Joe
@JoeAlderman11
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Im an endangered species biologist who has a sense of humor. Im a father and husband. I mostly post wildlife, fishing, and travel videos and pictures.
Joined April 2022
I can die a happy fellow. A platypus in the wild. In fact, we saw 4!
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@weirddalle Seems like a good idea, but on day one someone will ask “who’s gay” and nobody will raise their hand. They will probably just end up playing video games and drinking beer.
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@PicturesFoIder Could have made it if they didn’t go so fast. That standing wave put water in the air intake, killing the engine. Thats gonna be a costly repair!.
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@DaveBeers9 @FightHaven You aren’t lying. I just got back from a 14 hour plane trip yesterday and the last thing I would want is for someone to fuck with me for internet points.
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@DelusionPosting Thats a wrestler with cauliflower ear. Don’t get into a fight with a dude that has ears like that! They are hardcore!.
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@creepydotorg *Record Scratches*."Yup, thats me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.".
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@InternetH0F No, it is the same company. It was originally a way to get people to drive more, therefore having to buy more tires.
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@Rothmus I don’t know man, my wife made a hard line with smashing cake on her face. I said “Thats cool!” Didn’t do it, still married 16 years later. Not that hard!.
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@PicturesFoIder Its not so much about who is right in this situation, it’s about who is funnier. The pedestrian has my vote.
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@nexta_tv Crap. If the sea is angry, stay the heck away from it. I was Coast Guard and pulled out too many bodies. A damn shame.
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@historyinmemes So Elvis shits his pants and they are worth $8000. I shit my pants and my wife gets pissed. Life just isn’t fair, man.
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@wildtiktokss @angelicatlol68 Yup. Those braces are going to give your kids straight teeth too.
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@PicturesFoIder Well, one of our star football players got pissed off at, I can’t remember what, and punched the window on a door. That window had protective glass with strands of metal throughout it it. He broke the glass, but the metal absolutely shredded his hand, severing all kinds of.
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@InternetH0F “I got hurt, therefore god doesn’t exist” Im agnostic and that is the weakest argument I’ve heard yet. That, and the most egotistical.
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@PicturesFoIder I don’t buy it. Maybe in 1950, but today? She would have already known her dad’s racism and intolerance. It doesn’t just come out of the blue.
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@1000waystod1e For sure it could have been avoided. The dude could have given in and not ran.
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@VLONEPREDATOR Dang. Passed away before she could see what she would have looked like as black or Chinese. I feel sad for her.
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@PicturesFoIder Yeah, if they aren’t married, I kind of get her point. How does he have access to her bank account? Weird.
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@LexiASMR @wildtiktokss Well, the increased gravity would kill us all, so not scary for long.
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@ClownWorld_ Wow. She values him waaaay less than he values her. You should peace out bro. 10k is absolutely nothing in the grand scheme.
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@InternetH0F If you are thinking that you want one, then yes. We are thinking the same thing.
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@PicturesFoIder As far as my understanding goes, bikes aren’t supposed to be on the sidewalk.
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@solpafanima @clipsthatgohard I human skull is pretty resilient and strong. Bet he has some fractures, though.
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@InternetH0F Its called a coffer dam. Build, reinforce, pump out, build the piling. Simple, but hard.
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@wildtiktokss No. No, I definitely don’t want to see any family members naked. In fact, that would be traumatizing.
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@wildtiktokss I, also am not white. I am German, Norwegian, and Italian. Haha. No, Im white as fuck.
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@notkelbel @Bornakang Haha, Im glad Im married and don’t have to deal with the chaos of the modern dating scene. Seems exhausting.
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@DelusionPosting Dang, I guess Im gay now. What straight man wouldnt find her attractive? We are all gay now.
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@HumansNoContext Clutches pearls: “With over 1000 rounds of ammunition.” . *Laughs in American*.
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@DonutOperator @Morbidful Don’t eat raw snails or slugs. Always wash your hands after handling them as well. Snails/slugs are a intermediate host.
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@InternetH0F Thats a damn slate roof! F’ing legend! Those last hundreds of years and are incredibly difficult to pull off! Awesome!.
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@historyinmemes A WWII plane cant pull the G's of those other more modern jets. Not saying the Veteran isnt awesome, because he is, but its not the same thing.
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@wildtiktokss Don’t tell that guy we have 340 million people in the US. Sometimes people’s plans coincide.
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@HumansNoContext I just judge people. No context, no cover, no bulge, just pure, unadulterated judgement.
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@Morbidful Well, I guess she found out the hard way. I stopped riding motorcycles after I got married. Didn’t want my wife to have to bury me.
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@PicturesFoIder If someone put a gun to my head and said “Name a Beyonce song, or I pull the trigger.” I know Im a dead man……. .
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@weirddalle Imagine being a musician and not knowing the term “musician”! Thats incredible!.
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@creepydotorg Snakes can do some odd stuff. Sometimes they eat their own tail and die from consuming half their body and choking on it!.
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@wildtiktokss I invest in various ketchup stocks. I don’t need to jump higher, I simply need to profit off of those that want to jump higher.
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@TakeThatBro @wildtiktokss Im not going to lie, that could be a great character in an upcoming horror movie. Ham Face.
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@creepydotorg Ah, a farcalong. Indigenous to Australia, they are strange looking but generally harmless.
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@DelusionPosting PETA is just shitting the bed with bad ideas for promotion these days. Maybe it was always bad? I haven’t been on Twitter all that long.
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@FightHaven Looks like justice was served, along with the jail time he will receive. Don’t touch kids.
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