Will n.
@willniedmann
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just chillinf +++ @simple__town
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Joined July 2010
pussy from a girl who umm. god i can't do this. i just dont say stuff like that.
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My boss asked me to email him an "e" with an accent above it.
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(I call my Dad from a tattoo shop) Did Grandma have any quotes. Is there a good quote from her.
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When i'm at a friend's house i say "can you show me where you keep all the cards i've given you".
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I want to talk about my friend Sam for a second. Sam just had a group facetime with his family. He does them every week or so. But today was different. Sam was crushing it. He was riffing, and cracking up his family members. Every callback he made was like a magic trick. Ily bro
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Caroline didn't tell us that her boyfriend is. 6 feet tall ๐ณ
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yo man i'm excited to get a beer with you. I have been looking forward to it in 3 key ways:.
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(being a BF who listens) Wait so you work at that place or is that the name of your friend.
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Great to hang last night. i like your boyfriend. how long has he been crinkling that water bottle.
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(you explain your phd research to me).Yeah that is reminding me of two episodes from Spongebob.
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um i actually can't find mine. it's different than this one though, i actually knew about this one already.
Whatโs your favourite eye-opening depiction of how we let cars dominate our streets?. Hereโs mine:
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Optimistically brought a carrot to work today. i had envisioned it as a snack.
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tree scientist does a brutal riff. absolutely ends his colleague Lynn
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nardwuar: recognize these?.me: omg. chicken nuggets, my favorite.nardwuar: and these?.me: chocolate chips! love them.
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My roommates are insane. I just came home to this. it is so tiring to make all this stuff up for online
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i'm going to respect sam's privacy. i don't want you to follow his page when i'm the one who worked hard on the tweet.
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a marxist: poop arises from the conditions of eating a big burger. a democrat: vote for poop. a wizard: i'm casting a poop spell, with a big burger gem.
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im doing tattoos. here is my flash sheet. dm for an appointment
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hung out with so many people today! long night ahead. a lot of "sorry if i was being weird"s to send.
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if you tweet about the airport, we know you're traveling. if you tweet about parents, we know you're in your hometown. all of it is embarrassing. you should tweet in a way that suggests you live in a dim, sealed chamber.
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I got a writing job from this!.
I want to talk about my friend Sam for a second. Sam just had a group facetime with his family. He does them every week or so. But today was different. Sam was crushing it. He was riffing, and cracking up his family members. Every callback he made was like a magic trick. Ily bro
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thank god we have that funny story you told at the beginning of hanging out. we can keep coming back to it in moments of need.
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if i am wearing headphones and a mask, and i want to take one of them off, i have to do a little bit of math.
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You woke up today. you built your outfit from nothing. it's time to show it to your coworkers.
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(breaking up a fight voice) Dude dude save it as a draft. Save it as a draft.
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we can't allow you in the restaurant sir. you're too matchy matchy.
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no one: .literally no one: . me: I want to sign the lease for our moon apartment
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no actual kinship. probably used a pair of tongs to arrange this pic
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i would rather die than know about the thing you're trying to tell me about.
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Do You Know How Many Times I've Wanted To Text You And Haven't. what if i start tweeting like that.
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This is porn for guys.
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Imagine if you were my landlord and you thought i owed you 4,900 dollars. Then, with an email, i demonstrated that you actually owed me 125 dollars. that would be cool. it would be something that happened to me today even.
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ok, if you don't want to do that, dm me if you would buy me something that's $35.
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no yeah I know. I knew that already.
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oh yeah, I loved that thing you sent. most of my favorite parts were right at the beginning of it, because i watched the whole thing, and then when i thought about my favorite parts after watching all of it, the parts at the beginning rose to the top. thank you for sending it.
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The industry is so fucking risk averse. Jesus christ. Let me make a movie that sucks.
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The meaning this is making for people has nothing to do with me anymore.
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hey we still on for coffee tomorrow? Cool, i'll make a poster.
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Me and my roommate were on the couch reading two different books this morning. Then we started talking. Two cups of coffee later, we're realizing our books are actually in dialogue. Well that took me by surprise. Something tells me this was only the beginning of the conversation.
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my friend just got back from vacation and i've now heard him tell his vacation story a few times. he just hit draft 5. and i think this one's picture-locked.
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I'm reading about a band that has one of these on their wikipedia page
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We are at the border waiting to be let back into america. They say the ratio is off, there are too many guys in there
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Guys who work in childcare wanna be like jack black from school of rock.
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vid's by ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ @ianfaria13 @carosnake @FelipeDiPoi @samuel_lanier @willniedmann
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the idea, in a house full of men, is to let disrepair accumulate. the lamp broke, all four burners stopped working, there's no toilet paper. let it all wither away.
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when I take a panorama photo it says slow down, I am like no I am really excited.
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Guys, we all need to start having hard conversations with our parents about the presents we want for christmas.
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"alright spongebob". - me deciding to take a break during watching spongebob.
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when i look out the amtrak window, i am pretty much making a documentary with my eyes.
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Do you get in the shower and pretend you are King of the water.
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This is how long its been since i started a timer for my coffee yesterday
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We met up to go over the show in Philly (๐ค๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐) . ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐๐๐ฒ ๐/๐๐
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commenting "ratio" and then falling backwards through an open window.
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Just shot our movie, excited for everyone to see it. Thank you
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This is how i get something that falls under the grate while i'm in the middle of cooking
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Do you ever decide the outfit you wore to work sucks and has nothing to do with who you are, only to realize your coworkers don't see anything aberrant about it, and it even makes sense to them that you would wear it. The thing you hope you seem like has never occurred to them.
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my search history:. What does "I love that for you" mean. What does it mean when someone says "I love that for you". Is there any hidden meaning behind when someone says "I love that for you". "I love that for you" hidden origins.
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No one believes in this video. but i do.
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the city is so surreal right now. not a soul in times square. just hundreds of caribou.
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When my friends say bye to me before they leave for thanksgiving, they act like theyre in the end of a harry potter movie.
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The men's bathroom after Oppenheimer was looking a lot like the manhattan project in terms of efficiency, collaboration, and being blown up.
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A live-action โBambiโ movie is in early development at Disney. ๐:
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