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Wassie at Federal Wassie Capital. Creator of Bitcoin Wassies. Cofounder/Intern of Spreadsheet Monkes @xlmonkes .
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Wassies have now infested the Bitcoin blockchain. I used the 100 CC0 wassies for the images and used Ord Wallet to inscribe them. Will announce plans for them soon
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[Gets audited]
IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."
Me: "What coin are you talking about?"
IRS agent: "..."
Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
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@PicturesFoIder
Any cop that asks not to be filmed while on duty should be fired immediately.
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@bohrmagnezone
You think this is an accident? Not a chance. Starbucks wants you in star debt so you will keep grinding for them, working ever harder to pay it off, taking high interest loans and odd jobs out of desperation. You think the Italian-American mafia died? They just went into coffee
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@boss_on_here
“In America if you don’t tip, the waiter chases you out of the restaurant. 20% minimum. If you don’t have enough money for tip by dinner time you starve and die.”
Joe: “well what if you tip like 18% instead. Can you do that?”
“Yes, but they’ll post the receipt on Twitter”
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@mcnees
The number of transistors that could fit in an integrated circuit must have been very small back then
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@poopswag34
It’s important to do this at least once every two or three weeks to make sure nothings changed
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@brian_armstrong
The SEC has gone completely corrupt and evil.
The bad news is we'll now have to build decentralized alternatives to do anything interesting.
The good news is we'll now have to build decentralized alternatives to do anything interesting.
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Your CEO is in stables. Our CEO is in stables. We are not the same.
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@ArmandDoma
-> Extremely disabled
-> can’t use microwave
-> orders doordash
-> food comes
-> restaurant started taping bag with anti-tamper tape during covid
-> die of starvation
Many such cases
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@JohnArnoldFndtn
Bucee’s managers are like the special forces of rural gas station employees
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@PicturesFoIder
@soogz1
Damn. Why’d she leave peanuts on her face if she’s allergic to them? Trying to buildup immunity to them?
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I’m doing a $50 to $2 million challenge.
My first trade was buying this for $50. My second trade will be selling it for $2 million.
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@davidrgoldberg
Kid disappointed when he finds out the house was in meatspace and not the metaverse.
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@FinanceLancelot
Would you rather have $720 million right now or have $720 million right now and make $120k every year for the rest of your life?
I’ll take Option B.
That’s what passive income is.
Find a way to make passive income, it’ll change your life.
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@_Gnarsenic
Lucky guy. Gets called sweetheart by waitress and has a frugal wife who takes care of the bills
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Just lost a wallet with $1.6 million in it. Don't do what I did.
Follow me for more tips.
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Roger Ver getting arrested is bad. It's bad for crypto. It's bad for Bitcoin. It's bad for everyone.
The Bitcoin maxi's cheering for this are absolute morons.
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@LibertyCappy
If you want to be an amateur racist it’s okay to discriminate for who your friends are, but if you want to be a pro-racist you need a diverse group of close friends so you know the proper stereotypes and can apply the proper nuance to these stereotypes
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@telmudic
-> asks for his most controversial opinion
-> he gives (extremely mild) controversial opinion
->
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@GoodReddit
Need more information
1) are you his step sister or normal sister?
2) did this happen in Alabama, Germany or a normal place?
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@greentexts_bot
Sounds like a keeper. I wish I had someone like her. Unfortunately my imagination isn’t that strong 😔
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@greentexts_bot
My skills not worthless. It’s so valuable they spent millions of dollars hiring programmers to build a tool that could do it 🥲
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@DiscussingFilm
It’s not a movie unless it’s watched in the Cinematic region of France. If it’s watched anywhere else it’s just sparkling film
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@lilbabygandhi
This is true. Once I went to Europe and I asked the waiter for ice water. He looked at me with disgust and told me in his European accent “weeee do not do zat here”. Then he spit in my food.
After the meal I left him a euro tip (they call their dollars euros there) to show my
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@VanniHashimoto
@ET_Californian
A huge part of our class time was devoted to talking about the internment camps. Wondering where you went to school
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@Jason
Same. I just tried to order steak for my family and it’s over $1,745 for 5 people. How can people live like this???
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@DelusionPosting
Sex with women feels kinda gay tbh. Like oh. You need a soft pussy to cum in? Kind of sus. If you can take a large dick in the butt though I know you’re a real man.
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@JoeAlderman11
@DelusionPosting
Shape rotation is hard. It took me a few seconds to get it too. Sometimes I wish I wasn’t a woman 😢
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Told my gf I spent $50 on this. She said I got scammed.
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@TrungTPhan
This is completely false and misleading.
When you buy Nutella all these ingredients are already mixed together. You don't have to do it yourself.
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@BenArmstrongsX
@Bethanyliterary
@DuchessOfDeFi
Does anyone feel bad for
@Bethanyliterary
that she has less followers than “the new girl”? I feel like we should all go follow Beth to show our support
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Not everyone can afford a Puppet at over 14 thousand United States Dollars. Post your Puppet here so others know they can right click and save it. 👇
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The road to hyperwassification has begun
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Few realize that 33 O.P.I.U.M., 4.2% of the supply, has been burned forever because some retard lost access to their wallet.
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@cryptocom
@Lakers
@LAKings
Reading the replies. I had no idea people were so passionate about office supplies.
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Puppets are going to pass Bitcoin Frogs, then Quantum Cats, then Node Monkes. I don't make the rules. I just watch them play out.
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Getting depressed over a 30% drawdown on 5% of your portfolio
vs. casually losing a $1.6 million wallet filled with shitcoins and illiquid jpegs
Built different
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Price Predictions for this cycle:
Bitcoin Puppets - 2 BTC
O.P.I.U.M. - 5 BTC
Wassies - 10 ETH
Milady - 20 ETH
BAYC - 12 ETH
Pudgy Penguins - 50 ETH
Bitcoin Jesus will sell for more than $2 million dollars
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A milady sacrificed a hamster and now Bitcoin is pumping.
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I have a friend who brags every time he gets a new watch. He has maybe 3-4 that range between $4-15k. He asks me if I’m going to buy one anytime. I say no. It’s too expensive.
He has no idea I have puppets that are worth his entire collection. The normie mind cannot comprehend.
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@kennitonperera
@stats_feed
Top 5 Countries in the World by Alphabet.
🇦🇫 Afghanistan - AFG
🇦🇱 Albania - ALB
🇩🇿 Algeria - ALG
🇦🇩 Andorra - AND
🇦🇴 Angola - ANG
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Puppets will flip Monkes. Two weeks. Bookmark this tweet.
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Normie cope is going to be glorious this whole cycle:
"70k is so expensive. Aren't you going to sell any?"
"It's 100k. We've definitely topped. You should sell"
"Wow. Bitcoin dropped over 30% to below 70k. I guess it's really over now. Sorry you didn't sell. If you need
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