The Spiffing Brit 🫖
@TheSpiffingBrit
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The proud Tea Lord of over 4 Million subscribers
United Kingdom
Joined September 2016
"I can live without inventing, but I can't live without my best pal" - Wallace 2024.Oh how I cried 11/10 cracking good film
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❤️My Husband And I Wish You A Very Happy Pride Month❤️
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Channels deleted. Great way to end a holiday tbh
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I Take All Accusations of Plagiarizing very seriously.And I have been left with no other choice. It is with a heavy heart I must announce that I will be issuing a DMCA Takedown on every Other British Youtuber. Thank you for understanding
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What a great Christmas present. Thanks riot for the easy money 💰.
Riot Games is offering up to $100K to anyone that finds exploits in their anti-cheat system, Vanguard
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FIXED* Choose Your Own Streaming Adventure
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I AM NOW VERIFIED!!! . As my first decree you must now refer to me as High King Spiff 👑👑👑.
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Heads up not YouTube's fault it's my own for falling for a very nice scam . YouTube friends fixing it atm but until then I am going to be shaking and crying like an anxious sausage.
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Lol 😆 imagine saving up to go on holiday to florida 🤣 . In other unrelated news I'm about to experience my first hurricane. .
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Channel is still deleted so no birthday stream today. Maybe in a few days when its back. Till then enjoy this terrible dad joke. How does the cat celebrate its birthday? . It turns up the mewsic.
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Ladies and gentleman the 57th prime minister of the United Kingdom
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OOF.
Cities Skylines 2 is on course to be the biggest disappointment in gaming this year. I have played hundreds of hours and this is my review of the current state of the game and what's gone wrong. CS1 is the greatest city builder ever created and it took the world by storm.
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Devastated to hear about the passing of Paul (Mitten Squad). He was one of the most dedicated and hard working creators in the Bethesda World. I hope he is at peace and aware of the hours of joy he brought to millions of people ❤️.
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My dream bf.- Irish.- Can Rumble and tumble.- Drift King.- Professional gamer.- Always in a suit.- Sings Country Roads.- Committed A Wooloo Genocide.- Number 1 meta-verse streamer. @RTGameCrowd
My dream bf.- 6ft.- $300-500K total comp.- very ambitious & driven.- 27-33yo.- brown eyes.- loves nyc.- rlly funny but a bit weird.- rlly kind & has a moral system.- not trust fund baby (self made).- good taste.- good listener & planner.- loves running & reading.- loves me a LOT.
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5000 likes and I wear this t-shirt when I meet Todd Howard @ GDC
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Cities Skylines 2 is on course to be the biggest disappointment in gaming this year. I have played hundreds of hours and this is my review of the current state of the game and what's gone wrong. CS1 is the greatest city builder ever created and it took the world by storm.
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Ahhh sorry Mr Youtube Officer It wont happen again
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We survived!
The local wafflehouse is closed. The end times are upon us.
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I have broken youtube. I have created a 1 SECOND long short that currently has a 1400% viewer retention statistic because the average person is watching for 14 seconds.
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There are 3 types of YouTubers:.1. Doesn't Drive.2. Drives a 6yo second hand car worth £600.3. Drives a Tesla.
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Me pressing the Mute Elon button every 15 seconds and still seeing his fucking tweets
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If you vote for me in the 2024 General Election I promise to stop wasting our precious resources dropping bombs in Yemen. Instead I propose a new plan where we detonate our weapons of mass destruction domestically above the skies of Hull. British weapons For British People 😌
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I appreciate all the dms telling me about my channel <3 mucho love friends. Channel should be back in 1-3 days. Till then I will be anxiously vibrating about a hotel
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I feel I have to speak out before rumours of the incident become public. It is with my deepest and sincerest apologies to admit that I have betrayed your trust, friendship and respect with my mistake. I am sorry to announce that I am currently in France. Plz forgive me 🇫🇷
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I'm on a dinner date what do I say she's so cute and I'm nervous.
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Reasons I am tweeting myself: . 1. I look amazing and feel great 😘. 2. I need to use this tweet as a tax write-off 🙃
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The local wafflehouse is closed. The end times are upon us.
Shout out to the Florida man playing rock you like a hurricane on blast in the Walmart 👍. 10/10 immersion.
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Hey Elon you turned off my two factor. Then said I can turn it back on ANY TIME. But I can't because you need twitter blue 🤡.For a billionaire you sure are a cheap fuck 🤷
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US Streamer House Goals 🇺🇸 VS British Streamer House Goals 🇬🇧
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I remember his face the first time he saw me ❤️Happy Pride month From Myself and my E-Husband ❤️
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There will never be another royal like this again. Feel rather odd tbh. So off to pop the kettle on and raise a cup of tea to the immortal.
The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon. The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.
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Finally we can all sleep safely at night knowing the tree beast is no more! 🛌🌚🥐🥐🥐🥐🥐
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If you need me I am fleeing to Sealand after my next Rimworld video.
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@RTGameCrowd @IOInteractive I am amazed @IOInteractive did not pick this up in basic QA testing!!! How cant they predict that random internet psychopaths need this feature! 😠😠😠😠.
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Tis the season once more 🌈.
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Who knew she was such a fan of grand strategy games 🤔
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Happy new year from two tea filled Brits in rural Scotland! . I hope we are all able to live our most perfectly balanced lives in 2022
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Bugger me sideways with a tea bag! .How on earth did this happen. Well now it's time to invade countries with smaller populations right???
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You just asked your manager at Activision for equal pay - Circa 2021
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Wikipedia please list me all the countries Britain has invaded:
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❌ Never accept tea offered by the Russian President ❌. You don´t know what Vladimir Putin 🧐.
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It would appear I am dead.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children?. Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney.
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I will be at #Gamescom this year so if you have a beloved creation to show off please let me know! . (So that I can pummel it like a baby seal)
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My day is ruined and my disappointment in America is unmeasurable.
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Food £200.Data £70.Rent £800.Yorkshire Tea £7,342.Utility £150. someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying.
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This woman just joined my local council meeting and banned everyone whilst shouting "YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE"
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As a YouTuber I take mistakes very seriously. That means that especially when I make mistakes in videos it is my duty to ensure they do not happen again. So going forward each time a typo makes it into a video one of my interns will be chosen at random to be sacrificed to Odin
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Science is about to be finished once and for all, when we discover: . Can you water cool a pc using tea? 🤔🧐.
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm ok, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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Shout out to the Florida man playing rock you like a hurricane on blast in the Walmart 👍. 10/10 immersion.
Lol 😆 imagine saving up to go on holiday to florida 🤣 . In other unrelated news I'm about to experience my first hurricane. .
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I can't believe @Jacksepticeye is about to beat me to making a gigantic tea empire!!!
🔔☕ Gamers and Memers of the world! .Get ready for ☘️ Irish Breakfast, 🍓 Long Island Strawberry, and 🍊 Orange Blossom Oolong teas!!.Preorder begins May 24th!
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My powers cannot be contained 🧐.
The funniest part of the trip to the Civ 7 trip to the office was SpiffingBrit completely BORKING the game in about 30 minutes and the news spreading around the room from developer to developer and table to table.
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Georgie on her way to cause mischief in your life and play with your heart
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My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure. 😔. No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea. 👀.
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Doctor: (handing me my new born baby) I'm sorry but your wife didn't make it. Me: (handing baby back to him) Bring me the one my wife made then 🤨🤔.
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"Hey fan, thanks for the advice on how to play the game. Go fuck yourself!".
YouTube is testing out a feature allowing creators to reply to comments with voice messages
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Why didn't the sun 🌞 go to university 🎓. It already has 1 million degrees. Right I'm off to melt to death has a nice day.
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I received a Christmas gift from @YorkshireTea!!! .Safe to say I am living the British dream 😎
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Happy birthday to me 🥳.My birthday wish is for @BethesdaStudios to grant me a review copy of Starfield 🚀 .(To ensure it is perfectly balanced)
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They call me 👑The Spiffing Drip👑. Because I have a constant drip of Yorkshire Tea in my veins 🫖
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You have been visited by the sunshine corgi!!! She will brighten your day for 1 snoot boop
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One day I might get arrested for my job of exploiting websites. But until then I will keep finding ways to cheese poorly designed websites
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Be Me.- Buy Crusader Kings.- Invade France For Ancestral Land.- Take Children Of the world Hostage for Prestige .- Steal Historical Artifacts to extend my lifespan.- Revive Norse Faith and Pillage Northumbria.- Castrate 50% of the population of Belgium .- Finally Launch The Game!.
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Looks like I'm selling my house to buy a once in a life time Wii.
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With the pound failing only one true currency remains!
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Learning one of your Fav Youtubers watches your content 👍👍👍 .Learning they also drink coffee and think tea sucks 😡😡😡😡😡. My life is a lie and science no longer exists 😭
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When you use the last of the milk and now fancy a cup of tea
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Just had one of those emotional lockdown days where I just cry for no particular reason. Enjoy a picture of baby georgie that made me cry 😭
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So I take it @NintendoUK are not fans of my channel. How many froggy chairs so I need to buy before you undo this
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I am one lucky bugger to wake-up to this everyday 🥲
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Daniel. The term betrayed does not even begin to do justice to the emotions I currently feel.
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My goodness I hope no one exploits this hype system. That would be terrible 🙃.
YouTube announced major updates to the platform including:. - Hype: Users will be able to "Hype" videos from rising creators, and the top videos will appear on a leaderboard. - Auto Dubbing: This will allow creators to generate audio translations of their videos for different
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This is a £5 side of chips. £1 PER CHIP!!!! . You'd expect they were deep fried in the fountain of youth for that price . They just tasted like regular frozen chips! 😤
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Why don't ants get covid? . Because they have little anty bodies!.
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@TheSpiffingBrit went through another exploit-heavy run of Hero's Hour! Truly blessed by his support - and in no way salty about how he's cracking the game 😎.
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Yo what the heck it isn't even golden!!!! .0/10 😠😠
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It's autumn so Georgie wants to show you the conker shell she found on the floor please thank her for sharing
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