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@man_like_mike2
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“Hey siri, call 999” cos my arsehole just dropped🤣😂
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Fatso obviously on the Greg’s run, the arrogance of this unit🤦🏻♂️
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As professional drivers we are always aware that some pillock with zero road awareness/sense will have their head down,comes flying up the inside and wasn’t even looking🙄it’s not just drivers, cyclists need to take responsibility🎣
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@JeremyVineOn5
I would never put my 5 year old on a bike in the road, but I’m a responsible parent
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Gonna be good watching the fa cup final without a load of jobless slags booing the national anthem and disrespecting the queen, so fuck off scousers and take your 🇪🇭 bandwagon bullshit with you and go moan about Margaret Thatcher and the tories somewhere else👋🏼👋🏼
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my last post has upset the cycling mafia and I’ve been threatened with legal action by a bike nonce🤣😂 naughty drivers AKA cycling V.I.A has got the camel cos he’s been exposed, now everyone knows what the soapy, non binary looking toby looks like👀😂
Taste of your own medicine
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Someone sent me this earlier, another fucking snake in the park, looking into cars with the camera on his head, expose them all
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Absolute state of the skinny little prick, spending his afternoon grassing people up, he’s defo on here as well.
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Another prick who thinks he’s in the right (my fault of course🙄)
Not even an apology when i caught him at the lights.
“I’m allowed to be there” he says even thou i just told him he nearly went under my wheels🤦🏻♂️
You sir are a grade A bike n*nse
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One thing that boils my piss is cunts like this that chuck litter out the car onto the floor😡in the right lane and wants to go down Ken church street so bullies his way to the front, wanker, pick your mess up
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Absolute state of this country, when a horse getting whipped gets more coverage than a soldier getting stabbed by some fatherless, nonce cunt🤦🏻♂️
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@SabjiHunter
That’s Hammersmith, some of those little plastic sports direct gangsters need a slap, well done the copper👏🏼👏🏼
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“Can this be reported?” Are these cnuts for real?? I swear they just wake up and crave some attention🙄
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As the week comes to an end, i seem to have upset the cycling mafia😔 so id like to take this opportunity to apologise…..
To absolutely fuckin nobody, fuck you you lycra cry babies, i hope everyone keeps an eye out for you and exposes you, filming women and kids, you weirdos🖕🏼
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A cnut
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@Bloomsburyair
@MikeyCycling
@AndyCoxDCS
Cyclists who ask permissions from mikey to report drivers are certified virgins, absolute embarrassment of a human.
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Going carnival and you got this fat nonce waving a sword about, just put armed police in there and shoot cunts like this, waste of oxygen
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The fightback against this Lycra filth has begun, even the plod are sick of the little snitchy pricks.
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So you are now a far right racist if you don’t like the notting Hill carnival😳🤣🤣😂😂😂 fucking ell, some people just need to be dumped in the middle of the ocean for the sake of the planet🤦🏻♂️ utter c unts!!
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Not a fucking chance in hell, am I giving way to these arseholes jumping red lights.
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All these pricks driving those fast motors without a clue how to handle them, now a cabs off the road cos of your stupidness, hope the cabbies ok.
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Be careful in the park there’s a cycling, Mikey wannabe cunt looking in cars, these people are fucking vile arseholes, spending your Friday afternoon, doing this, gets a job you prick
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People need to stop filming women and kids, don’t care if it’s outdoors or not or they’re parked somewhere you don’t like, just ask them to move without sticking a phone in their face, it’s proper noncey
Why do parents on the school run think they can just park wherever the f*ck they want ?
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@CrimeLdn
Love that ending, pint glass round the nut and the skinny noncey brother on his toes after giving it🤣😂
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@UB1UB2
How didn’t all those school kids rush her, years ago if you did that you would have got battered
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Imagine thinking that we’re gonna work for free, TfL card machine doesn’t work so you can’t use a back up cos it goes against licensing rules🤣😂😂 get fucked you absolute bell ends, my cab and I’ll take payment any way i like🖕🏼
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@SadiqKhan
Can you stop writing bollocks please, it gets boring after a while reading your lies
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Fuckin ell🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂how do these cunts get a licence🤦🏻♂️
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A cradle costs about 10 quid, these bike nonces will take your licence away, they have no life, no friends, no wife/gf, they live a sad existence, this is what they do to fill the void of having nothing, don’t give them the satisfaction.
GET A PHONE CRADLE FFS 🙄
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Shame it wasn’t a German shepherd, annoying cunt
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In case you wonder why everyone thinks that TfL are utter fuckin clowns….here’s just one reason🙄
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8 quid, offers you protection from the paedos on bikes👍🏼
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Remember, if you want to live in a better London, and get rid of someone who’s made it worse for 8 years….you’re a racist, right wing, thick arsehole🤣
That’s according to a load of northerners who have fuck all to do with London that already live in shit holes🤦🏻♂️
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Quickly turns off replies🤦🏻♂️ fuckin entitlement from this lot is unbelievable 🙄must have had shit parents to turn out like this.
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Right I’m off to bed, up early tomorrow to meet hameed for a coffee and get a signed up to Uber.
I’ve pissed all over the back seats in my cab so it’ll get that lovely Prius smell, gonna start going in the 5 star hotels to wash my feet in the sinks and shit on the toilet seats👍🏼
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I’ve said it before, if one of these pricks pulls out like this and does a Starsky and Hutch across my bonnet, I’ll still get 8 hours nice sleep, couldn’t give a fuck anymore, thick cunts
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cabbies still using their phones when driving🤦🏻♂️ all the cyclists wanking over the videos of yous getting caught, put the thing in a fuckin cradle ffs, it honestly ain’t that difficult.
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Have cab drivers, now lost their inability to stick their hazards on or say thank you when you let them out?
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London is a fucking mess, close down half of central for a bunch of cunts with mental health issues that like to wear dresses , meanwhile tourists getting robbed on westy bridge and 2 patrol cars just drive past and do nothing cos they gotta go deal we the protests, shit hole.
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Fuckin ell, so what you’re saying is you can come straight off the boat, straight into a Prius and don’t worry if you can’t speak a word because you don’t think that’s important🤦🏻♂️someone’s looking out for his brothers.
Private hire drivers are a crucial part of London’s economy, and do vital work helping Londoners get around every day.
I'm pleased TfL is now pausing enforcement of the SERU requirements - this is something I’ve expressed concerns about repeatedly.
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@CtRLsDaWeAthEr
Ok let’s turn it around, a white person called her a black beetle, you wouldn’t think that white person was being racist?? …….ill wait.
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I’m back bitches🕺🏼
Grassed up because i called Abdul acid a dirty c**t🤦🏻♂️ these cyclists maaaaaaaan🖕🏼
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@UB1UB2
Easy to act the tough guy when you cherry pick your targets, go home to your mum and flex in the mirror there you melt
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Speed awareness course today, just got here and already wishing i just took the 3 points😂 3 hours of shite.
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Twitters biggest attention cycling muppet has deleted her account🤣😂😂 what a beg friend🤦🏻♂️😂
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@Das_Pig
@BetterEaling
@EalingCouncil
@deirdrecostigan
InFrAsTrUcTuRe🤣😂
He did nothing wrong there you absolute drip
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“What are you doing, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”
In such a “ terrifying moment” she decided to continue to pedal up the inside of that huge truck🤣😂 I swear to god these cyclists are the biggest drips, no wonder everyone just laughs at them🤣
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@SadiqKhan
@PenguinUKBooks
@HutchHeinemann
@CBGBooks
What bell end is actually gonna buy this? Unless there’s a shortage of toilet paper
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@T_Extinguishers
@TwickTribune
@EveningStandard
@itvlondon
@BBCLondonNews
Imagine catching you lot in the act🤣😂you’d be screaming for the police to come help you
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🥳🥳🥳finally, one of the bike nonces top boy couldn’t take a bit of truth, wanker✊🏼💦
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Someone trying to do an insurance job on me, nice try nonce boy.
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@mikecmorgan
@Femi_Sorry
“All we want is equity and to live without racism”
🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@CtRLsDaWeAthEr
You know exactly what you’re saying, don’t try play it down cos everyone’s tugging you on it.
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@PSCupdates
@BenJamalpsc
Well done on shutting down half of London, I’m sure all the businesses trying to make money really appreciate it👍🏼
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No your eyes are not deceiving you, that is a
@TfLTPH
licensed mini cab driving on the wrong side of the road, nothing to see here, move along🤦🏻♂️🙄 thick cnut can’t read signs
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Only been out 20 minutes and the Sunday cunts have started already🙄
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Now you know why they always crash their motors, watching videos while driving🙄🤦🏻♂️ one of
@TfLTPH
finest
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This new Highway Code, whoever changed it so that you have to give way to cyclists when turning left is the worlds biggest cunt, imagine changing it so bikes can zoom up your inside even thou you’re in front of them and risk hurting themselves cos they are too thick to slow down.
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Can someone at
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explain how I was refused service for only having cash at Chiswick high road last week, telling me pret no longer accepts cash payments, but just paid by cash in your Baker Street branch, it’s getting a bit annoying now.
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@CouldntBeArsed1
But that’s the police, pricks on bikes are not, that’s the difference, go apply if you wanna be one so much.
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Think
@TfLTPH
are confusing themselves, the rapes and sexual assaults are from YOUR PH DRIVERS!!! Not the London taxis, DO NOT put us in the same category as that filth🤡
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Why do all cyclists talk like c unts🤦🏻♂️ imagine their upbringing, no mates, no invites to parties, parents too busy to show them love, can’t get a bird so now resort to being wannabe coppers, embarrassing🙄
@man_like_mike2
@theInfraPM
@JeremyClarkson
@MikeyCycling
'Grass' is the language of the playground and the criminal classes.
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@DavidCo15095891
They are the scum of the earth, hanging around the park looking to do people sitting in traffic, vile slags
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Impatient silly moped cunt don’t wanna wait behind me to turn left so tried to go round me, now his bike is fucked and pissing petrol everywhere🙄
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Look, another bike nonce, what’s up with these cunts? 3rd time lucky the next one 🚑
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@coshgirl
It is absolutely none of your business what car people choose to drive, just get on with your life and stop making yourself busy🙄
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I’m pulling over for a bit and get a coffee, this traffic is a fucking joke, can see how London two years running is the most gridlock city, run by absolute cunts
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@SocialKamel
@SadiqKhan
You best pop off to Heathrow airport and jump on a plane to Holland then
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As I said, first thing I would check would be the damage to my car if I ever hit one of these thick, arrogant c unts.
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One of those bike nonces is doing the rounds in Hyde Park, bright, green puffer, jacket, long hair with a hat on his head, looking in all the cars, should see the state of the Cunt, no wonder they stay anonymous on here, he looks like he could do with a shower.
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@garyarrell
@theJeremyVine
@MikeyCycling
@StormontCyclist
@anneramsey740
@CyclingUK_NI
@PassPixi
Tagging mikey and vine😂😂😂😂what a little beg friend you really are
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