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Crime book coming — quick way to order right here — https://t.co/qIw95Yq7oG
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Joined July 2011
Q. How many 93-year-olds can silence a crowd of 50,000 people seventy years younger?. A. Just the one.
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This . is incredible. American televangelist Kenneth Copeland never foresaw that buying a private jet with money raised by his church would prompt difficult questions. Reporter does an AMAZING job. The man actually looks unhinged.
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Well this guy is the next Prime Minister
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How utterly British this is
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Simon Smith — on his way to pub in Reading — bus hits him, he picks himself up, walks into the pub and orders a drink. Respect.
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Great lesson for interviewers, this — the question so open, and so lethal .
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This is really strange. Donald Trump announces that he is "building a wall in Colorado, a really big one, that you can't get over, you can't get under." But Colorado has no border with Mexico. WATCH THE PRESENTER'S REACTION! .
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It's so ironic that in the late seventies my parents saw punk rock as dangerous, whereas the real danger was Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris.
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He didn't know his dad was back in the country.
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Not the moment, mate: Mbappé and Deschamps both completely blank President Macron
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As yet another story emerges of an alleged Downing Street party, let's remember the people who DID obey the rules. This footage shows Craig and Paul Wright being told they couldn't comfort their grieving mother Barbara at their father's funeral.
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STATEMENT REGARDING JOEY BARTON: . The news of Joey Barton’s apology and commitment to pay damages and costs is not the final outcome of this case. After five defamatory tweets, my lawyer offered Barton a chance to settle: pay £75k, plus my costs, and make an apology. He.
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Thank-you for the kind messages about my father, who died yesterday. I can't begin to describe how much I loved him. He gave all his children the confidence to follow whatever path we wanted in life, and whatever we did, he was there applauding us. Above all he gave us his time.
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Politest cab driver in the world right here. No words for the piece of human litter on the back seat.
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On 8 July @AndyPlumb4 libelled me by alleging that I was the BBC presenter at the heart of a story in The Sun that day. He has now acknowledged that he was wrong, and has apologised. At my request, he has also agreed to pay £1,000 to @mndassoc rather than paying damages.
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Not with me around, you don't.
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Wait. Are these schoolchildren, out marching against climate change, actually chanting "Fuck Theresa May"?.
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Leaving train with teenage daughter, I say: “The guy next to you. Do you know who that was?”.“No.”.“One of the Prime Minister's top advisors. And the reason he was so busy on his phone was probably because of Brexit.”.“Dad, I saw the screen. He was playing Candy Crush.”.
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Boris Johnson has refused to follow the other six leaders who have taken part in the leader interviews @BBCRadio2. His staff constantly told my producers — until this morning — that he was "very likely" to come on. Today we were told he couldn't, and no reason was given.
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If this country reopens and all the theatres have gone bust, then it's not a country any more.
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I can see that a number of people on here don't like — maybe even loathe — the British royal family. But surely this is the very last day you should be saying it. Save your anger for another time.
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If Buddy Holly were alive today, he'd be 82. Instead he died in 1959 — sixty years ago today — "the day the music died.".The Big Bopper, Ritchie Valens and the pilot also died. They were heading for Fargo. Holly hired the plane after heating problems developed on his tour bus.
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If I was a pilot, I'd want to do this on my FIRST DAY .
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My brilliant neighbour Joey is a mental health nurse. Last night her bike was stolen. It turned up on Gumtree - but when she gave police the name and address of the thief, they said they couldn't help because her investigative work would make it entrapment. This is NUTS.
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My colleague Sir John Curtice has a brain the size of Cornwall. But he also has the ability to make things really, really simple (this is unusual). So take a look at what he thinks this election is all about, because this clip makes it all clear:.
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PLEASE CAN WE ALL JUST BE NICE TO EACH OTHER.
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Is this really the French way of dealing with people who glue themselves to the road?
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And they are trialling some socially-distant restaurant service in Amsterdam .
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Just to say I'm very much looking forward to hosting my radio show on Monday — whoever the “BBC Presenter” in the news is, I have the same message for you as Rylan did earlier: it certainly ain't me.
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I never met anyone who didn’t love George Alagiah. He was compassionate, totally switched on, and really funny. He was one of the best TV reporters there’s ever been, but he had no ego. I was lucky enough to work with him in the Johannesburg bureau 25 years ago and I saw the.
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My favourite video of the month or maybe year. Let's laugh our way out of this!.(via @jobbieheid)
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When you get caught running through fields of wheat
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Dear Germany, .Thank-you for a great game of football last night. But I am very sorry we booed your national anthem. That should not have happened; it was embarrassing for our country. Love from England.
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Who is this couple? I love them!!! .
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I swear, lockdown is discovering the geniuses among us.
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She's ultra-shortsighted, and she's about to see mum and dad for the first time with these glasses. ❤️❤️❤️.
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Maybe she didn't forget all that stuff after all, Mr President.
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Killing Eve.Fleabag.The Making of Margaret Thatcher.Years and Years.Bodyguard.Line of Duty.McMafia.Keeping Faith.Dynasties.Our Girl.Mrs Wilson .FFS.
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Help me understand this. £££s will be delivered to people on PAYE. Okay, but what about plumbers, plasterers, handymen, painters & decorators, electricians? The stress levels in that sector are monumental. Forgive me if I missed the detail on that. #selfemployed.
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Oh, New Zealand, please let us borrow this advert in the UK. We need it so badly .@newzealand @newzealandnews @HelenClarkNZ @ThreeNewZealand.
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This clip now has 1.6m views, and 75% of people responding are defending the car driver. The child is FIVE. The driver MUST go dead slow, or stop. Any petrosexual who can't see this needs to cut up their driving licence and send the pieces back to the DVLA.
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Best. Ad. In. Shop. Window. Ever.
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Best moment of 2018? Took my daughter, 11, to see Bohemian Rhapsody. When we get home she locks herself away with the piano and then two hours later asks me to come and listen
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What an amazing man #DrMichaelMosley was. Friendly, open, modest, highly intelligent but also a born communicator — so rare. An adult mind, a child's curiosity. He did everything with enthusiasm. We're all going to miss him so much @BBCRadio2.
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I'm trying to resist naming the bully in this film — his name is all over Twitter anyway. More important, is it possible to do anything for the victim? A Syrian refugee who already had a broken wrist, apparently from a similar attack. Heartbreaking.
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Baby elephant about to drown. Mum & dad shove it to shallow end. Love this SO much .(via @KattyKayBBC, @BBCJonSopel).
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200 years divided by 20 defendants = 10 years each. 10-year sentence = 5 years in jail. The man who faked his death in a canoe accident got six years.
PICTURED: Huddersfield grooming gang jailed for more than 200 years.
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I have no idea where this came from
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Is throwing it back in justified?. RT for YES.Like for NO.
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I shared the first one, so I should be sharing this one too.
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Serious question. Why do people wear masks when they are driving alone in cars?.
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If you want to know why cyclists MUST ride 6ft out from parked cars, this is the reason (watch to the end).
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I'm not impressed with people who respond to the @stormzy attack on Jacob Rees-Mogg by saying loudly "Well I've never heard of Stormzy." Ignorance is not something to be proud of. Find out about him.
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Amazing moment this — cancelling a live feed of the man who is still the sitting President
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Amazing how much information you can get in a pub sign
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When I see this exchange ON CHRISTMAS DAY I just think we've had it as a species
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I apologise for the phrase I used earlier on the radio. While interviewing Scotland's oldest bagpiper, Billy McVie, 93, I told him: “I have got plenty of puff if you run out.” I now understand that means “I’ve got a shedload of ganja if you’ve smoked all yours.”.
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I’m starting to think the BBC Presenter involved in the scandal should now come forward publicly. These new allegations will result in yet more vitriol being thrown at perfectly innocent colleagues of his. And the BBC, which I’m sure he loves, is on its knees with this. But it.
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When the hunt is over and you've killed the duck, but the duck is cleverer than you think .(via @cory_1077).
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Sent to me by a doctor friend:
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This graphic is insane. I keep staring at it and thinking there must be something wrong. The gap between people in the poorest parts of Britain, and the richest. (via @INorBY2020)
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This morning. About an hour ago. Illegal right turn, then watch. Unbelievable.
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I'm very sad to hear that one of the Eggheads has died. Dave “Tremendous Knowledge” Rainford, famous for being banned from pub quiz machines in Manchester, was the best company after a recording: always fun and sociable. I never saw him angry or ungenerous, not once. RIP
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What an absolute disgrace to put this up. It would have been more literate if the tree had written it. Even the date is wrong.
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NO YOU CANNOT TURN THE CENTRAL HEATING ON IN AUGUST.
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Every. Second. Of this. I have never seen a cyclist-driver confrontation like this before. And towards the end it seems to jump the shark completely. Thank-you @MikeyCycling for sharing . more details here .
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100,000 people have flown into the UK since lockdown started on March 23, yet we are only now quarantining people who arrive. Why now, why not on March 23?.
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Extraordinary takedown of a co-presenter by @toryboypierce after she said #RussellBrand was her “hero.” I have never seen anything like this before.
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If I was one of the two Leeds students fined £10,000 for organising a snowball fight while the #CovidRestrictions were on, I might be feeling a little aggrieved this lunchtime.
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In the UK, if you walked outside an active court case in which you were the defendant and called it a "rigged trial" like this, your feet wouldn't even touch the ground on the way to jail .
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Probably the least pompous TV appearance by a Chancellor of the Exchequer in history. #BigNightIn
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Ian Buckles?.IAN BLOODY BUCKLES??!!?!?.
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How can this tree stump be causing so much damage when it is on the pavement?.
'Everyone is getting sick of it' - Tree stump in North Tyneside is causing 'thousands' in car damages
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RIP Valentina.
Combat doctor 🇺🇦 .Valentina Pushich .Sadly killed in action 💔.RIP 🙏. "Царство небесне і вічний спокій. Щирі співчуття рідним"
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I'm not down on Meghan and Harry, who in many ways I think have done a brave thing by trying to make their own way in the world. But I can't understand why any couple with a young child would want to live in this monstrosity, especially while campaigning for a cleaner planet
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Among many people tweeting lies about me, @NickyAACampbell, @GaryLineker and @Rylan yesterday was someone called @AndyPlumb4
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This is how the human race ends, everybody. We cover hedges with nets. We get permission to build flats because there are no birds. Then we live in the flats and feel pleased that no birdsong wakes us in the morning. Then we die. Sometimes I hate us.
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