@ReginalTSquirge Probably, I'm not cool enough to know indie bands

@Bier_Automata @nkulw Tunde was just in Twisters, which is pretty cool

@BrandyLJensen @nkulw Two of them!

I know what you're thinking and yes, i did consider calling it outtiewear. but this is serious business, not an opportunity for wordplay based frippery.

I mean, I know why, which is why I try to refrain from talking about political issues on here, not because I don't care but because there is something fundamental about the way discourse happens on this website that is corrosive to actual understanding and progress

I believe that as a comedian you should have at least an hour of real, good, solid material before you start spamming TikTok with 80 second long crowdwork bits

Kendrick Lamar has a first name that’s more of a last name and a last name that’s more of a first name but we’re not allowed to bring it up because of woke

@BrandyLJensen @parismartineau Every time you watch football a cartoon owl yells at you about neonatal vitamins

@IncelsCo cope

@NYKnicksPodcast @BillSimmons search your feelings, the answer is already there. it's always been there.

@BrandyLJensen Friendship with me is easy because I simply order two desserts

@MrDumbBitch @ProFactchecker @isaiah_bb Let’s take THAT to its logical conclusion. Should we ban combat sports? Nature documentaries? Horror movies? Any TV show where a beloved character has to leave? How many social activities are actually pain simulacra that address that urge in a mutually beneficial manner?

Prior to 1974 this country had no marital rape laws. Why? Well, several reasons, but a salient one here is that there wasn’t a societal investment in defining what consent entails. One value of “permitting” BDSM is promoting active consent —even for “normal” sex

If we’re trying to solve the “male loneliness epidemic” we need to be consulting Uber drivers because those dudes never run out of people to talk on the phone with

@hrdcorhays @DaveRekuc @mattyglesias She was a roommate before the events of the show, it’s shown in a flashback

RT @cheaperby12film: ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like margaret qualley oh-oh, and I'm also demi moore

We need a new slur for Jason Whitlock, and it's gotta be better than the ones his "friends" call him behind his back

@SwooshBagen @ForeverOrioles @GMibson91219 @PHLDawgs Anchovies are a top tier topping, especially if you’re not mixing them with other strong flavors