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writer/host | X-Ray Vision | SIX TROPHIES | @HouseofDragon Pod | PRIMO @Amazon | Miguel Wants to Fight @hulu | reps: [email protected] @vervetla
Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2008
“I only lost my sense of smell.” that’s your nervous system right there, my guy. thats your brain.
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"well im a fascist now, and its your fault." - every billionaire after getting roasted online.
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it’s just like the flu. remember how every year around flu season the economy gets shut down and medical professionals take to social media to beg for supplies.
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what's the word for people who feel like including people of color ruins something
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lots of awful things occurring bc dudes in 1780 liked owning people and had guns that shot once every two minutes.
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harden looking looking at the fat suit that got him out of houston. “it worked last time.”
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Eddie Van Halen did the Beat It solo in one take for free.
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my retirement plan is simple: four days ago I started trading exactly one stock.
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truly wild state of affairs when the guy who can launch the nukes is asking me when things will change.
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fire up the wood-chipper.
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I love the way draymond explains incidents like they happened when he was in his werewolf form.
Draymond:. “As you know, I’m not one to apologize for things that I meant to do, but I do apologize to Jusuf because I didn’t intend to hit him.”.
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tie ladies to train tracks in silent movies.
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just a stop? why not a frisk as well?.
Mike Bloomberg launching "Mike for Black America" during stop in Houston
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The absolute worst player in the NBA would walk into any amateur run and air fry the whole gym.
These high school kids bet Brian Scalabrine a pair of shoes they could beat him 1-on-1 😅 @brkicks. (via joshlopesss/IG)
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the president’s doc dodging whether trump is on oxygen while accidentally blowing the coverup of how long he’s had covid is actually amazing.
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I mean if student loan forgiveness really was a giveaway to the wealthy, we would’ve done it already.
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I had no idea this sport existed but this might be the greatest play in sports history.
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every dad has two jobs: supporting his family and researching world war II.
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Fellas is it gay to play defense.
"He's got a lot of female tendencies on the court, flopping and throwing his head back. he's soft, very woman-like". - Marcus Morris on Jae Crowder
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i guess the police lost the keys to all that military gear.
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“you can still get covid if you get the vaccine.” = “the bullets still hit you if you wear a bulletproof vest.”.
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exactly what the show version of jerry would do.
BREAKING: Jerry West has demanded an apology and retraction for the way he has been depicted in HBO’s “Winning Time” about the Lakers. Oh my. 😳. (via @ramonashelburne,
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[cuts away from a packed stadium]. lets remember all the essential workers who sacrificed to get us here.
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Poseidon lord of the seas welcome to the resistance.
Rough waters on Lake Travis as hundreds of boats in Trump boat parade. Several swaamped. #Statesman @bobphoto
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I can’t wait to have money for so long that I think this room sucks.
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steve nash will lead the vibes.
Steve Nash says Jacque Vaughn will lead the Nets defense and Mike D'Antoni will lead Brooklyn's offense.
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RIP to just a few of the 100+ professional athletes we lost due to vaccines and thanks to John Stockton for raising awareness on this
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(hour 9 of my shift, pissing in a bottle) I need to get my boss to space.
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one thing that’s become clear is the mayors of nyc and la are terrified of their police forces who they have essentially no control over.
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The seven wealthiest nations just pledged half of Steph Curry’s yearly salary to save the Amazon good job good effort.
BREAKING: G7 countries just pledged $20M in immediate assistance to help fight fires raging in the Amazon rainforest + fund conservation efforts.
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with my mom at the mall when I look up from the gameboy and realize I’ve been following a random lady for 10 minutes
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you endorsed her.
Amy Klobuchar, now being considered as a potential vice-presidential candidate, declined to bring charges against multiple police officers who were involved in Minneapolis shootings when she was a prosecutor. Her record is now under renewed scrutiny.
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Rubbing his hands on the soles of shoes before shooting the air ball is such an underrated detail.
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dame painted the sistine chapel and his crew power washed it.
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michael jordan's entire bloodstream is cigar smoke and tequila right now.
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i guess the national guard's tied down in portland in case someone throw's a brick through the window of costco.
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the same voices who say “adam toledo shouldn’t have ran” will tell you kyle rittenhouse was “just defending himself.”.
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as we all know gina carano was fired for arguing for low taxes, reduced government spending, and a strong national defense.
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if you’re on a super team and you’re looking around trying to figure out who the bosh is, you’re the bosh.
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capitol police chief should be fired. guarding the capitol is kind of a you-got-one-job kind of job.
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Professional news! I’m joining @crookedmedia later this month. In the meantime, if you haven’t yet, please vote! And if you have, help get out the vote!
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1) enes kanter freedom.2) MJ.3) lebron.4) kareem.5) magic/bird. sorry if you can’t handle the truth
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hey remember this morning which was actually 15 years ago.
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“look at those losers I had on the roster” is a vibe.
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hindsight is 3-14.
Paul George: “To be honest, in hindsight, if I shoot the ball better, this series would be a lot different.”.
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many thousands of visual effects and prop professionals live in los angeles.
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The “actually I broke up w her” of pr statements.
For clarification purposes, it is not true that the New York Knicks offered Richard Jefferson a contract in either the summer of 2018 or 2019.
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there’s probably no more terrifying words in the nba universe, for players and execs, than kyrie irving saying “I’m going to educate myself about this China situation.”.
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quin looking like he’s doing a postgame presser for a diamond heist.
Quin Snyder does NOT like the narrative that Donovan Mitchell is intentionally not passing the ball to Rudy Gobert.
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this is what using your platform means. total respect. im just kind of awed by this.
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I’m don’t like when people are like “well what do the protestors want, what do they want to do next?” nba players are highlighting a problem but it’s not theirs to fix. sports owners are some of the wealthiest, politically connected people in the country. what are THEY gonna do?.
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I’d like to call my mom and tell her I love her.
One free throw for your life. Who do you want taking it? Giannis or Ben?
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I made the personal decision as a 12 month old to get vaccinated against measles mumps and rubella.
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editor: how’s the draft coming . me: almost done. reality:
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fave NBA moments of the decade: this fan performing an apparent air prostate exam on lou will
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buying clothes online:. "the model is 6'3" and wearing a size small.".
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has there ever been a scientific explanation for why so many soccer players are handsome.
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Mike Breen just said “and the Knicks win again” which I’m pretty sure is the random assortment of words used to activate the winter soldier.
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I’ve said it before but AC green remaining a virgin while playing w the showtime lakers is a more incredible record than wilt’s 100.
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this is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. we all deserve life partners who know our stats COLD and will recite them the second we are disrespected.
Kamiah Adams, Bradley Beal’s finacee, went on the Wizards postgame show with Glenn Consor to talk Beal not making All-Star. "It’s politics and it’s a joke,” she said. "The NBA is becoming laughable in my honest opinion."
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id hit ‘em w the slowest, sloppiest euro and blow their minds like cavemen looking a cellphone on my way to a tight 5pts and 2 assists before being racially murdered.
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maybe cops who break down in tears bc their McDonald’s order is wrong shouldn’t have the power of life and death.
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All serial killer stories are stories about shatteringly incompetent police departments.
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generally speaking we severely underrate how good people are at hiding their depression and other mental health issues.
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SOME PROFESSIONAL NEWS: Officially at @crookedmedia where I'm cooking up some fun stuff that I can't wait to announce. Stay tuned!.
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manager of a store on monday morning looking for all the milk crates
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"In the bubble dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then meat or fish. Lebron did the prep work. he had a system for doing garlic. He used a razor and he sliced it so thin it used to liquify in the pan with a little oil.".
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Mitch you bruised frog necked rotten ass sour patch bitch, retire.
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jj drove mad dog to a nice farm upstate.
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my goal is be a successful enough podcaster that skill position players ask me for medical advice.
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russ should be allowed to fight this person.
fan pours popcorn on Westbrook as he’s being assisted off floor with an injury
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I didnt sit through two years of pandemic to watch players be all calm about winning. please go crazy.
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you mentally prepare for Florida returns on election night but you cant gameplan for the feeling of animal fear that spreads across your body.
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the redditors shouldve done something totally cool and fine like investing in companies that make protective gear and body bags after receiving a covid briefing.
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wow beautiful day out.
NEW: White supremacist Richard Spencer says his life is in shambles. His wife left him, he’s a social outcast, he goes on trial next month for his role in Charlottesville and cannot afford a lawyer.
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one week ago: I think Biden wins if all the votes are counted. last night: aHhksbdnAhhndhaAhbdbbdjNannNkiifb. one minute ago: I think Biden wins if all the votes are counted.
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interesting that ben simmons applies choke holds w his right arm just saying.
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true crime pods are like: two weeks later his dismembered remains were found in a nearby creek. hey, you know what I love about stamps dot com?.
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lets be honest: they bricked this.
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