every day i learn new words

i one talks about how having adhd makes you naturally inclined towards evil

@ryanharlan i mean it’s still lame but dads are supposed to be lame i think. that’s parent privilege

@andimgladofit i grew up surrounded by proficient enough shufflers and so never bothered to learn myself

@andimgladofit oi. some of us were just never good with our hands

RT @RajaKorman: The idea that a portion of the American political spectrum needed China to bamboozle or bribe it into a dislike of a strong…

hills are a little greener today

RT @PersiaAntigua:

yknow how after you use a gas station bathroom it’s like common courtesy to buy something? i accidentally bought the biggest kit kat they have. i don’t want this man i should’ve bought gum

out of nowhere my brother goes “are you dreading valentine’s day? because… yknow”

@PJ11819211 cannot imagine what it would be like living in that family lol

@texicantumbler goht

@Thuggin1t0ut that’s what this country does to you yeah

i’m not letting this go

RT @i_zzzzzz: I think everyone should be allowed to push live changes to US Treasury production code. We can let git sort it out

what if i got really into flower gardening

i always picture a train station in my head