.
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We are currently verifying reports that Cult Leaders "Pastor" Paul Mackenzie and Raila Odinga are blood cousins.
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Rigathi Gachagua MUST be stopped (from inciting Kikuyus working in CBD)
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A special operation to arrest and detain former PM Raila Odinga has just been launched. The operation is dubbed "Operation X" and is expected to have been complete and successful by 1PM, Wednesday the 19th of July 2023.
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It is very sad that the FAILED COUP PLOTTERS have now devised a new strategy of "buying" dead unclaimed bodies from rogue morgues, dumping them in rivers, and inviting the media, to achieve their evil motives. Soon, Kenyans will know the truth behind all that's happening now.
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"Your Excellency ulisema mambo ni matatu, lakini ingekua mimi ningewapea just 1 option- ile ya tatu."
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Happy Birthday to Mama Gladys Wanjiru Kipchumba, wife of Roads and Transport CS @kipmurkomen. May the Lord crown your new year with His goodness, and cause your paths to continually drip with abundance. Today vs 2003
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PROJECT: GOAT PEN for our recently imported goats almost done. Tomorrow, we shall be working on the finishings. Location: Mugi Farm, Ngobit, Laikipia County. Size:30m by 10m.Capacity: 300 goats.══════════
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Royal Media Services Chairman S.K Macharia at Statehouse, Nairobi this evening.
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This is arguably the most beautiful picture you will see on the internet today.
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1. Mavoko MP Hon. Patrick Makau has just been arrested by DCI at his home in Kitengela. Reports indicate that Makau hired over 700 young men from Mlolongo and Kitengela and instructed them to destroy Kikuyu-owned businesses in Kitengela, the Expressway among other properties.
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HAPPENING NOW:. Former President Uhuru Kenyatta us currently at DCI Headquarters to report his 3 phones that were snatched by Jubilee goons at Ngong Racecourse on Monday. The Iphone 14 Pro Max, Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra and an Iridium 9575 Extreme Satellite are valued at Ksh 649K
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The streets of Nairobi CBD looking so beautiful and very busy this morning with Kenyans going on with their businesses like yesterday. For a moment, I thought I was in Paris.
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IEBC "ETHICAL HACKERS"- MY OPEN LETTER TO RT. HON. RAILA ODINGA. (A thread). Your Excellency Sir,. As the Chairperson of all Internationally Recognized & Accredited Cyber-Security Experts (IRACE), I am this evening writing to you in regards to the recent claims you made.
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Shocking details have just emerged revealing that the vehicle being used by Morara Kebaso (a Landcruiser Prado, KCX 108G) is registered on the NTSA website under Wamunyoro Investment LTD, a company owned by Kenya's Deputy President @rigathi Gachagua. More exclusive details to
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UHURU'S KEDONG FARM UNDER SIEGE. Narok Senator Ledama Ole Kina has sent goons to invade former President Uhuru Kenyatta's Kedong farm in Narok County!
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St Andrews Turi has sent us (Parents), this message:. School opening day polite notice. (i) All parents are advised to park their choppers on the Eastern Side of the field, coordinates will be sent on the eve of the opening day.
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Kimani Ichung'wa has today ended George Natembea's political career– singlehandedly. (Video in the comments)
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Kumbe retired President Uhuru Kenyatta was once a truthful man? Man stole a total of Ksh. 3 trillion using his banks & companies- with full blessings of his handshake brother, then had the guts to say that no President has ever stolen that much. Weuh!
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1/2.Deputy PRESIDENT H.E @rigathi Gachagua has this evening left the country aboard the Kenyan presidential jet for a week-long official visit to Cuba, where he will address the G77 Summit on behalf of H.E President William Ruto.
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To the goons currently outside @DCI_Kenya Headquarters singing Mungiki Songs, please be informed that your leader isn't coming out any time soon.
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It is now emerging that President Uhuru Kenyatta approved most of the LOANS (5.17T), when he was DRUNK.
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This photo of President Ruto holding his own umbrella is just a metaphor for his commitments to selfless leadership, his humility, attention to details & more importantly, respect for others. Those of US who know him well can tell you he does these things with effortless ease.
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President William Ruto is headed to Comoros later this week and 80% of all billboards in the country are like this. When we say that he should have been declared President of United Nations of Africa (UNA) already, we mean exactly that.
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A group of 117 MPs from Rift Valley and Mt. Kenya Regions have this afternoon met and unanimously endorsed Kiharu MP Hon. @NdindiNyoro as Kenya's 2nd in Command post 2027, describing him as "approachable, decent & heaven-sent man" whose sole aim is to take Kenya to the next level
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Good evening, @bonifacemwangi. I have a simple message to you;. YOU MAY RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE. #KenyaNiYetu.#TumekataaMapinduzi
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MATIANG'I DENOUCES AZIMIO'S MAANDAMANO, WELCOMES RUTO TO GUSIILAND (a thread). 13th March 2023.~ Muchiri Gichuri. A group of Kisii elders, politicians and business men among them CS Ezekiel Machogu and former CS Fred Matiang'i has denounced the protests by Azimio and vowed to
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I'm receiving credible information from a manager of one of the car yards along Kiambu Road that @Honeyfarsafi has just gotten herself a brand new ride. The manager believes that this car was bought with donations from Kenyans, initially meant for the victims of her sponsored
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We are currently veryfing information that 23 Russian mercenaries have been spotted somewhere in Nairobi.
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Sign of good times ahead in Kenya as cow gives birth to triplets at President William Ruto's Yegen Farm, a day after his visit.
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Raila's convoy attacked with stones in Migori. Opposition Leader Raila Odinga was today forced to abandon his vehicle after angry youth pelted his convoy with stones, badly damaging the window panes. Raila was on his way to his Bondo home when the unfortunate incident happened.
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Ignore the rumours that streets in Nairobi City are empty. This is a live image from Luthuli Avenue- the heart of Kenya's capital city.
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ICC TO RAILA ODINGA: "WE ARE WATCHING YOU!". 15/03/2023. Statement on the March 20 Azimio Protests.The Hague, Netherlands. (Thread). The International Criminal Court (ICC) has discovered a clandestine plot by Kenya's opposition leaders to actualize a heated polity through a.
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Meet Adamson Bungei, the man who is causing Azimio camp sleepless nights. In the past one month alone, Bungei has received requests from 4 different Israeli Security Firms to train their security robots which he declined saying his sole duty is to deal with Raila, once & for all
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On Monday 20th March between 1PM and 3PM, the Father of Chaos Raila Odinga will be arrested by a group of unknown individuals. He however has 2 days left to call off the protests, or alternatively take a screenshot of this tweet to the nearest bank in exchange for some good cash.
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Any Kenyan broadcasting that scary video of Al-shabaab killing innocent LAPSET corridor workers in Lamu is playing directly into their narrative of propaganda strategy to instill fear and intimidation. Kenyans/reporters must show more maturity with sensitive .
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Former PM @RailaOdinga has this evening been crowned as a special Osun-Osogbo elder at an invite-only ceremony held at a "sacred grove" along the banks of Osun River, Osogbo City, Nigeria.
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Pauline Njoroge: AN UPDATE . A statement recorded at Watamu Police Station further reveals that Pauline Njoroge, her friend Jane Mwangi Nduta & their driver Emanze Jirani were found in possession of "hard narcotic drugs, psychotropic substances among other items.". 20 yrs in jail
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TIME Magazine has just listed President William Ruto as one of the HEROES OF THE PEOPLE in their July edition. The magazine has a reach of over 1.3 billion readers across the world.
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Geoffrey Omondi from Bondo in Siaya County has also pulled a #PresidentRutoChallenge. Omondi says that time for protests while wearing sufurias on the head is long gone and that now is time to support the government in building the nation.
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3. I, therefore, by the powers vested on me by the Constitution of the Republic of Twitter, and by majority decision, do hereby declare, H.E Dr. William Samoei Ruto, President of the African Continent.
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FORMER Ndaragwa MP Jeremiah Kioni has this evening revealed that Azimio MPs will next week table a motion in Parliament seeking to introduce a "Label of Origin" of all eggs sold in streets, shops and supermarkets in order to avoid eggs from President William Ruto's strongholds.
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Kenyans have officially began a #MaizeFarmChallenge after photos of President Ruto at his maize farm earlier today were revealed
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BREAKING:. MDD Rebel Group Leader Raila Odinga had a difficult moment addressing his supporters at Kamukunji Grounds this afternoon after hundrends of ODM goons stormed the podium shouting "Tumechoka Na Maandamano!" The meeting ended prematurely as Raila was whisked to safety.
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Stand up, Kenyans! . Anarchy is not an option for our country. Beware of those who seek to bring destruction and political chaos. They cannot build what they aim to destroy. Together, we can keep our nation from burning to the ground. #KenyaNiYetu.#TumekataaMapinduzi
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H.E @rigathi Gachagua is a living proof that, indeed, there is a powerful God in the Heavens above us.
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Our beloved former President Uhuru Kenyatta should learn a lesson or two from the arrest and subsequent arraignment in court of former US President Donald Trump.
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MIKE SONKO: Kenyan dollar-billionaire with a generous heart— what you need to know. 19th May 2023. With a reputed net worth of more than Ksh136 billion, @MikeSonko enjoys a lavish lifestyle, but is believed to have given approximately Ksh30 billion to social causes in .
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Dear @bonifacemwangi and other #EconomicTerrorists, we are coming for you. WE ARE VERY MANY.
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his tenures will be very successful.". 2. Today in Johannesburg, South Africa, 48 years later, 50 African Heads of States have unanimously agreed that Kenya's President, H.E William Ruto is best suited among them to lead in what they've termed as "Africa's Journey of Unity.".
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This photo of cûcû making her way to DP @rigathi Gachagua's vehicle earlier today is most likely the best photo you will see on the internet today. According to her, this was a once in a lifetime opportunity to share with the 2nd in command, a piece of her well-roasted maize.
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DID YOU KNOW that the Russian DXL-5 multi-caliber Sniper Rifle is capable of hitting multiple targets up to 7KMs away? I thought you should know.
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In just less than 30 minutes before the lapse of our deadline for our @DCI_Kenya, @IG_NPS, @InteriorKE, @kdfinfo, @NPSOfficial_KE, ATPU and other security agencies to #ArrestJimmyWanjigi, I have received a 200k Mpesa notification from @JimiWanjigi and a call to withdraw what he
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G.S.U TO AZIMIO; OUR MEN ARE READY TO SEPARATE THE CHAFFS FROM THE WHEAT (A thread). 16th March 2023. The General Service Police Unit (GSU) spokesperson has said his men are ready and on standby to deal decisively with perpetrators of actions not in conformity with the law.
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I have watched this video several times, and I now agree with the silent majority that @citizentvkenya which is part of the #GenocideMedia should officially be declared a NATIONAL DISASTER.
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@ahmednasirlaw I speak on behalf of a KRA official at the Port of Mombasa who says that the car in their warehouse and which belongs to you is a 2023 LX600 Lexus, Bullet Proof, Ballistic Level B6. Learn to tell Kenyans the truth.
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"Hey Mick, please inform Kenyans who will care to listen that Jimmy Wanjigi together with a certain mzungu, are currently holding a meeting with some influencers at his Kwacha House Office in Westlands. Among the people here ni Erick Omondi na some guy called Morara plus 11 other
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This could be the last Friday that Raila Odinga is enjoying the freedom he has now which is 100% courtesy of the great mercies of our God through his humble servant, H.E President William Ruto. Next week a time like this, he will be taking his cold pills 💊 at Kamiti Prison.
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PASTOR EZEKIEL ODERO: MY TESTIMONY . I owe the "mightiest" televangelist Ezekiel Odero a lot. On 2nd April 2023, I was on the couch- very sick that I couldn't move my body. When I watched him on my TV, I MIRACULOUSLY managed to crawl until I reached it and switched it OFF.
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The names of financiers of Gen Z protests MUST no longer be hidden inside a briefcase. They will be paraded the same way murderers & terrorists are paraded openly. And after which, we will demand their extradition to the ICC for further investigation and trials. #KenyaNiYetu
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Maina Njenga WAS a good man who chose the wrong path. May his family, friends and supporters fi
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It is business as usual here at Kamukunji Market and other parts of Nairobi CBD. Traders who opened shops have urged their colleagues to do so, as the government has assured them of their security. Thank you Nairobians for refusing to buy fear.
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@MillicentOmanga The fact that you've never been courageous enough to either support or oppose the same means just one thing - that you're a coward in a Bentley Bentayga.
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While the Gen Zs call you sorts of names, and a few Kenyans dislike some of your policies, I can boldly say that KENYA has never in the past been led by a competent, globally trusted and respected, very LISTENING and corrupt free leader like you MR. PRESIDENT. We are lucky to
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There is no single officer from either the @DCI_Kenya, @NPSOfficial_KE, NIS, @KRACorporate, @EACCKenya or even the @NYS_Ke was deployed to do a search at Jomo Uhuru's home in Karen. Preliminary findings indicate that either the officers were thugs or the event was stage managed.
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Paragraph 743 of the #BBIJudgement says No to BBI (#BBINonsense) and it's now clear that the God of #hustlernation has served the two proponents a very dark BBI NIGHT OF SHOCK! May his name be Glorified.
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I'm reliably informed that Raila Odinga has arrived at his Karen home safe and sound, save for a few issues with his vehicle. Now, it's either;.1. Raila Odinga has been using some supernatural powers to protect himself or.2. Someone slept on his job.
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POLICE WARN RAILA TO CANCEL ANTI-GOVERNMENT PROTESTS. (A long thread). By Muchiri Gichuri.14th March 2023. The Anti-Riot Police Unit has called on Azimio Leaders and others planning anti-government protests on 20th March to immediately shelve the plan.
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Preparations are in full swing at Uhuru Gardens ahead of tomorrow's HISTORIC swearing-in of Prof. @KindikiKithure as #DeputyPresident of the Republic of Kenya.
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Between H.E Rigathi Gachagua and Hon. Raila Odinga, who do you believe has the best plans for our beautiful country?. Rigathi👇 Raila👇.Retweets+likes Comments
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President William Ruto yesterday at Statehouse hosted the English Premier League (EPL) Trophy for the 2022/2023 season during its World Tour.
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Beat this if you can. An amazing PHOTO OF THE YEAR. So beautiful. So elegant. The President and First Lady at Moi Stadium in Embu today. Call them the Lion and the Jewel.
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Kenyans should expect not less than 41 high profile arrests by 2PM tomorrow.
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BREAKING NEWS. The immediate former Personal Assistant to Raila Odinga has this afternoon officially disassociated himself with Mzee and everything to do with him, including Monday's protests. John Silas Jakakimba has in the same vein, through a letter to the Registrar
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This is arguably the best photo of the day. Thanks @DCI_Kenya and the @NPSOfficial_KE for doing what you do best. We now request that the lawyers and some of his family members who are currently camping at Central Police Station be asked to leave immediately to allow us have a
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The most beautiful soul and blessing to the planet, First Lady @MamaRachelRuto- mother of the perl of Kenya.
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STORY TIME.For last 2 days, I have been on my farm in Laikipia with my wife and son of 1 year. Today when we reached the goat section, my son who hasn't even said his first word yet suddenly blurts out: "Ruuto!" 🐐. Those were his first word. Even a baby knows H.E is the GOAT!
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Most of us here in Mount Kenya call him "Thee Kingpin", others call him "Riggy G" and I call him "Mkarabati" @rigathi Gachagua. Just one phone call yesterday and Raila, Karua and the entire Azimio leadership was forced to stay at home. Kesho, I dare Raila to come out, then. 🔥
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How many more buses (and businesses) belonging to Kikuyus should be burned before H.E @rigathi Gachagua or CS @KindikiKithure swings into action is bewildering to say the least. Our government has to take action today, NA SIO TAFADHALI.
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What will be the legacy of billionaire @honkabogo other than showing off his vehicles, houses, fish dams etc? Is there anyone he has empowered, a village? A community? At least Sonko hupeana pesa ovyo ovyo, but huyu. ?.
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HABARI ZA HIVI SASA:. Ngumi moja pekee la Daniel Wanyonyi lamyamazisha Karim Madonga "Mtu Kazi" pale KICC.
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"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!". ~ President William Ruto to Raila Odinga this afternoon
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