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There's millions of people who want to irresponsibly vote for Trump to "send a message" and then get liberals to protect them from the bad things Trump tries to do. These idiots' lesson from 2016 is the libs will always protect them. But this time, we won't.
Most Trump supporters I talk to privately admit they support him while not wanting him to implement most of the policies he has proposed. Not only that but they acknowledge that most of his policies would be extremely damaging if implemented. What kind of weird hypnosis is this?.
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I'll stand up for Gen Z men here for a second. Gen Z women both want men to always make the first move. But they also want to crucify on worldwide social media any Gen Z man who they perceive as even mildly "creepy" when they approach them.
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1950s CIA if they found out prominent media members were in a conspiracy with the Russians.
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Rich white folks in Manhattan being told they need to vote democratic to protect poor minority communities in queens & the bronx that are enthusiastically voting Trump is not a stable dynamic.
very weird time where affluent people vote Democrat to raise their own taxes and working class people vote Republican to raise *their* own taxes.
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@XEng How do I stop Elon's algorithmically boosted slop posts from appearing in my timeline now???.
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@cheer_wine In fairness, this will radicalize you against anything. In my experience the worst most toxic people from any "profession" are the ones active on online forums.
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Millennials telling Gen Z "just ask out any girl in person, worked for me" are like boomers who used to tell us to just get a minimum wage job and save up for a home down payment because that's what worked for them in the 1970s. Millennials never faced this level of scrutiny.
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I've never changed an opinion faster than I have in the last 6 months about how much I loath Gen Z. I became a Democrat because a Republican in 2007 had me delivering pizzas with a degree. These people became fascists because they're "only" getting 64k as a starting salary.
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@johnlk_80 I think you misunderstand how this works in micro. For every viral post you see on Twitter. There's 100,000 Instagram stories posted of "omg can you believe Trevor asked me out, what a creep!" and everyone in the whole highschool can see it and respond with laugh emojis.
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@ArmandDoma Just your daily reminder that the supreme court ruled that the police have no legal duty to redner aid. The court case that decided this was 2 NYPD on a subway that refused to stop a knife attack happening in front of them. Only stepped in after passengers subdued the murderer.
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@torriangray He went there to kill people.He killed people.And he's celebrated for killing people. That's all there is to it. To him it was all just a Call of Duty mission.
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@bo_banducci I'm giving tough love to my girlies who are creating the conditions of their own loneliness. And I'm sad to report, it's considerably more than 5%.
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@pnwsnorlax_ Good vibes comes from practice. But you can't practice if everyone in the highschool is laughing at you because someone posted an Instagram story of you getting shot down asking a girl out at lunch.
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@vanillaopinions Every election when it happens "durr I'll just stay home because they're both just as bad. Every election 10 years later "wow the obviously worse guy made things way worse in ways that will take a lifetime to repair".
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@AricToler I figured Tim Pool was just too naturally stupid to get involved in a conspiracy. But I would be so happy to see all these folks get, at a minimum, all their money civil asset forfeitured by the Feds.
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@agraybee But he gets to chair a blue ribbon commission! They wouldn't give him a big beautiful blue ribbon unless he was a very special boy, would they?.
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@Captain_Fubar Most K-12 schools barely touch any topics that are within living memory because the school system doesn't want some parent showing up at the principle's office asking why the school taught little Tommy "some of that woke shit" or whatever. It's a lot safer to teach Teapot Dome.
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@opinonhaver The quote from the article I read said something to the effect of "we put all our budget into the one thing that matters, the pressure hull, and the rest was DIY." So most likely the power failed but the pressure hull held and they simply sunk and waited to run out of air.
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@SaltyFrenchBoi New fear unlocked. "The U.S. Navy's sonar emits 235-decibel pressure waves. Any waves above 210 Db, the lethal noise can bore straight through your brain until it hemorrhages".
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@skulthorp I didn't know how to process my emotions during an intense ethnic war. But then then the Assistant to the Regional Manager had coffee with me and now I'm right as rain.
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Since this post escaped containment allow me to clarify:. 1. While I appreciate all the men saying "skill issue" in my replies, my post was actually talking to the girls. 2. I hope girls have more empathy when men initiate, don't be mean.3. I hope more girls start asking guys out.
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Ukranians have learned to communicate with the median American voter better than Democrats.
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@pnwsnorlax_ I don't think you're conceptualizing the scale of social media. Back in our day the embarrassment would be 1 girl, or maybe her group of like 5 girls. Now the embarrassment is posted for hundreds or thousands to laugh at or call a freak. Boys can't risk it, so they stop trying.
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@ImNotOwned Conservatives talk about guns as if they're a magic spell or a talisman. There's literally not a single moment in this entire video where reaching for a gun would have resulted in anything other than immediately getting killed.
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@ABeardedPanda It's kind of wild that the invention of the pallet and the shipping container are up there with the wheel and it took us thousands of years to figure it out.
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@gallandguile You know she voted for "small government Republicans" her whole life and now is going to expect a FEMA bailout to rebuild her home at your taxpayer expense.
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@christianizcool But this isn't even Oscar bait. This is more like "crazy rich Asians" and other lighthearted dramatic comedies 🤷♂️. If superhero movies are fast food McDonald's this meme is describing, like, Applebee's. you're still a long way from fine dining. .
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The conspiracy theory I most believe is that straight dating apps use an algorithm that actively prevents you from getting matched with people you'd fall in love with so you keep staying on the app looking for something you'll never get.
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@becauseberkeley As long as there's homeless in America, they should build these twice as tall.
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@CollieYimby I smoked in college, hung out at smoky bars, and was against the smoking bans at the time. I was a dumb young guy. The bans are awesome and the smell of stale smoke is terrible.
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@BeLong22811414 @edburmila It was defined as satire by a member of the British aristocracy as a joke that "merit" just results in a new aristocracy of people who each agree the other "merits" inclusion. An aristocracy by any other name. A meritocracy.
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@polishXcellence "they're not brave enough to knock on the door and. ". Bruh, we literally march down main street every year. What are you talking about?.
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@NickTagliaferro Look at these arrogant Europeans saying which country their from instead of simply stipulating "The EU".
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@LittleMammith I lived my whole life believing the internet isn't real life and it's just an echo chamber of the bottom 5% failures of humanity. Up until the richest man in the world bought this website and started tweeting like a bottom 5 percentile human failure.
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@Iamsock Every "fight for $15 minimum wage for food workers" guy from 2016 turned into "I hate Joe Biden for making my sandwiches more expensive 😭" guy without looking into the mirror one single time in 8 years.
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@Noahpinion Antisemitism + 2024 covid anxiety + therapy = hey guys, maybe the 2010s idea of lumping every issue together into an intersectional omni-issue universal struggle wasn't such a good idea after all.
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@ImNotOwned I actually laughed at "spoiled Skittles". Yeah I remember when the Smiths committed genocide against me on Halloween by putting old Skittles in my trick or treat bag.
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Straight people are tweeting about Obergefell again. I know y'all love to hear yourselves talk. But all that needs to be said is if you support gay folks then vote Kamala. If you don't vote Kamala, you are not supporting your gay friends. Period. End of story.
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@bgmasters I'm not surprised that a $10,000 suit wearing elite from San Francisco has to "imagine" what a trucker is like, since you've never worked a hard day in your life. Hope you enjoyed beclowning yourself for the last year cosplaying as a redneck. Arizona wasn't fooled.
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@spacenuance @therecount Yes, because Elon "hates big government" but he owes all his personal wealth to Democratic big government space funding and Democratic big government EV subsidies.
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@sock_dem Cernovich is the Pizza gate guy. He's literally just a "make shit up" conspiracy theorist for clicks and retweets.
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@mikebettes @weatherchannel Let me guess, all these "small government" Republicans are going to want a multi-billion-dollar bailout from blue state taxpayers, while they continue to insult blue state taxpayers?.
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@BlueRepublik What I like about Slazac is he's the perfectly average European. That conversation was perfect "flummoxed Euro asking American about how to do wars good".
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Liberals fail to realize how many conservatives are just easily foolable rubes and Republicans knowingly and gleefuly fool them. Republicans knew this was what pro-life policy would be, liberals knew this was what pro-life policy would be. But Susannah didn't listen and voted R.
This isn't true. No one in the pro-life movement has either wanted or worked hard for something like this to happen.
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@poetryalpastor @mnolangray Yes you can get an old Xbox for practically free because Microsoft produces more and more xboxs. Meanwhile, old homes are not practically free because we don't build very many new homes.
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@DrLoupis This is literally what happened. Pelosi, McConnell, and Trump were some of the first people on the planet to get vaccinated against covid.
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@Osinttechnical "sank while being towed in a storm". Oh really? What happened immediately before it was towed. "Ammunition exploded". And what caused that. "Well, there was this small Neptune missile incident. ".
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@thejb_stan No generation of any nation in all human history were born into as many natural advantages as the boomers, and look at how miserable they all turned out. Hollowed out America, pulled up all the ladders behind them, will die wealthier than any generation, yet completely miserable.
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@CartoonsHateHer Because all those fantasy posts are all written by bitter 18 year old male gas station attendants who got rejected by girlbosses.
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@ArmandDoma "from the river to the sea" absolutely means ethnically cleaning Jews from Palestine. There is no other definition of the phrase.
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@AnneNotation Duckduckgo has really started to come through for me when I want to search for something that happened longer than 60 days ago.
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My theory that Trump has a hard ceiling of only 47% of voters who will even consider voting for him is gaining steam. Trump is consistently stuck at 47% in every poll while the difference between him being up or down is simply Kamala's number in the poll.
All Pennsylvania polls since Monday:. QPac: Harris +5, 51/46.MassInc: Harris +4, 50/46.NYT: Harris +4, 49/45.Suffolk: Harris +3, 49/46.F&M: Harris +3, 49/46.MorCon: Harris +2, 49/47.WaPo: Harris +1, 48/47.Marist: tied 49/49.Emerson: Trump +1, 48/47.Ins. Advantage: Trump +2, 50/48.
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@AntifaSarkeesi3 I lives through 1984 and 2004. American voters absolutely love voting for incumbent presidents for absolutely no reason. Give them an incumbent and most swing voters will just vote for them no questions asked.
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@vanillaopinions The biggest lie ever told is "high school is the best years of your life". I can't emphasize how they're oh so very much not.
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@lxeagle17 I think @Noahpinion was the first to point out that online leftism isn't about Marxist socialism anymore, it's a fantasy about becoming a landed aristocrat with invisible servant serfs.
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@AK_Organizer @PanasonicDX4500 Oh, you know why it matters to the people who will get mad at this.
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@alfred_twu I think "massing breaks" is such ugly architecture and it's wild to me that it's legally mandated.
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@estherzelda0514 $48k in 2010 dollars is the exact same as the $64k in 2025 dollars inflation adjusted. You have a PHD they have a bach degree. You managed not to become a fascist, they are having a harder time with that. .
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@PIHillBelichick Wow bro yeah West is totally going to fall any minute now, your army is so close.
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@DaSkrubKing It's literally just vibes. Media called it "highway of death" so touchy feel leftists emotionally responded "that sounds awful!" and that's all it took to turn it into a meme that's lasted 30 years. And ppl wonder by Fox or the KGB thinks it's trivially easy to dupe Americans.
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@rieszspieces You're actually missing the more important variable. 4 fingers + thumb isn't some perfect tool. The only reason we "intelligently design" such a tool for the robot is everything in our built environment is specifically designed for the coincidence of our 4 fingers + thumb.
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@oryxspioenkop Wow, the T-90M is the creme de la creme of Russian tanks. It's believed Russia only has 40 in service.
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@rieszspieces I absolutely hate October election Twitter because my feed is always "the candidates are doing things that don't appeal to me: a highly educated liberal voter who made up their mind about how I was going to vote years ago. Why won't they say more things that appeal to meeee?".
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@armapostagem Also, you can't freely travel in north Korea. Everything he saw on his trip was a pre-planned "tour" that might have been a Potemkin for the cameras that they clearly knew he was filming. It's not like he grabbed a motorcycle and went to random waterparks in random villages.
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@DaSkrubKing I don't think it's a coincidence at all that we're in election season and a significant voter suppression wave of propoganda is starting to roll out among dem-voting constituencies.
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@rossman_ella Its been 1 week. One quick week. Things haven't even begun to happen and strikes are already breaking out? . Russia has no clue the size of the economic tidal wave that's on its way.
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Y'all called me crazy when I said the far left prefers Trump to Biden. Now they're saying it openly:.
Joe Biden is arguably the worst Democratic president since the Civil War and indisputably the biggest failure since then.
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@DaSkrubKing Social media normalizing war crimes and genocide by robbing those words of their actual meaning is going to have terrible results in the future.
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@Osinttechnical Ah but you see these were just the conscript oil tanks, I'm sure soon Putin is just keeping the elite oil tanks in reserve!.
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@IRHotTakes Anyone who wants to go to battle with the USA really should pay attention to the fact we can tell Yemen exactly where and when we'll drop bombs and still hit them with hundreds of thousands of pounds of ordinance while taking zero casualties.
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@Roal_Yr The lesson everyone should learn from Ukraine is if you're a minor power who could be invaded by a major power, get nukes and never give up your nukes. RU wouldn't have invaded if UKR kept their nukes. Taiwan should pay attention.
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@JuliaDavisNews "if the 300,000 conscripts had been sent in earlier in the war they just would have been lost already.". That would not fill me with confidence if I was a conscript that heard that on my nation's propoganda channel.
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@flamuchz Let me guess, all those bots have the following profiles. AI generated face picture. Description in bio that say something like "dog dad. Conservative. Christian. Free thinker.".
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@danlehnermusic The truth is much more banal. He doesn't believe any of it. He's just playing to his audience. And he as he's writing his annual performance reviews he puts out another "banger" so he can show his boss how many retweets he's capable of generating. if only they promote him. .
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@nikicaga Tradcaths are heretics. Embrace the gay and embrace the trans. If you don't, you are outside of God's love.
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@NickButler My god, the guy who's spent decades in the Senate actually (checks notes) knows how to deal with senators!.
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@NickTagliaferro I, for one, think evil Republicans and evil corporations fighting each other is good.
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@whstancil When I say 99% of online leftists are LARPing this is exactly what I'm talking about.
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@himbopresident Because half of them are inauthentic anonymous Republican accounts and the other half are their useful idiots.
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@rhcm123 The vibes are "ACAB unless it's a secret Chinese police station in which case I love the cops!".
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@OverUnderClover @dispositive "sure the supreme court will end democracy and usher in far-right autocracy but the email lady just didn't excite me enough, you know?".
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@noclador Yesterday there was a combat video on a Ukranian drone dropping a bomb on one Russian soldier receiving fellatio from another Russian soldier. I think that's an appropriate metaphor for this war.
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