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@IanKarmel
trying to imagine how much I’d have had to run if I didn’t call an assistant coach “coach” in high school football practice. I’d honestly probably still be running to this day
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Every job application should have to ask "When would be a good month to release a Haunted Mansion movie?" and if you say "July" you do not get the job.
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@baby_yaddle
they're terrified of another project not doing as well as Solo (the irony being that most Star Wars fans dig it and will defend it more than any other post-1983 film)
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@kaiyashunyata
there is a certain episode of this season centered around him and there is maybe no better television in existence
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@DragonflyJonez
Zach Collins yelled "fuck you, hoe" at Klay Thompson in his 123rd professional game while Thompson was the two-time defending champion
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in terms of Blazer fan satisfaction it doesn't get any better than "the refs reversing a Nurk foul call into a Pat Bev flop followed by Dame Time and then a game winner in an arena named after cryptocurrency to keep the Lakers winless"
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The Los Angeles Lakers still haven't won a playoff game since Damian Lillard was prepping for the NBA combine.
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@MovieHooligan
@IwriteOK
"the targeted assassination of an innocent man minding his own business!" - andy, passing off Endgame as a 20-minute short film
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@unclehaver
no TV show before or since has more perfectly captured what it is to be a hater, of course it aged better than the show about “what if you stayed friends with everyone from your mid-20s and life worked out great for everyone”
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@cinephilejen
maybe the worst thing about Batman v Superman was that you couldn't tell at all when they were in Gotham versus when they were in Metropolis, egregious
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We sang him happy birthday during a playoff game, he dines for free in Portland for life
The Lakers are reportedly "very interested" in signing Carmelo Anthony, per
@Schultz_Report
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@DragonflyJonez
pulled down 16 rebounds in New York in an overtime playoff loss against the Van Gundy Knicks, was so unbothered that he went right from the arena to the SNL studio to cameo in the cold open, then pulled down 19 the next night in a playoff win. unmatched career
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Portland restaurant 1 seeds:
Kann
Eem
Matt's
Dimo's (beat Apizza Scholls in the conference final)
16 seeds:
Acropolis
Beau Thai
Reel M Inn
Sizzle Pie
Final Four:
Jojo
Palomar
Dame
Robo Taco (2006 George Mason run)
12 over 5 upset:
Annie's over Voodoo
NIT champ:
Bar Bar
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Portland has it right, they just offer every other city's pizza style while doing them all better than the actual city
the saddest thing is when you visit a city that’s not new york or chicago and they’re like “we also have a distinctive pizza style!”
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Mitt Romney did one good thing and expects endless praise for it, what is he the 2008 Celtics
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never ceases to amaze me how Damian Lillard, greatest scorer/player in Portland Trail Blazers history, says over and over year after year "I love Portland and I don't want to leave" and every season his own fans respond "we must trade Damian Lillard it is what is best for him"
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@baby_yaddle
it's fine. not great, but entertaining enough and Alden is far from the biggest problem with it (or a problem at all, I thought he did well honestly). I'd watch that movie a thousand more times before I'd watch a second of Force Awakens or Rise of Skywalker.
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@dirtbagqueer
pretty wild how in 2020 there were so many COVID absences that they were moving games to Tuesdays, but since then not a single NFL player has gotten it. miraculous!
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@1followernodad
ah I don't know what happens if I close up and the register is $7 billion short
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@jemelehill
whole lotta people who haven't played a video game in a decade about to announce they're done playing Madden
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lmao the Warriors are 10,000% lying about all this and everything from this down to the Justise tea meme thing is a veiled fuck you to Gary, the NBA remains a real life soap opera
Josh Hart ends his postgame availability with an unprovoked statement about the Trail Blazers: “That organization is nothing but a class act in the front office and the training room…That organization is respectful, a class act, did everything by the book.”
Full quote:
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@DragonflyJonez
Phil Jackson brought them two actual titles as a player and the first time he looked sideways at Melo the entire city turned on him IMMEDIATELY
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@jaketapper
@Kaepernick7
"IT'S DISRESPECTING THE TROOPS"
a troop literally told him to do it lol
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It really is wild that Ime Udoka was born in Portland (in 1977!), grew up in Portland, went to high school in Portland, went to college in Portland, played for Portland, was a hot coaching candidate when Portland was looking to hire a new coach, and didn't end up getting the job.
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@JRubinBlogger
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@Variety
also zero new movies have come out in like a month and zero more will come out for, like, indefinitely
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Billups was neither the most qualified candidate (that would be D'Antoni) nor the most promising up-and-comer (that would be Hammon) nor the best possible solution given the team at present (that would be Vanterpool or Udoka). Why is anyone surprised he's who Neil Olshey picked?
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President-Elect Joe Biden's Silence On The Blazers' Free Agent Pursuit Of Jerami Grant Is DEFEANING
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@IanKarmel
it's tough because a 17 year old definitely relates to Catcher In The Rye and that book should be buried under the library
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@travistaynor20
@Pinoy_Grigio_
@therealsupes
he voiced Buzz in a Toy Story movie that came out less than three years ago. he's filming a TV series for Disney at this very moment. don't believe every clickbait headline you see
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Jim Nantz' voice was made for calling 12-foot putts at major golf tournaments at noon eastern time on a Saturday, not the most exciting basketball game of the season
They gotta give Ian Eagle or Kevin Harlan a championship game one day man
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remember when Willamette Week invented the term "Jail Blazers" and did that whole cover story like "On The Court and In The Courtroom" about them and then twenty years later tried to shame everyone else in the local media for being jerks to them
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if Straight Outta Compton hadn't come out a whole lot of people right now would be like "whoa the guy from Friday and 21 Jump Street sure has strong police opinions!"
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got an appointment tomorrow at the Moderna Center, ah shit that's right I'm from Portland it's the Dose Garden
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The Blazers traded nothing for Gary Payton II last week and then traded nothing for Nassir Little this week, if they can somehow find a way to trade nothing for Justise Winslow next week look out
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does it get said enough that Gary Payton II isn't named Gary Payton jr. because Gary Payton had another son before him and named him Gary too
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have to love that the Willamette Week and Oregonian give full page interviews to every random idiot moving out to the burbs because "PORTLAND IS TERRIBLE NOW" and meanwhile the city's most famous resident annually tells the national media "I love it here and want to stay forever"
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Meyers was CJ's teammate for seven years and didn't get a single mention lmaooooo
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I still think Dame-Ant-Hart-Grant-Nurk is a solid starting five provided Cronin can fill out the bench well, then again I've been a Blazer fan for over 20 years and basically have stockholm syndrome
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Opposing players who were on the floor for both Dame and Ayton's 0.9's:
1. Patrick Beverley
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@DanaSchwartzzz
siding with Nazis and the British monarchy just like the historical dudes they worship would have wanted
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
they tried to come up with a socially acceptable anti-woke anti-political correctness name so hard that they inadvertently basically named themselves after a 2019 movie about 12-year-olds who think cussing is the height of edginess and dream about one day kissing girls, which,
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Phil Knight threw down $9 million to get 8% of the vote, Elon levels of self-sabotage
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"fuckin weird ass Blazer season but it's really just: if the 3s are falling they can beat anyone, if they aren't they can lose to anyone. all the noise about coaching, defense, turnovers, blah blah blah, it's as simple as that and I'm at peace with it."
FRED MEYER CASHIER: "yes"
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Rodney Hood has been a Blazer for two minutes and we already named a mountain after him.
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I get it, they need someone better, but man the guy was quoted recently as saying his body's felt like complete shit ever since he got that bad flu and he deleted all his socials because his own fans were bullying him, can we chill
It's tough for the Blazers to win games when their starting center can't move his feet, averages four fouls per game, and plays with no energy.
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Blazers went 14-9 without CJ and Nurk and people log onto this website every day to say that the coach should be fired
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fun thing about the New York Knicks: their last title was in the 1970s (same as Portland), their last Finals appearance was in the 1990s (same as Portland), their last playoff appearance was in 2021 (same as Portland), and their city has great pizza (but worse than Portland's)
"If Dame Lillard gets to New York (Knicks) and does what he does in Portland in New York, he'll be considered one of the best to ever do it."
I believe Dame will go down as one of the greatest if he joins the Knicks. Ain't nothing like playing in MSG and Dame will put on a show
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we're like ten minutes away from OJ tweeting "man can you believe this guy"
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Hidden gem Portland food items:
- Pomodoro pizza, Cafe Olli
- Toasted ravioli, Bar Bar
- Chicken tikka masala, Basement
- "The Favreau" grilled cheese, Pharmacy
- Free popcorn, Marathon
- Mac and cheese, Noble Rot
- Hottest Thai curry you can handle, Lemongrass
- Nachos, Momo's
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