Robin Lopez
@rolopez42
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The Screech Powers of the NBA...
Fresno, CA
Joined June 2009
I'm saying if we keep playing @MLB games in Europe, people will grow to enjoy to baseball there, & soon all over the world. They'll know who wins the World Series & all of our methods for vetting spies will be useless.
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I'm going to get it out of the way and point out that Donovan Mitchell and Robin Lopez combined for 72 tonight. Hashtag Historic Game.
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It's ok @warriors, in a few months @realDonaldTrump probably won't be able to visit the White House either.
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This is just like that time in Muppets Take Manhattan when the Muppets, after unsuccessfully attempting to take Manhattan, split up and leave Manhattan.
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I enjoyed being teammates with Patrick Beverley for all of an hour and 45 minutes I'll never forget those times. #Indelible.
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Salvador Dali died in 1989. It's weird to think he may have seen the movie"Predator.".
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Hey @russwest44 your reign at the top was short like something something #IForgotHowItGoes #MrTripleDouble
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If we don't have fans, we don't need mascots. has COVID-19 done what I couldn't?.
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@ShamsCharania Challenge flags seem so formal/impersonal. Why can't we continue the tradition of verbally harassing officials? I, for one, look forward to my annual outbursts where two or three teammates have to restrain me before I get ejected.
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Every year I get more and more terrified the NBA, hoping to be rid of me, will start the season and not tell me and I'll find out at home, on the couch, surfing Twitter while binging Bob's Burgers. It's tweets like these that make me sit up in a cold sweat.
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I've decided to haze the Magic rookies by making them get me the newest issues of National Geographic, Popular Science and The New Yorker when they come out and we're going to have a little magazine club and talk about what we've read. It will be delightful and you can't join.
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I just hope it's enough to get my number in the rafters I hope I left a legacy there.
@rolopez42 Thanks for all the memories in Sacramento! Kings legend, once a King always a King❤️.
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Annnnnd Pennsylvania with the nail in the coffin. Kobe and Shaq aren't walkin' thru that door.
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Just how strict is Cedar Point with those maximum height limits?.
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@InsideHoops The car ride home from shootaround.Listening to some jamz on the radio .Discussing the Knuckles tv show trailer.The end of the car ride home.Climbing into bed for my nap. There's really too, too many. It's overwhelming.
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It took me all night, but I went to Brook's place and knocked every one of his high scores off "Monster Bash" & replaced them with the name PEZ, the initials of my cat (Prince Edward Zephyr), who he hates. Time well spent.
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Every Media Day I hope I'm going to be interviewed by a Muppet wearing a hat, but it's year 15 and the closest I've come is playing with Anthony Davis.
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I was forced to shut off Star Trek so my family could watch the Bucks game and it had to go into Overtime. @NBA please end this game so I can watch TV freely again Thank You.
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So excited to be a part of the Wizards family! I'm blessed to be going from one fantastic organization to another top notch organization. I wanna thank everybody in Milwaukee for my time there, but I can't wait for what lies ahead in DC!!!.
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Why are All Star Game Challanges limited to basketball? Can we get Giannis, Lebron and Steph going head to head on Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?. Or, I guess, Legends of the Hidden Temple. Do that one instead.
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I've been congratulated so many times on winning a championship this summer. I don't want to hurt anybodys feelings, so I've just been saying thanks. It's gotten to the point where I feel like I*have* won and I pensively ask myself "Is that all there is. ?".
@rolopez42 Brook has been bullying you now that’s he’s an nba champ we can tell.
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A little pleasure in life is being able to say ""God no" when people ask me if I'm Brook Lopez . Karma quickly comes back around when they insist I must be him as if there's no obvious alternative. guess what I'm saying is I wish we had more nationally televised games last yr.
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I didn't want to mention this (because I'm selfish) but there's a mini-fridge full of Mickey ice cream bars and sandwiches in the players lounge. Wasn't going to say anything, but people are starting to use the lounge now. Secret is out dangit.
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I've said it before but if you woke up from a 25 year coma and found out the Raptors, Cavs and Warriors have chips and the Bucks, Clippers and Nets are all contenders they would have to revive you again.
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Slightly disappointed AEG/Crypto.com Arena outbid the city of Boston, who was going to rename Staples Center "F*** The Lakers Go Pats" Performing Arts Center.
L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Lakers, will be called Arena following a deal with owner AEG.
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Moon dog stole my wallet and my dignity.
please enjoy this photo of @SerenaWinters & DG’s postgame hit with Robin Lopez & Moondog brawling in the background
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If the NBA really wants the Ninja Headbands done with, they should have asked somebody like me to wear them. It would be like seeing Betty White dab or something. The trend would be *dead*. Think about it @NBA.
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I would like to announce my decision to abstain from Team USA 2024 Olympic activities in order to avoid conflicts with my livestream of my Cheers/Fraiser/Wings/The Tortellis rewatch this summer. Please follow along at I prayed on this for quite some time.
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Currently working out in the "Fantasia Ballroom" wondering why more basketball courts aren't themed after classic Disney movies
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Hoping if I sit here long enough pretending this is the Mexico pavilion, somebody will hand me a jarritos and Illuminations will start playing out of nowhere thru sheer force of will
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This was a difficult decision. but I thought it was time to let everybody know. I am @nba_paint.
After some time and consideration, I think it’s time to reveal the identity behind nba paint:
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This has all been very exciting, but this would be be so much more fun is done by Sorting Hat. There's no question in my mind Julius Randle is a Hufflepuff. Think about it Adam Silver. .
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If I don't end up at Castaway Cay why am I even on this bus guys
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If the NBA does start back up at Disney World, what teams are staying where? If the Bucks don't stay at the Polynesian there will be problems.
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The team bus to Madison Square Garden just pulled up to a Sbarro, gave me $5 bucks, told me to get off and then drove away.
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Somebody's forgetting I played with @ZachLaVine too.
Zach LaVine is on a team where he is the second highest jumper for the first time in his entire existence.
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Also, This is clearly a Disneyland Splash Mountain log. What, am I supposed to believe Disney World just switched over randomly? I sure hope someone got fired for that.
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Too many wrinkles, C- ironing job. It's the only way you'll learn.
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The one with the mascot with the horns.
@rolopez42 Who you rooting for, the Bulls or the team your brother is playing against?.
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Wait, who's who?.
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So I just had a dream that, prior to Orlando, the Bucks were going to do one of those cute team bonding things by putting us on a space shuttle and sending us to The Moon. I was going to claim the land in the name of my cat, Prince Edward. It was going to be a principality.
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Two best looking guys on the squad no question.
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Basketball is in danger of growing stale. I'm taking it strange new places. #IWouldLikeASinglePlumFloatingInPerfumeServedInAMansHat
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A man can dream. .
@BleacherReport @russwest44 @JHarden13 @KingJames @AntDavis23 @Giannis_An34 @Yg_Trece If best friends swapped haircuts
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Thank you! It's true, I'm very close with Fonzie. You can check in on the two of us Wednesdays at 7:30. Who knows what crazy hijinks we'll get into! #HappyDays2020 #FearTheDeer.
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How are there so many Haunted Mansion Funko Pops but like one from Tomorrowland? We at least need Sonny Eclipse, Father from Carousel of Progress, a two-pack of Timekeeper and Nine-Eye, and a 115-pack of America Sings.
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@WorldWideWob @POTUS will you save us in our moment of greatest need Adam Silver has turned a blind eye to the unyielding pain and suffering @nytimes @CNN #ThinkOfTheChildren.
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Australia. Wake up. You deserve better than. that. I know, I've seen Quigley Down Under at least once.
The fans wanted Brook Lopez in the game, so Coach Pop granted them their wish! 😂 . 📺: NBA TV | @FIBAWC
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This brought tears to my eyes. Legit tears!!!. Your handwriting is so much finer than @bennythebull's too ;).
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Jo is a classy, sophisticated gentleman that would be out of place nowhere in the world. Brook once wore a 15 dollar Hufflpuff tie to a Clinton event. You guess who I would rather be mistaken for.
@rolopez42 “I played for the Bulls.”.“Joakim?”.
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TNT why are you showing basketball on tv right now bring back "The Closer".
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What will win out: A daily professional athletic regiment or 3 bags of assorted sour balls a day??
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@Giannis_An34 Right! Lord knows all the time and effort I put into that look every single day!.
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@bennythebull @Twitter You can join Thunder, Hip Hop and the Brooklyn Knight at whatever dive bar unloved mascots hang out at til the NBA needs you again pal.
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Since we're riling each other up right now and I want to have some fun: . There is no Disney animated feature better than The Muppet Movie (1979). Maybe even no live action Disney flick.
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I've had so many questions about who has the best hair on the @cavs. We're going to need some kind of weekly leader board, but favorites early on: Jarret, DG, Ricky. KLove with the salt & pepper is the darkhorse.
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I enjoyed Giannis' "Rookie of the Year" sequel very much tonight. I can't wait til we sign Gary Busey.
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Excited to be part of the #Knicks legacy! It's going to be like "On the Town" but w/way more box outs & dunks #ModeledMyGameAfterGeneKelly.
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I'm just going to start telling people most of the teams I've played on have won a NBA title, and when they ask how that feels, I'll just say "Special". It's technically true.
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Be careful. our staff just put you on the scouting report. -Driving to the rim with the right, getting to a killer jumper with the left. -Struggles against taller, German centers. -Do not set up with "yes, and".
I've been a @nyknicks fan since I was a little boy and have sat in row ZZ before. So to say this was an actual dream come true would be an understatement. Didn’t even put it on the bucket list because I didn’t think it was possible. Thank you @thegarden. Will never forget it.
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I think I'm at the point in my NBA career where I have to start putting "Pro Basketballer" as my occupation on future tax returns, because the whole athletic part of "Pro Athlete" is getting away from me pretty quickly.
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@TheSteinLine @DarthAmin I think the Lakers have the advantage here. I know Paul George and he's never seen a tennis ball in his life.
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Giannis wouldn't shut up about how space shuttle launches look better from Greece.
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I'm still weirded out by the disembodied crown noises during games. Surprised it took me this long, but why isn't there some kind of animatronic crowd? I mean, I'm picturing anthropomorphic bears, but they can be humans too if you're into that.
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An example of the Hitlerian Slip, a much less popular cousin of the Freudian kind.
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Got stuck at the Dig Site arcade just now when a storm hit. but at least there's pinball #WoeIsMe
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But @NBASummerLeague you can't postpone these games what else will these basketball players find do in vegas?.
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I have a lucrative, *completely original* investment opportunity for my twitter fam hashtag OOTD
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I'm sure everything in here is eloquently phrased & insightful.
Brook and @rolopez42 have been reunited as teammates for the first time since Stanford. It's going to be. uh. interesting?
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65 years today!!! Here I am at the 50th. We arrived around 4 a.m. and were queued up in DCA until Disneyland finally opened. This photo was taken by @JasonBayer81, who I actually wouldn't meet until a couple years ago!!! So I guess it really is a small world.
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Put on my bifocals so I could check Twitter and I'm about to log right back off now.
Hey magic fans, I’m officially not the oldest player on the team 🤣🤣🤣.
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I want some team in the NBA to attempt to play Monopoly with real money on a road trip just so we can see how destructive that game can truly be.
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Is there a movie soundtrack that compares to "The Muppet Movie"? Tough to beat "I'm Going to Go Back There Someday", "The Magic Store" and "Rainbow Connection". (The answer is "no".).
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How flattering!!!.
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Still hoping to put on an all NBA production of "Death of a Salesman".
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Such camaraderie I never recall experiencing. Brook must be reading from a teleprompter or something.
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Muppet got to meet his hero @bennythebull today! Thanks for your support this year Chitown! #SeeRed Thanks to my guy Benny too!
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Copy/Paste but switch "@SteveKerr" with @realDonaldTrump and "China" with "Ukraine".
So funny to watch Steve Kerr grovel and pander when asked a simple question about China. He chocked, and looks weak and pathetic. Don’t want him at the White House!.
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I was handed this napkin today just as "Chicago" came up on shuffle. Whether coincidince, fate, or the fact every other napkin said the same, I'm fortunate to be able to say I lived there! Thanks @chicagobulls
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These mascots walk amongst us, with our friends, with our families. When will enough be enough? When will one bad prank cross the line? When will we stand up, say "We've had enough" with these cowards?.
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I'm waiting for them to tell me what's going on at Epcot right now
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What I see in my nightmares.
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