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STEM PhD dropout / $crypto-trading dog🐕 Started mining #bitcoin in 2011. Investor / market commentator. Health & wellness

Joined July 2017
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@TheCryptoDog
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This year you're going to see me support projects my team invested in over the last few years. I'll give a heads up about tokens we're an early investor in - if there's any confusion whether I'm just trading something or have deeper involvement, just ask and I'll let you know.
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@TheCryptoDog
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Dudes with $400 portfolios looking at 10,367% APY
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alts trying to follow btc
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Just got the call -. CVS upped our initial expectations, putting @trybetterbrand in 5800 stores this Fall, all of their "core locations.". We'll be available across the whole USA. The CVS big stamp gives us a lot of leverage, too. Steadily becoming a brand name.
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@TheCryptoDog
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This is a 393-years old Greenland Shark that was located in the Arctic Ocean. It's been wandering the ocean since 1627. It is the oldest living vertebrate known on the planet. Photo by Julius Nielsen
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@RepMaxineWaters @RepMaxineWaters this is incredibly disgraceful you should further inform yourself of the situation or if you are sufficiently informed reconsider your decision making and take an honorable approach - we are not blind.
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$BTC 47k soon, $ETH $3100 sooner.
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@TheCryptoDog
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They always say your first million is the hardest. They're right.
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@TheCryptoDog
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Get rich investing in the metaverse so you can be one of the few able to afford living in the real world.
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If you're new here, young, and poor it can be overwhelming seeing the money flying. You feel behind, you need to grab it all now. Relax. You have all the time in the world. Remove fear and extend runway, get your living costs close to 0. All you need is internet & time.
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@TheCryptoDog
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BTC $100k in <90 days
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Crazy part is I don't think $ETH has even started pumping.
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I'm having a really tough day today maybe one of the worst in my life.
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I've got $150 in my account and this meal is going to cost $210. What altcoin pump am I buying in the restaurant bathroom to be able to cover this?.
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@TheCryptoDog
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Look at all this junk
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Gentle reminder,. The purpose of 99% of altcoins is to accumulate Bitcoin.
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@SBF_FTX No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
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Incredible how 100% of my Twitter Ads are fake airdrop wallet drainer links.
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@TheCryptoDog
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Facebook is a depressing place where ordinary people wallow in their mediocrity. You won't find any energy or impetus to achieve or push higher, just bad jokes, tired memes, and occasional life updates from people you used to know.
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"Pull up a chair for Mr. Wallstreet!". "I can give you $400 to put in cryptos. What could you turn that into in a week or so?". "If I get bitcoin crypto on my phone, how can I move it to my Dell?"
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Just bought this for $360,000
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$ETH approaching $2k
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He's trying to find one under $300
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Imagine going to jail because you forgot to say not financial advice.
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bots the moment I tweet
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I feel bad for people who haven't lost all of their net worth in crypto at least once.
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Imagine going to school for four years when you could just trade crypto and hang out on crypto twitter instead.
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Flexing wealth isn't a flex anymore, so what is a good flex? . kindness? 🙂.
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You guys know this confirms $BTC new all time highs 2021, right?.
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Me trading 25x at 3am on an exchange that opened last week
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Crypto has made more young adults independently wealthy than any other time in history. What will we do with it?.
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Starting to get worried Bitcoin will go a lot higher than many are expecting.
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There is nothing worse than watching "everyone else" get rich while still learning or working a small portfolio. It can be stressful, even when making some money. Slow down, take a deep breath, be smart. These markets aren't going away, there will always be more opportunities.
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Markets been giving me a lot of free time
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Last time I sold 57k rebought 40k down to 30k and leverage longed the fuck out of BTC down there to make millions on the upswing. This time I just held from 69k and I'm just holding now bc I'm too old for that shit.
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Hire from LinkedIn:.- great with excel.- 0 creative capacity.- collared shirt on zoom.- moves the needle just enough to keep job. Hire from Twitter:.- obviously easily distracted.- works in random 2 hour spurts.- responsible for 10x valuation.- might be schizophrenic.
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Are you ready for the next phase of this cycle?.
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It's literally only a matter of time before BTC is at new all time highs.
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Avoid KYC if at all possible.
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$BTC is in the danger zone. If you max long here, you're in danger. If you're not long, you're in danger. If you're short, you're in danger.
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Saylor isn't a good trader but he's a damn good holder and holders outperform 90% of traders innit.
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$ETH giving 4k vibes.
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Hit first m in this account 6 days ago from low six figures deposited mid Nov. Today crossed 2. I'll withdraw almost all from account after current trades close and re-start from $250k. No need to keep sizing higher. Just wash, rinse, repeat.
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What's at the top of your watchlist?. I'm eyeing. $FTM.$VET.$ATOM.$ONE.$ALGO.$AVAX.$SOL.
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Something feels different about Bitcoin.
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"If we each put $20 in a box, and I sold the box to you for $30, would we not each make a profit of $10?"
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Bitcoin rewards those who sit still and do absolutely nothing.
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I have decided that the bottom is in. That's my decision, it's done.
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I think that most anyone can get rich in crypto if they spend years watching Twitter and Tradingview for 14 hours a day 7 days per week.
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Do you ever feel like you want to start over a completely different life in a different place disconnected from everything and everyone you ever knew?.
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Next bear market might be worse than 2018.
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I hope crypto has made your life a little bit easier this year.
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Looks like $btc and $eth are about to break out again 🌊.
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We are at disbelief
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This is a reminder to sell some Bitcoin over 100k later this year, don't get caught up in the hype.
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In bear markets it's not the price drop that makes you quit, it's the boredom.
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It's crazy all we have to do is nothing.
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The richest, smartest people in crypto are long BTC right now and have been public about it for days/weeks. I don't know what more you need to believe.
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I hear $ADA is getting smart contracts.
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when you're confirming the receiving address
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Imagine being 15, 16 years old and going to play sports after school instead of trading crypto.
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$SOL is just so much stronger than BTC and ETH it's striking.
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"I think we're seriously about to enter a recession.". - guy 6 months into a recession.
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Right now you don't want to trade, you want to hold $ETH $BTC. Let it ride.
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I told them I finished school and I started my own business. They say, "Oh you graduated?" No, I decided I was finished.
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waiting here until the next supercycle
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"you're just lucky you found crypto early". "Uhhh I spent 8-12 hours a day every day searching for ways to make money online, you don't?".
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You ever think about just putting it all in stables generating yield, retiring and leaving it all behind?.
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If you had $2m and a 50/50 chance to double it, or lose $500k,. What would you do?.
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Good morning CT . I'm going to give $100 to one random person today just say hello.
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This is some people's first China ban.
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You ever go out in public and see a crowd of people and think,. "Damn, probably nobody here cares about the price of Bitcoin right now.".
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Don't understand how some people can complain about being poor and then not spend every waking moment of their life focused on making money 🤷‍♂️.
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There's a million and one ways to get rich in crypto. What's your strategy?.
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Never KYC. Buy first BTC OTC cash in person. Buy fake ID with Bitcoin or source a third worlder. Use VPN with TOR. Encrypt all storage and use an autodeleting linux based OS. Never break two laws at once. Move to Thailand. Never talk about crypto. Eat healthy and lift weights.
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Why go to school and get a degree when you can just stare at Tradingview and hate your life for years and maybe get rich someday?.
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Opening another long while $btc ranges
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A friend of mine who is basically never wrong about financial questions converted 80% of his Bitcoin into Dogecoin.
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Many people don't want to believe this, but all you really have to do during a bull market is stay bullish.
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Dudes in stables watching
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When I was a kid I was smart enough to recognize when people were wrong and correct them. As I got older I became smart enough to let people be wrong.
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Bought a shitcoin and few hours later I see their official Twitter sharing a tweet talking about "big buys coming in" and it's a screenshot w/ my wallet. Fam is this bearish?.
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In '17 bull run I would sell coins high to buy coins that were low - rookie mistake. Often the high coins would then go on to make many more highs later, even if I did sell a local top. Coins making highs are making highs for a reason.
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In crypto you make money by being smart, early, or fast. Everyone else pays for that.
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So anyway $100k EOY.
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Not asking for much this cycle. Just want my dream house and enough capital in low risk investments to yield cost of living.
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Real talk how does someone do a single job career for like 20+ years?. Doctors, lawyers, accountants, etc. It's gotta get awfully repetitive / boring after 5 or 10 years.
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The lower we go, the more philosophical we get.
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$ETH does look ready to outperform, right now.
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Market so bullish even Bitcoin is going up.
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Not financial advice but if you put your entire net worth into a 5x BTC long you wouldn't lose it all until we hit $48k.
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$BTC is going to pump hard, and I think $doge will pump harder.
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uber started driving pretty fast 😳
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Me submitting KYC to get my last $80 off coinbase
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I used to think the goal was to never work another day. I've come to realize it's really about choice, having something fulfilling to do every day.
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I would be pretty stressed out if BTC went to $3k.
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You will be a millionaire.
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