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@lizzz_818

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The lovely armchair polymath, Lizzz, loves networks, security, privacy, cryptography, Linux, & AWS. #Neom BTC:bc1q06wmluzjfge0q733gtr07qm9tlz73kq28m4r4s

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@maybe_yes_never @the_ken_leonard You don't have to scramble. You can walk into the nearest public school and register. Or you can group up and hire a tutor and homeschool.
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@clsmale @USSCobblerguy @NathanHRubin If our ambulance calls for a trauma team, it's 50 thousand dollars even if you refused it and don't need it.
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@Zohso @SI_Swimsuit @_yumi_nu You may be stupefied to find out that not all people like the same thing that you do. But there it is.
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@joeyheadset @prettyXricky I think you just violated the non-disclosure agreement.
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@mymorristribe @Rainmaker1973 Just double 67 in your mind 120+14=134, then subtract 6.7=127.3 then move the decimal point 1 space left. 12.73. Easy.
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@ADODonoghue @JenMsft Just ask next time.
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@neilchrisfagan @nomchompsky I saw a guy die in real life from just one bee sting on Bridgerton, JUST LAST NIGHT.
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@gailendavid @IvankaTrump They're minimum 20 year sentences.
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@NightDaily_ Buy a Costco chicken, put it in a pot of hot water in your sink, and wash off all of the fat, skin, & salt. You can conservatively remove an easy 2500 calories & 1000 mg of salt from one chicken. Break it up, remove bones, & freeze it. Or heat it up with healthier seasoning.
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@denvercoder @bcrypt It would be like driving the postman's truck into their house to get a piece of mail with their address on it.
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@anabollocks @exfatalist Wait until you fart everytime you laugh carelessly. Um, a friend, um told me about that.
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@TheBlackNerd I worked at McD's when I was a kid, and the kitchen caught fire. Customers were yelling for their food, and wouldn't leave. One yelled, "I see my filet right there!". It was covered with fire extinguisher goop. The look of desperation on his face is burned into my brain forever.
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@AdamJSmithGA Trust me, lawyers are intimately acquainted with their facial expressions.
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@amifangirl @SophRossss The former Mrs. Bezos donated almost 6 billion dollars in 2020 and married her kids' science teacher a two weeks ago.
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@BearAteMyGrapes @Artsy2002 @animalfndlv @LasVegasLocally I'd show them pictures of the ax I was going to use to reclaim my dogs.
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@the_damn_muteKi @nomchompsky Or the everpresent cyanide tooth?
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@mmpadellan Remember that time Don junior built a house with his own hands for a person in need? Me neither.
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@Phil_Mattingly Arguably, McConnell has done more to destroy the American way of life than any other 21st century personality. His only real accomplishment is having 5 sets of double letters in his name.
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@DanielSHunt @sundarpichai @tim_cook Right around the time the government went above the Constitution.
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@TransPoP @Jmonte41739837 @rmmckenny @lilaguterman My kid would have been naked on the roof or halfway to Kentucky in 12 minutes.
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@dancingbearfeat @RobbySlowik We need more experts in the extraction of potash from alternative sources. You in?
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@edring The algorithm weights acceleration. Thanks for asking. Great question.
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@mlcalderone @zackwhittaker He says "my generals", not "our generals". He intends to use the military against citizens. That's the scariest part of his insane tweeting.
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@Ravener182 @mikebonin You've taken a side, then.
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@greg_price11 This is a different covid, Greg. Keep up. Failure of the world to fully vaccinate has allowed even more infectious mutations to circulate. .
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@MencianLegalism @Jamjar_Jam You seem unaware that many libraries have websites where you can borrow books exclusively for a fixed period of time to read on line. It's *exactly* the same thing as IA. Literally the only difference with digital and hard copy lending is how you transport the material.
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@cosmoprole @robpertray Returning Ohio evacuees finding dead pets happened at the same time as 25,000 people died & 100,000 were injured in Turkey and Syria. No deaths/injuries in Ohio in earlier weekend reports. Reporters were not allowed into the area, & there was nobody home to interview.
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@pinetreesungsoo @mariejolie61 @SethAbramson I can hardly wait for the asset seizures. I find them morally repugnant, but in Trump's case I'll make an exception.
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@JesusVGastelum @detoursfromhome We need to tack that "con sus carcajadas" part on to everything we say about Nury from now on.
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@MasterClassMill @kenterdahl Sure. Trump has killed 700 with his crowded rallying, according to researchers at the conservative Stanford University, but you do you.
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@ResistItAllTX @ManhattanDA I'll bet half the donors didn't even know they donated.
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@ColonelMcDon @Ba04990897 @YahooNews Does he seem like the kind of guy who ever uses his own money?
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@hippyayeyea @GregMascera @WhimperNotABang That's why honest presidents like Obama release their taxes. So you can check the primary source.
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@ZTLFIRE @proletariatpapi @Racheldollton @Reuters You're actually just blathering about blathering. To a disinterested 3rd party, what your doing is called "projection".
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@BullyMaus This is a project started under Trump.
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@MoiraDavrie @_ShamGod Where are you from culturally that it's ok to hit someone? Just curious how it seems to be a natural thing for you to do.
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@PARISDENNARD @LaraLeaTrump If by "remaining loyal" you mean "threaten and attempt to pay off", I admire your sense of irony and satire. Omarosa's a clever woman, covering her ass and outting The Buffoon-in-Chief all at the same time! Don't like her politics, but I admire her chutzpah and patriotism.
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@NeilRathberg @reckless I was not 10, and I worked on solutions for Y2K for several years. It was not overblown. The Y2K (dot-com) bubble was driven almost entirely by corporate tech purchases deemed necessary to save the world. Now I am looking forward to the end of time!
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@DerekQFI @d_la_reina Your wife did. 🤷‍♀️
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@cwheelsmiami @Bill_Gross @NinjaEconomics Beach, snow, lakes, desert, mountains, blue skies, sunshine, museums, international population, great universities, nice people, good food, diverse economy... I could live anywhere, but I like L.A. There's an airport if we want to go to Idaho for some reason.
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@Cowb3Strawberry @CosmicGrrl11 @jefftimmer That was a lie. You folks never catch on.
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@sehnaoui My years of following you have finally paid off.
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@BreezyScroll If I were a bounty hunter, I'd set up a high-end dangling earring store that only takes bitcoin.
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@defcon This is a pretty wonderful #CTF pin.
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@hollowaynz @matalaz That's what I herd.
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@MsAlexLaPlante @mekkaokereke @MsPackyetti I don't know which is cooler, the bride dead lifting the groomsmen, or the groomsmen wearing gowns and heels.
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@PplsCityCouncil We really need to get rid of LAPD for these events. They cause 99% of the problems by playing army.
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@kold_summ3r They go to the In-N-Out by Westchester, and it's all the other tourists that just got off their same plane.
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@ajstewart_70 @HeathMayo It was actually not carelessness, bud. It was a properly configured, properly maintained, secure server. People from both parties set up servers.
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@bobbyncfc1 @PictureThisAI What you have there, sir, are clearly moldy frosted mini-wheats cereal. Better toss them all to be safe.
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@MsCloud10 @__BHB__ @F_OutMyDMs Yes it can work wonders. It's a shame people will go to the gym, and buy all sorts of products to enhance their physical well being, but won't fix their mental programming.
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@LATvives @haileybranson And yet the rest of California pays for the roads, fire fighting, a lot of the medical care, housing assistance, subsidizes water and power availability, manages parklands, and facilitates inter-regional regional transportation. They certainly get more state dollars per capita.
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@ImpatientCatX1 @mjcontrera But look how people normalize religious indoctrination. It's exactly the same thing.
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@AJDelgado13 @SethAbramson That makes no sense at all. Opposing it is how she gets actual money, not just maybe money. He needs to put up or shut up. She needs to worry about how she's going to get her money if Trump dies.
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@haircut_hippie @prisonculture I've heard *multiple* people talk about wanting to get rid of Obamacare, thinking "ACA" or "Covered California" is better and much cheaper. They have no idea its the same thing, and you can't convince them it is.
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@prohater2021 @HlewagastizHol1 @TeresaWatanabe @UofCalifornia That's absurd. Teachers are ridiculously biased, and often aren't smart enough to even get into UCs, let alone evaluate high school students. Schools are incentivized to inflate grades and rich ones can prepare amazing paper trails. Poor schools don't even have proper counseling.
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@turbinsbicep @ComfortablySmug Yes. Trymp administration ordered this project 2 years ago.
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@saili_s @HuffPost You don't need any of that stuff. How do you think we got by in the before times?
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@Hillary60363296 @mmpadellan She's NOT on trial. There are no charges. This is a little procedural hearing on a motion to disqualify her. This is a Trump game to delay the trial in a ditch to save his skin by being elected & untouchable. Trump & his RICO co-conspirators are the only ones on trial here.
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@IanColdwater Likewise, AD/HD impulsiveness is often not an urge to *do* something else suddenly, but to *stop* doing something that's unbearably boring. (And to fail to replace the previous task wisely because Parrot!)
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@AnnePuwu @CNN You're imagining things. Why not take his expression of love for his son and his son's wife at face value instead of poisoning his kind words?
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@lbates702 @brandon_1183 @BrittMcHenry That's what the National Anthem is for, inspiring liberty through the darkest night. "And our flag was still there..." #Genuflect
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@ehedie_3939 @lobs A person can have both, Emmy. He doesn't limit himself to one kind of crazy.
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@MansaCam @kilamxo @Rodman1_r2 @JayElHarris It's worth it to find out all of the places you came from, even if you don't get any surprises. Warn your family first. If you close match some suspect's DNA, the police will come knocking.
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@Norma57302273 @JL10_Bama @cspan Those bases obviously are not there to protect Germany, they're a little patch of America just a hop, skip, and jump away from Russia, northern Africa, the middle east, China, India... Bases exist to defend the USA. Trump is weakening our ability to defend ourselves DELIBERATELY.
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@Kaleb5D @_BLUUUUUUUU Air molecules are discrete, so there are fewer, not less.
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@ErrolGlowaki @Joracle_ @BenRothenberg @serenawilliams No, you cannot. It's a calm exchange throughout.
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@SwanSongNC @grantcohn There were snow-capped mountains this morning. One of those "can't decide between surfing and snowboarding" days.
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@etherealzoey @vinn_ayy Yeah, but this is Beach Jesus.
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@ernenauta @DevilsStagehand @LBAllred_44 @TwitterSafety @MichaelRyanRuiz The US constitutional right of free speech means the government usually can't block your right to free speech. Twitter has made no such promise to you. It's not a law.
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@assumestupidity @MFHoz Right. By the time a recession officially starts it's almost over. This one is being artificially shortened by the FED cutting inflation. It's due to GOP/Trump tax increases stripping purchase power from middle class residents of high cost of living areas, and the Trump tariffs.
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@rijaydenpatrick @jk_rowling Or that "white nations" are even a thing.
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@Kivrin1978 @CPTDoomDC With our ozone depletion factored in, she'll have a huge increase in risk over us. She'll look 70 when she's 45, poor thing.
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@clumsyghost_ @akira_t My credit card bills are in decline because I can't shop, travel, or go to events, and I'm not buying prepared or restaurant foods. It's not about hoarding cash.
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@thearticles7777 Now you know why Pence didn't get in the car on Jan 6th.
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@JayElHarris @IanColdwater Irish twins were more common in firstborn women. Especially in snowy places with basements.
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@DrXBloomGaming @VenturaReport @NewsNation Yes, it is. They are risking their lives to bring their child to safety. It's unfortunate that trashy people here want to kill that family only slightly less than the people from the place they left.
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@Experimenthole @PlainsToSee @thedailybeast A whole lot of jobs require that you not advocate the violent overthrow of the government. Check it out.
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@m0rb @SwiftOnSecurity I've hosed more machines with restore points than with registry edits.
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@HamptonsMulford @HeerJeet @GreatDismal They teach such techniques at law school. Just looks like magic when the stakes are as high as they are now.
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@TessDeco @JudiciaryDems Don't call them old, white, men. This isn't about age, race, sex. It's about selfish, hateful, ignorant PEOPLE.
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@smariebridget @Victorshi2020 I think French names are Satanic. I'm not going to write up an offer for the house you want to buy. Constitutional?
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@KAKEnews Most of the time it takes 2 to road rage that far. I wonder if they'll arrest the other driver for felony child endangering?
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@8bit_bb I wouldn't know her if she stopped me on the street to say hello. Why would he?
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@sadsortaugly @KillianGilroy @VeveTheX I would have just gone with whiteskins. But I don't find that offensive at all.
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@hollyweirdo @ParisHilton Soaking in amniotic fluid.
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@rmmcarthur97405 @5DollarFeminist @mummacity Now, they get to pay for all of the lawyers, not just their own.
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@tv_type @BuzzFeed Perhaps they're being protective of childish women who they perceive are stuck in the service industry and need financial help. Perhaps it reminds them of their sisters and daughters. You wouldn't like it if the slutty hairstyles got the best tips either, I'll bet.
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@dfdorsey17 @newsmax Only one is a real Democrat. She's been serving citizens her entire life.
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@SheilaBoland2 @DerekQFI @riseofmen @judyleeallen As in they take your shoes so you can't run away?
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@DreamgamersHd @lisa_liberal Real Americans don't vote for people who plan to suspend the Constitution on their first day in office. That's a traitor thing. So you're a traitor.
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@Logical_Girll @mmpadellan Panic? You should take a socialization class.
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@carrickdb @jpp123 @ChloeCondon @teemedlin @NewCo Maybe he's an artist creating a persona, or a social scientist experimenting on us. Tee Medlin anagrams to Me Tend Lie, so even if he's real, he was cursed or something.
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@XNoBoundsX @realrkwest @lkharter Biden knows how to read, and he knows what the words mean. Trump does not.
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