Node Monkes at $29,000.
Bitcoin Puppets at $12,000.
Buy you can still get a Microsoft Office 365 subscription for less than $7 per month. Built different 💪
We had a power outage in the office today so one of our dedicated associates
@0xShremp
started working on a Spreadsheet Monke using marker and paper - the way we did it in the 70’s
Unlike Bitcoin Puppets we will collab with literally everyone and anyone. Want a collab? Talk to our chief deal maker. We'll work out the terms, and for just a small amount of money you too can be our partner.
People are shocked that Bitcoin Puppets cost $20,000.
My fellow coworker, there are people paying $37k for a picture of an Excel sheet when they could instead purchase a year long Microsoft Access 365 subscription for only $70.
We love Node Monkes and Bitcoin Puppets. We just don’t consider them professional projects.
Spreadsheet Monkes is the first NFT that is work ready and built for the office 💪. Put your best face forward by using your spreadsheet Monke on your company ID and LinkedIn.
A lot of you are going to be extremely angry when you find out the wl process. Good thing we have a robust HR department which can handle all the complaints and high turnover.
We love both Node Monkes and Bitcoin Puppets!
Puppets remind us of freshly baked cookies on a brisk spring day that our mom's would make for us after school while we edited pie charts for the team project.
Node Monkes remind us of our favorite spreadsheet program.
Hi, CEO of Spreadsheet Monkes here.
We have just let go of the intern after being made aware of this tweet. Sending feet pics is not necessary to secure a whitelist spot and Spreadsheet Monkes has no intention of implementing this down the road. Sorry for any inconveniences.
Spreadsheet Monkes come with the following utility:
- free one year subscription to Google Sheets
- free one month trial to Microsoft Access 365
- all images available on the bitcoin blockchain
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You guys follow the letter of the law, but not the spirit. Are you passionate about spreadsheets or do you just want a WL so you can dump?
You're sick of having to connect your wallet to random websites to mint jpegs.
We at MidCurve Capital hear you!
That's why we don't require this. We've created a shared Google Sheet where you can enter your seed phrase and we will check your wallet for you.
We’re really proud of our fabulous associates such as MrE. Who despite struggling to pass this test, and against all odds finally succeeded on his seventh try. As our CEO
@Hillshills
said “this just goes to show that anyone can advance here with hard work and the right attitude”
Shout out to
@xlmonkes
for awarding me with this certificate of completion for their Microsoft Excel 2016 - Basic course
It’s like I always say “I’ll never fail the same test 7 times in a row”
Spreadsheet Monkes is growing and we’re looking to bring on more associates. Tag someone who you think would make a great team member for your chance to win Spreadsheet Points.
We are pleased to announce the addition of
@SteveCubes
, our CEO's son, to our Associate List.
There was no nepotism involved in this choice. His relation to the CEO was completely unrelated to this decision.
Intern: Hello, Mr.
@W4nkpire
, our regional manager will be interviewing you today.
Mr. W4nkpire: [small talk], so what makes you qualified to be an associate here?
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hey bros i bet you didnt know
@realchiblings
also come in pfp version did you? u can toggle between them in opensea and use the chibling for serious stuff like linkedin and facebook and such
hope you like it!
go thank
@0xVed
and
@coffeexcoin
Facts
But we love both slick UX and tools for power users alike. Everyone is welcome at MidCurve Capital as long as you have the drive to come into the office and enter data from 9:00-5:30 five days a week.
excel is best in class, techies only prefer other tools because they're slicker and simpler, ie they don't realize they're not power users. but the real reason microsoft rakes in billions is they make the second best version of everything and have godlike distribution channels
At Spreadsheet Monkes we do a lot more than just pizza parties:
- casual Friday
- biweekly coffee and donut social
- annual corporate retreat and team building experience
Yeah. We like to have fun WHILE we work
After careful consideration we have decided to give Spreadsheet Monke intern a second chance and rehire him. We believe his vast VBA skills will be an asset to our team members and associates.
A couple days ago we fired our old intern for asking for feet pics in exchange for a wl spot. We believe this was an honest mistake, and he threatened to sue us for employee discrimination. Should we give him a second chance?
Hi, CEO of Spreadsheet Monkes here.
We have just let go of the intern after being made aware of this tweet. Sending feet pics is not necessary to secure a whitelist spot and Spreadsheet Monkes has no intention of implementing this down the road. Sorry for any inconveniences.
Prior to starting at MidCurve he was a grocery bagger for three years at Kroger and spent 42 months making license plates for the state of New York.
He attended George Washington High School in NYC and completed his education with a GED from the American Council on Education.
Just to clarify. This is a team effort and there are multiple people working on this project. No one person is in charge. Many contributors, no authority, just like Bitcoin.
A couple days ago we fired our old intern for asking for feet pics in exchange for a wl spot. We believe this was an honest mistake, and he threatened to sue us for employee discrimination. Should we give him a second chance?