After Hours guy of the Zero Fucks clan. Laughs incessantly. Terrible gamer, thinks it's funny. Twitch Partner. Vtubing kinda neat. (
@digitalvagrant
@vt
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@JoCat105
I cannot imagine allowing a single youtube video to spiral me into this level of obsessive madness. These people have made up an entire novel's worth of fiction in their heads based off of you making a silly animation.
Do they have lives? Goals? Anything?
Hey folks.
@RadiaActive_VT
is one of the most important people in my life, and her brother's passing has dropped an enormous weight on her.
I've put together a GoFundMe to try to help cover the costs of her brother's funeral. Anything you can contribute, I'd be grateful.
@JoCat105
It literally only matters if you're involved in GW-related events like competitive play, because obviously they are against any competition to their own models.
If you're just fucking around? Have at it. Who cares?
Every penny I spent on these has been absolutely worth it.
Continuing to harrass
@SovietWomble
for my rightful Minecraft property via proxy is just a bonus.
And the final piece
@ZFDigiVagrant
commissioned me for,
@SovietWomble
! Glad I got the chance to work on these, and Digi has been super awesome the entire time.
Jocat has been one of the sweetest people I've ever met during my time discovering the joys of content creation. This actually breaks my heart.
To the seething degenerates who decided a cute animation was worthy of harassment and lunacy, please jump in a tire fire.
If this is what it takes to be a content creator online, I don't think I'm cut out for it
read:
TL;DR, I’m going to finish up my current ongoing projects, and then I’m going to be taking an indefinite break from making content
I knew it.
It always. Always. ALWAYS leads back to financebros.
There is a community of rich dipshits in this country that fetishize monetary success as some hallmark of morality and intelligence, regardless of how sociopathic they have to be to get it.
Imagine having an imminent Russian invasion hanging over your head and still being determined to meme as hard as you can about it on bird site.
Legend.
For those interested, the exterminator grabbed a picture before he closed the door and told me not to open it at all until he returned.
No, I don't know how much farther it goes behind the insulation. I don't really wanna think about it.
@zfcyanide
Smile. Do not make any sudden movements.
When you are certain that attention is sufficiently diverted, tactical roll to the floor. Egress toward the door should be on all fours and as fast as possible.
There may be pursuit. Do not look back. You will find only terror. Godspeed.
Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward.
We’re still
@TheSpiffingBrit
The more I look at drip fashion the more I realize we're all just tip toeing toward cyberpunk fashion, we just don't have good enough LED clothing yet.
I shitposted and went off to play funny factory game, did not realize this tweet broke containment
Mandatory self-promotion shilling, watch me on twitch I guess
@SovietWomble
Soviet: "Nooooo guys, I'm sorry, it's quarter past ten, it's already late! I need to get to bed."
Also Soviet: "It's one thirty in the morning, better tweet about my dog's butthole."
It took me since last year, but I've actually made a Youtube video.
I present to you Rust: A Tactical Assessment.
It's exactly what it sounds like. I swear.
I got the opportunity to commission
@SIRArtwork
over the holiday season, and it was worth every penny. Look at this. It is amazing.
10/10 would commission in nog-induced haze again.
@zentreya
Imma be real, being physically BURNT by a product you were in no position to replace or not use is...pretty much a top-tier reason to get pissed.
I feel you on it feeling gross after venting, though. It's not a fun feeling, even if it's justified.
This is some unholy-level lunacy. Why the hell did you name it after me? I genuinely feel uncomfortable.
This doesn't sound convincing, it sounds like a robot hoping to scam you out of your mortgage.
Excited to announce v(1.0) of Digi, the future of AI Romantic Companionship, for IOS and Android 🤖
Site:
Twitter:
@digiaiapp
A quick thread on features, and where we go from here (1/13)
Sony doubled down.
I genuinely don't know if I want to play Helldivers anymore after this. I even already HAD a PSN account, that's not the point. This just feels...gross.
I'm honestly crushed. I really did love the game.
@VexTheSunEater
It is morbidly fascinating to me that the alpha male brainrot has gotten to a point where the concept of stepfather is apparently alien to them now.
Do they expect people to devour their current kids like a spider when a new mate appears?
These people baffle me.
Companion went in for an appointment about breast reduction surgery today.
Thanked me for taking the time to talk with them about it after the fact.
"No problem, I know you probably had a lot you wanted to get off your chest."
I AM THE GREATEST CONVERSATIONALIST, YES I AM.
Hey
@TwitchSupport
, wanna explain to me why a 23 subscriber youtuber is abusing your system to throw multiple copyright claims at me for the same section of my stream while claiming to own a copyright they definitely don't?
I have an actual license to use this. I'm not happy.
Cheerfully shaking hands with
@shylilytwitch
while having no clue it was her is probably one of the funnier things I've obliviously done this con
My friends didn't realize I didn't know until like 20 minutes later
Been planning to introduce a more formalized segment where I can bring people on to chat about niche interests and nerd talk of all sorts, and it's finally time.
Welcome to After Hours, first stream this Wednesday at 12PM PST.
My first guest? A certain historical pig.
Saw an actual hand specialist. Thinks there's at least a 50% chance the tendon got partially severed to at least some degree and the previous doctors just missed it/didn't look close enough.
I've got surgery regardless on Friday.
Bit distraught atm.
It's sinking in that I genuinely could have died 'cause that thing was 6 feet from my head when I was putzing around in a small enclosed room with the door closed. I would have gotten swarmed with no warning and been trapped.
Haha. I think I'm going to take it easy today.
@heygortys
You tried. And that little mouse spent the past hours of his life knowing more warmth and kindness than he ever expected put of the world.
You did good.
Welp, I've hit 5k followers. I've gained more followers in the last two weeks or so than I have in the last year.
Y'all really like it when I clown on
@SovietWomble
, don't you?
For those of you unaware, this is a nuclear-level mistake in the aeronautical industry. Forget 1, this is DEFCON ZERO. This should NEVER happen. EVER. And yet it did.
McDonnell Douglas's bean-counting management have DESTROYED Boeing.
Two years,
@fedex
. For two years I've dealt with this garbage. Your drivers will not deliver to my house. They lie that I'm not home. Ask for a signature? They falsify it. I had an incredibly expensive mic left on top of a COMPOST BIN 500 feet from my house.
It's a HILL.
The Airbnb collapse is real.
Revenues are down nearly 50% in cities like Phoenix and Austin.
Watch out for a wave of forced selling from Airbnb owners later this year in the areas hit hardest by the revenue collapse.
I would like to congratulate
@SovietWomble
on his recent completion of our new deluxe space vacation package on the Space Engineers server, courtesy of the ZF Tourism Board. We commend Mr. Womble on his contributions to the continuing commercialization of the cosmos!
The good news is we found the nest!
The bad news is it's the size of a fucking volleyball and I have to live with several thousand new roommates for another two days until the exterminator comes to take it and part of the insulation out and seal the hole in the wall.
Hahaha. 🫠
As commemoration for the successful completion of our Portal 2 Co-Op streams, I present you,
@JollyWangcore
, with this masterpiece.
No need to thank me. Just appreciate great art for what it is.
Today on "ways I did not expect to start my weekend":
1.) A stream with 2.4k viewers by the end of it that I threw together in like ten minutes
2.) A front row seat to a Russian civil war erupting in real-time
I am very annoyed I have to sleep at some point.
I am quite legitimately at a loss for words for what ya'll did today.
Over 800 gift subs. For my stupid self. I don't know how to thank everyone enough.
I think I'll just let what one of my viewers made speak for me.
@heygortys
@zfcyanide
What in the blazing blue fuck?
That's got to be American in origin. That brand of eye-watering non-stop crazy sounds way too familiar.
Welp. I have, at long last, reached my breaking point.
I keep politics off my social media as much as possible. It's not the kind of heavy topic I want people to think about with me.
But if you don't go fucking vote after this shitshow, I'm going to shiv you in the kidneys.
Just took my first new dose of ADHD meds in probably close to a decade.
To say I am nervous is an understatement. My relationship with meds has not been a particularly smooth one throughout my life.
Here's hoping for the best.