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2 years
Russia: invades Ukraine Twitter: can't the US stop waging wars wtf??!??
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@ProudPatriot247 @mehdirhasan Lol Lmao even The entire internet is mocking your sorry selves and you think it's going the other way
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@rk3307190 @BUNNIMODER @wolfistop3 Wooooshing past a blue check, always.
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1 year
@Slplss_In_Japan @thetchuck @sorkincel The inquisition?? A blue checkmark doesn't substitute for *reading*
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2 years
Imagina alguém mais corno que um trabalhador por conta de outrém a votar IL. Eu não consigo.
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@RidersOfRohen @Ryan5833 @MattZeitlin I take it he made a really good joke about the absolute psychopathic nature of modern warfare.
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7 months
@budindepunk @AedraRising @judgementshae @Molly_Likes That's the setup, not the punchline. The punchline is that being happy actually trumps anything else. You need to be miserable to look at this and say: "this is a micro aggression!!" Jesus Christ.
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3 years
@elonmusk That how you spend your employees' Christmas time after telling 'em you're about to enter bankruptcy if they don't work overtime?
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4 years
@joskeprot @NoMansSky You must be the fun guy at parties
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10 months
@roger_santos7 @SICNoticias Burro blue check Of course
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6 months
@RidersOfRohen @Ryan5833 @MattZeitlin The "leftist" part of the joke is the very essence of it, and why I don't buy that a right wing comic would ever make it, which is the empathy towards Al Qaeda guys. He empathized with them as human beings. And he made the audience do so too. Can't see a right winger do that.
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1 year
@SamuelGabrielSG @BlkIlluminism @kidology_co @ElijahSchaffer Lmao you're defending her? Well that says it all doesn't it
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11 months
@surphs__upp @TheOneAbove9 @Shark3ozero @anxietyaloner You are all taking everything too seriously and clinging to what should otherwise be clear communication, but instead it's driven into smoke signal code with ridiculous dumb rules. It's easy. If you want to chat, chat. If you don't, don't. If you don't like the attention, say it
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Luís Dias
4 years
@UltimateLib @luisdollar09 @VaushV Yes he did, and to prove it I'll add ROFLMAO
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6 months
@RidersOfRohen @Ryan5833 @MattZeitlin Yeah tbf I think he's great at trying to unite everybody to his jokes. He's probably the only comic who does jokes about Trump well. I think Norm was precisely right about that point. I just don't think his empathy maps well to conservatives.
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3 years
@jbarro It's really about being a cool environmentalist who *checks notes* promotes the most ridiculous polluting technology on the planet right now (shitcoins)
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Luís Dias
11 months
@surphs__upp @TheOneAbove9 @Shark3ozero @anxietyaloner You're all playing silly games. Just be yourselves. If they don't like tou, they'll call it anything, clingy, needy, pathetic, whatever. If they like you, they'll call it silly and charming.
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10 months
@roger_santos7 @SICNoticias Pagar por coisas grátis lmaaoo
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4 years
@DuarteLeal11 @6SantoS6 Soas a um palerma que acabou de aprender a ler, fodasse
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1 year
@GoodIDeaDudes @Pupsker @MattBinder Oh look another natural racist shows up
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4 years
@ShellenbergerMD "It's all the other guy's fault" Every conservative, All the time. Amazing.
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4 years
@chrishazfun @shoe0nhead Ooooh biblically correct angels! Love them 🥰😍🥰
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6 months
@Cesarwitha_t @VaushV Protests are one thing, terrorism is another thing. Hope you learn to distinguish them.
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Luís Dias
2 years
@randehman @krisstraub @ThatSamWinkler This works great if you do exactly what you said you did, work everything in detail and leave only hints at the larger picture. Nowadays it seems some people love to do the reverse. They set up interesting things and come up with the whole picture "later", mystery box style.
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4 months
@wizardofux @Sietchposting It was established and it is irrelevant to see them in dune 2. Blue check doing blue check things.
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6 months
@freninism @TrueSlazac That's right. You're a tankie dweeb.
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4 years
@lukeyboy1865 @mattforde It's designed. It's on purpose.
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3 years
@lackingsaint No, it's because he decided to bail himself out of his businesses by selling billions worth of shares, while pretending all of it being about "paying his fair share of taxes"
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Luís Dias
4 years
@thisissaucey @StantonThe3rd @bestradamus @Fecta23 @JordanUhl You're blaming the victim. Stop it. Fox news will always lie, no matter what. They will make people hate BLM no matter what. Don't blame those who are clear on their agenda for the lies fox news creates.
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1 year
@Slplss_In_Japan @thetchuck @sorkincel What in the world are you talking about. If you're just spouting random irrelevant things might as well just be quiet.
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11 months
@xjordo89 @GothamChess Ah yes, he's trying to get to the Atlantic
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5 years
@LanktheDank @Alice___owo @Snowka85 @____Colin_____ @SarahMAGrammet @codybondarchuk He did a lot of edgy things. He's either an idiot or a genuine Nazi sympathizer. Or both. Couldn't care less about the difference.
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10 months
@MattPolProf "And a conservative is someone who looks at this state of affairs and not only shrugs at it, forces everyone else to shrug too. Luis Dias
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8 months
@OurielOhayon @MattBinder Tell me one bad sentence in that paragraph
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9 years
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6 months
@freninism @TrueSlazac Imagine being a leftist and endorsing... Jonah Goldberg.
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@meneer_pastoor @BadLegalTakes Imagine feeling sorry for Saddam's imperial army.
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3 years
@clorble @richardknieriem @NaFun @D_Lonnegan @TaylorOgan I guess we now know how Tesla has solved the Trolley problem.
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@IamHST @DiscussingFilm "That works for me" Says the blue check. Of course it does, sweetie
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1 year
@RealAn0n @zei_squirrel @_bilaire Omg you're right, this explains wh.... wait. No, it shows the ghoulish prick remains a ghoulish prick.
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1 year
@CrackSandwich58 @SaeedDiCaprio There's zero difference between being poor and having parents with emerald mines, apparently
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5 years
@mtracey "...But enough about me!"
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@jibtie @theJuiceLeeroy @wHaCkEdJW Those donations aren't in his name. He can't use them for a write off
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Luís Dias
9 years
Journalist accuses gamers of racism cos #PCMasterRace Gets proper feedback. " #Gamergate is harrassing again". All. The. Fucking. Time.
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Luís Dias
6 years
@zrok_ @randygdub that's the point: Ben literally paid Saavedra to praise his tweets.
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Luís Dias
3 years
@rocketmanNFT @DanMoffTarkin @RollingStone @BoredApeYC The only argument NFTers have is "but I got them moneys" Same shit every pyramid schemer ever said.
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4 years
@EyezUphigh @Styx666Official It's almost as if this was a 4chan troll op
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1 year
@GamingNewsWatch @SamuelGabrielSG @BlkIlluminism @kidology_co @ElijahSchaffer I am keeping track. You're not, making silly statements like that.
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Luís Dias
3 years
@jordanbpeterson No one is dying in that film, that's how.
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@imJohnyS @enfermeira_a @homo_viator Tenta pensar antes de Twittar
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7 months
@jibtie @theJuiceLeeroy @wHaCkEdJW They're not tax deductible for him
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4 years
@LearnedAndVile @asbrownpe @sweetwillow1969 This is what's left for losers who always flunked their own education, the poor souls.
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10 months
@schemathingz @sam_d_1995 @ne0liberal It follows the typical trend. Democrat does something a bit out of the ordinary (tan suit), republican does sexual shit around minors. Centrist: "they're the same". Tired of this nonsense.
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3 years
@ESYudkowsky You fall prey easily to silly geek marketing.
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6 years
@karnoa @Daniel_Saenz24 Yes, if you ignore the consequences of your actions, you can call these actions "good".
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@loftipixels @jailedamanda Holy shit you bought Twitter to try to show how much of an idiot you are to everyone else?
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@maggiekb1 @clovis69 @aleroi @PlanetDr Yes, they do, especially when you let them, like how you're doing here.
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@matospereiracom Confirmado: és uma conta paródia.
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4 years
@mtracey Oh look, weaponizing transphobia. How classy.
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4 years
@johndarts2020 @theJeremyVine stop watching bullshit videos. stop spreading conspiracy theories.
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@ashoncrawley @taraxrh No it's not. These people who are berating this young man and his courageous decision would be the first neighbors of his to throw stones at him whenever he comes out of jail time. They always downplay anything others do.
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@fcancio Bem, chamar a duas raparigas de "jarras" pode ser considerado sexismo, no mínimo.
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@matospereiracom Não posso. Isto já nem sequer poder ser conta paródia
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4 years
@thetoodinho @davedrinkswater @hasanthehun You're really tiresome in your paranoia.
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3 years
@mtracey Yes, it's them who are in the wrong, Michael. Not you, them. Always believe in that, my dude, that's the path of greatness.
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@shaun_jen u no need no rebrandin to do that skullface
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@GayRepublicSwag Oh look a fascist
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@GuyWithPPMS @KnowNothingTV @briebriejoy @chick_in_kiev She was always like this, people just don't see it, takes time.
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@tenmakenz0 @Jsk1T @CoolHandJames0 @shoe0nhead How dare me classify someone sharing anti Semitism and racism in general a "nazi".
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@satan_ist_cool @supremebeme @aleksliving Jesus, this feels like watching a restaurant kitchen for the first time and watching the cook spit in the dishes to add humidity. Just, no. Learn the math. Learn the geometry. Respect them.
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@easton_le @Bolverk15 You don't have to wonder if you read the books. You can just see what Leto II becomes.
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@DavidAFrench @benshapiro Booohoooo they're not catering to meeeeee booooooohoooooo
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@PrisonPlanet @Kherman112 @jaredlholt @MattBors Still hellbent in proving the comic is spot on, Paul.
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@SmurfThe267359 @kommanderkarl @rubentavares I don't understand your problem. He's slowly explaining to you how cyberpunk has a much better rendering technology than battlefield, despite some images not appearing to show that difference.
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@roninmma_ @leahHope4RDem @BrettEasterbro @RaceBannon1260 Lmao yeah let's compare with the dude who looked through the door with the pageants and went on Epstein's plane.
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3 years
@RichVilla13 @biggestjoel @TheOmniLiberal He's also right and correct. And fuck destiny for this crap.
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4 years
@MemeHerder @amazingatheist Yeah let's ignore the fascists in power, let's all talk instead of sjws. You've been conned.
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5 years
@FulfordMalcolm @sapinker @NiskanenCenter Anyone who has come across any study of non-linear equations would obviously (and correctly) guess that you are absolutely wrong. History is a chaotic development of both long periods of stability followed by short bursts of radicalization. For both good and bad.
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@Kaiyalai @viktorvaughn__ @BananaGuyDude @jasonschreier Exactly, this TRiplE AAa GaMinG idiocy has to end already, as if a game is anything worse because you can't see subsurface scattering between the 30k facial unborn hairs. I hoped that once we reached some level of graphical tech, the industry would calm itself. But noo.
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@joao_based @emotionsyphilis @miguel_milhao @MRMortagua @ruitavares e isso diz o quê deles, âh? Pensa um pouco caralho
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@FPLPremTipster @JPaaronm @plgtre @NoContextBrits Just take the L and move on ffs, you're wrong, that happens.
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10 months
@Blueelectron4 @thebsktcase Wtf u talking about, he makes videos that he likes and earns his living.
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3 years
@theserfstv @shaun_vids The quartering had anything to do with gg??
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4 years
@flammenzhan This one you're referring to? I don't want to drag this, but I'm just confused. Isn't her point about having soft blocked him 6 times and he not getting the hint? I hadn't read anything about her writing him off 6 times. Either way, it's a moot point. He's an idiot, at best.
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@MinervaRevista_ @dinisofer @SIConline Vai pó caralho João. Acabaste de comparar o capitão de Abril com um merdas neo-nazi cujo único feito na vida foi escapar-se de uma condenação por assassínio. PÓ CARALHO.
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4 years
@ScottAdamsSays Hey Scott riddle me this, what happens if you tell your voting base that voting is useless because it's rigged anyway? If you are having trouble finding the answer too that, check the Georgia results.
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