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Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn
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Friends vs Seinfeld comes down to this: a perfectly symmetrical 3 girls 3 guys friend group where some of them fuck sometimes but they all stay friends is annoying, unrelatable. But a 3 dudes + 1 weird woman friend group where they don’t all necessarily like each other: good
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This guy’s name is a command to a very dumb golden retriever
I will and always be unapologetically Pro-Life because all of God’s children deserve their right to life!
#ProLife
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Being friends with people in their 20s can be entertaining just for the fact some that some of them still think they’re Important and you can watch it dawn on them in real time
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Was I rude? My most autistic trait is sometimes I’m really bad at knowing the difference between pedantic and helpful
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@fred_beretta
I even checked to make sure no one else had already replied with the same info!
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Don’t be mean to the art lady please. I just thought it was wild behaviour!
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We’re taught not to think this but of course you can be mentally ill and morally well
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Albini posts got me thinking about the nature of the hater. True haters have an important function in culture: they test your love for the hated artist or artefact. I really believe that if you can’t stand to see someone hate a thing you love, that means you doubt your own love
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The Italian clowning gene is undeniable. They’re all born with it; only some choose to let it flourish
Italian PM Giorgia Meloni rolls eyes, checks imaginary watch waiting for Biden’s arrival at NATO Summit
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@cardamomkiss
Look, granted, it is not ideal but for me it’s an I’ll Take What I Can Get situation
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More on Edward Gorey’s fantastic book cover art here. For the curious, heheh
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That one font really got this guy’s number lmao
Yesterday I realized why people in Europe don't wanna work hard
There's nothing nice to buy, just basic shit
Just walking in shops in America and there's so much stuff to buy all beautifully designed products in any niche
Like you really wanna make more money to buy all this
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A LOT of women greying naturally and wearing statement earrings at the built to spill show 💛
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@TheDouggernaut
You can say anything you want if you do a little dance after it. He’s so cool
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Guys who post and/or think like this should all be castrated
When you like her but she lets you smash on the first date
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I’ve been trying (not that hard tbh) to get my dude friends to all be friends with each other so I can recreate this dynamic
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@uglyblender
I fucking hate that guy so much and I know several people who are conspiring to oust him
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@chiweethedog
Roy, you’ve trained us all well: I dutifully faved her post first and was as polite/neutral as I could muster
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“I preferred How I Met Your Mother” Fuck off, this isn’t What’s Your Favourite TV Show
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Guy wearing one of these just winked at me on the bus. Still got it hahah
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I’m at Subway and the person in front of me is freaking out at the guy making his sandwich, saying he “doesn’t even understand the medium”
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My favourite people in their 20s have already finished this process and I imagine it alienates them from their peers to some degree
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@DoomandGboom
certainly, just as the toddler can display genuine care and affection for the baby
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I wish there was a way to search for polls on here so I could vote no on all of them
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We got chicken soup, bean and sausage stew, bolognese, lentil dal, chicken pot pie filling (just make biscuit top), and tomato sauce that just needs an onion and some basil. The plastic might kill me eventually but who care
DoorDash has, for many people, become a substitute for frozen meals, despite being less convenient and radically more expensive. And a lot of frozen meals taste fine, plenty of chain restaurants are actually serving that.
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@teebus281486
Here’s the thing: I believe you can’t do good work UNTIL you know you’re not important
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I don’t care about your thoughts on this. I always preferred NewsRadio 🤷♀️
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There’s a phenomenon that’s become increasingly common in the last 10 years or so where “fans” take any slight to their favourite things as an affront to them personally. When did that start happening? The true hater keeps those people—who are all complete lunatics btw—in check
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To be clear I think this is genuinely a good way to get to know someone. To watch this turn
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It’s soooo flattering when someone saves all their mental illness just for you and is normal to everyone else
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@gutshotmugwump
Agree and I feel dirty even commenting on it at all but it’s yesterdays topic and I’m finally here with an opinion and this is my page
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Age gap, clout gap, whatever. No one talks about one that actually matters: sense of humour gap
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Turning 43. Not important
but nah fr, go to ur photos and see what u were up to september 2022
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He Doordashed food from Hooters
I really find this stat hard to believe... just exported my
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data to confirm, and i spent $25K last year just on that... how is anyone living on $40K/yr ?
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Professor Thring and his Stair-Climbing Thing
Professor Meredith Thring and his stair climbing chair prototype in 1954
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@dee_of_e
especially when the subculture this person is talking about is entirely created by travellers along the cursed Vancouver-Montreal Corridor
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People never seem to remember this is a female orangutan
An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down 🦧
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@bergam0tes
Everyone in the replies reacting really wildly clearly has not learned it yet. It’s so terribly obvious
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What the fuck does this even mean
millennials went SO HARD when we were like “but first coffee.” may be cringe but it’s timeless and true, 10/10, no notes
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Should I keep this weird water-resistant (?) jumpsuit I bought at the height of the pandemic and have never worn out of the house
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The story about the guy eating cheese balls for a crowd in NYC isn’t so “random” or “reddit” when you find out that the guy actually died after
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He was so cool, god
Albrecht Dürer, Heavenly Body in the Night Sky, c. 1496
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Shut the fuck up!!!! Shut up!
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Are you really a tortured poet if you’re not, like, 55, alcoholic, two failed marriages deep, teetering on homelessness, reviled by half the people you’ve ever met, self-loathing, broken, compelled by some dark force to write increasingly ingenious but also unpublishable poetry
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In my dream (second shift) there was a diaper commercial where everyone was calling the babies “Your Dryness”
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Reality TV has been one of the most intensely negative influences on contemporary life. I can't overstate how evil it is and how stupid it makes people
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I found my gay first boyfriend on Instagram and he has 37K followers doing these cute short explainer videos about Montreal history and architecture. It’s really nice to see
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Banh mi lunch and one of those iced coffees with the warning sticker
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I have guilt over AND have caught serious and lasting shit (from both loved ones and enemies) for the fact that I am “well-adjusted” despite being very aware of how irrevocably broken everything is and I don’t even know how to explain how I’ve swung that
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Hauling cowshit in skinny jeans, clean as a whisker. How much you wanna bet these smug farmer fucks sell up and move back to whatever suburb will have them before the decade is out
Would you rather make spreadsheets in someone else's office, or haul manure on your own farm?
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You all could do so much with just a little bit of punctuation, but no. The noble comma, the tricky but rewarding semi-colon—these could be your friends and you reject them. Why?
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lol
Mick Jagger, 80, met with eruption of boos after risky on stage comment
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“De-singularizing” as something to be condemned is so perfectly emblematic of how twisted these people are. There can’t be another holocaust—not because we won’t do it again but because we’ll deny it’s happening again
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This bums me out. I improved the life skills of a few men I dated longterm, and at least a few men improved me too. I’m only resentful about the one who now pretends I don’t exist (who knows why). Treating all of this like a 1:1 transaction is a direct route to misery
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